The secret is out, how men think ...

[ShamelessFlirt]

[



Her husband lie dying in a hospital bed. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?

You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side...

You know what Martha?"

"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I'm beginning to think you're bad luck."

]

 

[Radiohead]

Can I Lovetoread?

 

[PapaMIdnite]

[



Her husband lie dying in a hospital bed. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?

You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side...

You know what Martha?"

"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I'm beginning to think you're bad luck."

]

my bad. I've read "you're a bad fuck"

sorry!

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

my bad. I've read "you're a bad fuck"

sorry!

It's not the first time your mom lied to you to spare your feelings and it won't be the last. Hope you get used to it.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Can I Lovetoread?

Have you taken that up with her?

 

[Radiohead]

Have you taken that up with her?

Depends on how I lovestoread doesn't it?

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Depends on how I lovestoread doesn't it?

Flirting with me doesn't qualify, are you implying something?

 

[Radiohead]

Flirting with me doesn't qualify, are you implying something?

Implying something, very good, very good!

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Implying something, very good, very good!

Admitting you have a problem is the first step. But I can't help you approach her if you don't know what to say to begin with.

Like I said talking to me isn't going to get you anywhere.

 

[PapaMIdnite]

It's not the first time your mom lied to you to spare your feelings and it won't be the last. Hope you get used to it.

FYI, my mum would NEVER do such a thing.


She never gave a fuck about my feelings, I don't think she would start now.

Edit: fuck, I better clarify this before someone tries to comfort me. I'm joking! well, kind of. But that was meant as a joke!

 

[richard_daily]

Admitting you have a problem is the first step.

I don't have a problem, the WORLD has a problem!

 

[Riles]

-groan-

This one is right there with the "Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men actually care".


tsk tsk

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

http://cdn.hsmemes.com/2012/5/6/6208baf4eb4c457e921327ad5a2ca83c.jpg

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Is this any better ...




A lady walks into a welfare office and the guy at the desk asks her how many kids she has.

She says, “23, and they’re all named Billy.”

The clerk says, “Why would you do a stupid thing like that?”

She says, “So if I wanna call them all at one time, all I have to do is say Billy.”

The clerk asks, “But what if you only wanna call one?”

The lady replies, “Easy, I call them by their last name.”

 

[DonovanCrane]

While flawed in the specifics, the OP actually does in a sense show how men think; the conclusion is derived from a logical analysis of the available evidence. That, in my observation, is how men think: Logically. By contrast, women tend to think more intuitively. I wouldn't say one is better than the other, as both are highly specialized modes of thinking. Ideally, a man and a woman who choose to go through life together can balance each other out, and then we actually can reach a clearer perception of the world in which we live.

I guess that might be turned into an argument for marriage as a male-female relationship, but that's not the intent. Some men think very much like women, and some women like men. The gay marriages, etc., will either suffer from imbalance, or the lovers involved will strike a similar sort of mental balance to a more conventional couple. (I.e., a masculine man should, if he's gay, take up with a more feminine man.)

Enough of that, though. I'm really just rambling, and I'm sure no one here wants to hear it. I just wanted to put in a rational comment on a thread that could easily become another very minor front in the idiotic battle of the sexes. (Really, why battle? There are so many more fun things to do with one another...)

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/joke?s=t

Joke


noun
1.
something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him.

Trust me, no one here is taking anything I say seriously

 

[Riles]

What Men Mean

Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass

I'm a Romantic = I'm poor

I need you" = My hand is tired

I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised

I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation

You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me

I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it

It's just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head

She's kinda cute = I want to have sex with her till I am blue

I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me

I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good

Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood

How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small

I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you

Do you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out

Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later

How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on his/her way to tell you about it now

I have something to tell you = Get tested

I'll give you a call = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again

I've been thinking a lot = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk

I think we should just be friends = You're ugly

I've learned a lot from you = Next

 

[Radiohead]

What Men Mean

Hi Riles = Marry me, or sex me up constantly

Hi Riles.

 

[Riles]

Hi Riles.

lol

Meaning the two are mutually exclusive?

 

[PapaMIdnite]

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/joke?s=t




Trust me, no one here is taking anything I say seriously

I did. I even quick called my analyst to see what did you mean when you refer to my mother, and why did it affect me so much.

 

[islandman]

I did. I even quick called my analyst to see what did you mean when you refer to my mother, and why did it affect me so much.

He wants to fuck your mother.

In fact, we all do.

Post her tits, okay?

 

[Radiohead]

lol

Meaning the two are mutually exclusive?

Well no, but you would have to disentangle yourself first to have both coming my way, true?

 

[islandman]

lol

Meaning the two are mutually exclusive?

*guilty look*

 

[PapaMIdnite]

He wants to fuck your mother.

In fact, we all do.

Post her tits, okay?

You obviously don't know my mother. Look, I know I strike you as a fucking sexy son of a bitch when you read me, but believe me, I got that from my father.

And for all of you who don't believe this, I AM a fucking sexy son of a bitch. A very ugly one. So for the sake of your mental health, I won't post her tits.

 

[islandman]

You obviously don't know my mother. Look, I know I strike you as a fucking sexy son of a bitch when you read me, but believe me, I got that from my father.

And for all of you who don't believe this, I AM a fucking sexy son of a bitch. A very ugly one. So for the sake of your mental health, I won't post her tits.

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