The Secret Language of your Job

[Dixon Carter Lee]

French Scene. Countercross. Oleo. Rake. Traveler. Result Oriented. Apron. Sense Memory. Sides. Practical. Gobo. Tech Week.

Actor

 

[Jedi_Outcast]

TCP/IP, NETBios, NTFS, SMTP, IMAP, packet-sniffing, x.400 connector, bounced, borked, crashed, Clustering.

E-Mail/Systems Administrator

 

[Guest]

*bump*

 

[red_rose]

load. tender. EDI. carrier. pallet. plant. hot.



Load coordinator

(okay, so the answer's almost as confusing as the words... *shrug*)

 

[angelika]

SIBs, ADLs,reinforcers,DBT,cues,PAC,ISPs,issues,


RC (Residential Counselor)

 

[lovetoread]

No,Stop Yelling,I said no!,No Running,Clean that up,How many times do I need to say no????


I'm a mommy.

 

[Guest]

Absolute, Stoli, Wild T, J&b, Southern C, Uzo, Shnaps, Shohchyou, Naporeon, Champ, AbSINth.


CV

 

[lilrosie lips]

symptoms, diagnosis, prognosis, treatment, I.V., isolation, centers of excellence, rejection, pulmonary function, authorization, division of responsiblity, covered benefits, date of service, eligibility.

Transplant Coordinator

 

[kotori]

CMU, RFI, Liquidated Damages, face brick, volute, spring point, integral cove base, head wall, ADAAG, IBC

Architect

 

[floridaguy64]

Stop swinging that hammer ya schmuck!!!... and your fired!!!

No secret language here!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Zombie. Gimmick. Head Act. Reel. Snowstorm. Dye Tube. Zig-Zag. Thin Table. Sub Trunk.

Magician

 

[sabbathstorm]

msconfig, os, virus, dsl, modem, xp, me, ubv, usb, bench, restore, recovery, oow, drivers, apps

The joys of tech support

 

[just pet]

CPT, ICD-9, Liver qi stagnation, spleen deficiency with damp retention, reckless marauding of hot blood, running piglet syndrome, moxabustion, plum blossom needle, tongue diagnosis, slippery pulse


Acupuncturist

 

[just pet]

incubator, respirator, IV, needle gauge, neonate, TID, NPO, RLF, QD, PRN, ISAM, JACHO, CPT, PPD, PO, TKO, OD, OS, OU, BID, QID, PR, ML, MAL, PAL, CVP


neonatal intensive care nurse

 

[Elizabeth]

CICS, RDS, Vendor invoices, Unity, batch numbers, Novell, 960.

Systems tech

 

[Problem Child]

couch. sleep late. masturbation. television. fishing. Literotica. reading. yardwork. sex. snack. ass scratching. dog walking. frisbee. neighborly chat. take-a-dump. home improvement. auto repair. loud satisfying fart. target shooting.

unemployed

 

[calypso_21]

You did what to the computers? How many letters did you send out requesting what without getting it proofread for stupidity? You bought what obnoxiously priced item before checking to see if it could be found for less elsewhere? You want me to work more hours but not increase my pay due to budget concerns? You want me to write up grants that you should be writing?

Assistant to an idiot in a nonprofit organization


Deadline, characters, quotes, byline, yet another fucking fluff assignment

Freelance reporter


Healing, energy, chakras, relax, life force, spiritual wisdom, symbols, attunements, treatments, re-energizing, self healing.

Reiki Practitioner


You two amaze me every day! Stop hitting your sister, oh hunny lemme kiss that for you, did you clean up your room, no don’t touch that, you want what for dinner again? put that back! No, you can't put that in the toilet. I love you to the moon and back.

Mommy

 

[Daddyslilpet]

Driver, cook, laundress, Maid, secretary, butler, errand gal, mail clerk

Housewife and Mom

 

[lobito]

hand

 

[Rubyfruit]

Go poopoo. In the potty! Don't make a mess! Shush, you're hurting my ears. Who flushed Barbie down the toilet? Who wrote on the walls? No, no, no. I love you.

Mom

 

[Bigdog]

CNC, CAT40, TiCN, helix, rake angle, carbide, RPM, IPM, SFM, chipload, feedrate, surface speed, QA, VMC, work harden, HSS, backlash, CVD, PVD, alloy, modulus of elasticity

CNC Machinist

 

[ScarlettRose]

scan, punch, image, client, associate, code, index, advance index, field exit


data entry tech

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Devil/BlueDress. 2 macs & jacks. 4 silvers. Rocks. Shaken. Stirred. Straight Up Baby. Flash baby blues why secretly telling you to fuck off with my smile.


Bartender

 

[The Squid King]

CNC, CAT40, TiCN, helix, rake angle, carbide, RPM, IPM, SFM, chipload, feedrate, surface speed, QA, VMC, work harden, HSS, backlash, CVD, PVD, alloy, modulus of elasticity

CNC Machinist

Mazatrol, wpc, Gibbs, QC, CMM, romicrons, boring bars, button mills, taps, VMC, HMC, VTL, 5-axis, G-code, probe, revisions, deviations, porosity, indicator, co-ax, edge finder, calipers, micrometers, bore guages


I'm so glad I quit being a CNC Machinist

 

[miastella]

Limited Liability Company. Bankruptcy. Amnesty. Franchise Board. Filing requirements. Lien. Levy. Deficiency. 30-Day Notice. CP 504. Disclosure. Hearing. Notarized signature. 1040. General Power of Attorney. "No I'm sorry but I can't call your IRS agent and tell him to fuck off....."

Legal secretary to Tax Attorney.