The Scruffy Theme Song

[Scruffy]

It's essentially that song "Money" but with Scruffy instead of money. You should really imagine it playing with each of my posts

"Scruffy, Scruffy, Scruffy, Scruffy, SCRUF-FY"

Thanks for playing kids.

 

[Demian]

Az done by Billy Idol?

 

[Mistress]

Re: Az done by Billy Idol?

Hmm Mony Mony? Nope doesn't sound like what Scruffy wrote would fit that.

Or Pink Floyd's Money, so what other Money song could it be?

 

[doctor_insanus]

Scruffy, get away.
Get a good job with good pay and you're okay.
Scruffy, it's a gas.
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I'll buy me a football team.

Scruffy, get back.
I'm all right Jack keep your hands off of my stack.
Scruffy, it's a hit.
Don't give me that do goody good bullshit.
I'm in the high-fidelity first class travelling set
And I think I need a Lear jet.

Scruffy, it's a crime.
Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie.
Scruffy, so they say
Is the root of all evil today.
But if you ask for a raise it's no surprise that they're
giving none away.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

Mistress....that is my nickname ...Mony...well one of em...the song brings back memories...

just don't get me started dancing,

 

[Scruffy's Bitch]

The real theme song for Scruffy

Scruff Scruff
He's no bluff bluff
When he's in the buff buff
It turns me on like The Billy Goat's Gruff gruff
I simply cannot get enuff nuff
Of my mysterious, carnivorous Scruff Scruff

I tell ya folks, Scruffy's a mere mutt. He mated well above his league with this pure bred piece of puppy pootang.

 

[Laurel]

Fun Dog Songs!!!

My dog Pinto likes to roam
One day Pinto left his home
He came back so nice and clean
Where, oh where has Pinto been
Pinto bean
Pinto bean
Where, oh where has Pinto been


(Now substitute the following for "Pinto": Green, Coffee, Lima, String, Jelly, Refried, Black, Baked, Chocolate, Human, Shoulda, Coulda, etc...)

 

[Laurel]

Dog Christmas

Playing to the tune "White Christmas"

I'm dreaming of slow squirrel
One I could catch and make my toy
Or a lovely shoe
That I could chew
Would add greatly to my joy.

I'm dreaming of a dog biscuit
Tall as a house and twice as wide
Little toys that squeak
And kids that shriek
And huge bones made of rawhide.

I'm dreaming of a huge buffet
With all the plates at table's edge
Grabbing hefty portions
Of people rations
Before they go in the fridge.

I'm dreaming of a long walkie
One where I choose where I will go
Greeting doggie friends
Sniffing both ends
Our tails wagging to and fro.

I'm dreaming of a soft pillow
all to myself and end of day
Where I snore the evening away
Storing energy for doggie play...

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