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[cloudy]

Some of your "best-selling" Lit authors write like someone is twisting their arms to get down and dirty. But not you, Scouries. Now you go and write that Nude Day Contest story and prove to everyone once again that this is a fucking porn site and not True Romance magazine.

Oh, look, the mutual masturbators are at it again. See if you can't stick that tongue a little further up his ass, why dontcha?

 

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[drksideofthemoon]

Doesn't it sometimes feel like we're butting in on a romantic candlelit dinner between the two?

Yabut, I think there is only one at the table....lefty and righty...I didn't say that did I?

 

[CeriseNoire]

I just wonder why everyone plays along. Such an odd puzzle...

 

[drksideofthemoon]

I just wonder why everyone plays along. Such an odd puzzle...

I know...I've often asked myself the same question...

 

[scouries]

Another story cracks the 1000 vote barrier…

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[Scribbled]

I just wonder why everyone plays along. Such an odd puzzle...

These obsessive-compulsive drama queens with multiple personality disorder can't help themselves from posting on this thread. They are addicted to Scouries--like millions of other Literotica readers.

 

[TxRad]

These obsessive-compulsive drama queens with multiple personality disorder can't help themselves from posting on this thread. They are addicted to Scouries--like millions of other Literotica readers.

Yes you are.... You're addicted to yourself

as for millions of Lit readers.... Well, that's still to be seen....

Just because someone clicks on a story proves absolutely nothing.... How many actually read it. There's no way of knowing...

How many voted doesn't matter either... now how they voted does have a little bearing on it.... I notice you never post a score....

So get real and someone might take you seriously..... Until then, this is an excellent joke thread

 

[CeriseNoire]

These obsessive-compulsive drama queens with multiple personality disorder can't help themselves from posting on this thread. They are addicted to Scouries--like millions of other Literotica readers.

I see. Kind of like the whole 'roadkill' thing...
And multiple-personalities, you say? Hm, taking risks with irony...

 

[scouries]

debonnaire???

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[drksideofthemoon]

Who the heck is Nigel Debonnaire anyway? Does anybody know this guy? The first three stories on today’s ‘New Story’ page are by this writer. What are the odds on that happening in a random shuffling of all the new stories? Pretty darn slim, if you ask me.

And the #9 story today on the new list is by that weird guy from Texas. And strangely enough he also had 3 stories in the first 10 just two days ago.

And ‘direlilith’ got some pretty good spots on both the 10th and 11th.

Listen, good for them. If they’ve found a way to slip a few bucks in each time they submit a story and they get put right at the top of the ‘New Story’ page you got to congratulate them for their savvy. It has to help them get a few more reads and votes and that’s all to the good for them.

But poor ‘scouries’, I’m relegated to the back by these line jumpers. Maybe it would be fairer if Literotica’ just held an auction every afternoon and the authors with new stories coming out the next day could bid for a place in the top ten. If you’ve got the bucks you can be #1 for the day. This would get rid of the hanky-panky with the under the table deals and would probably generate even more money for our leaders. It would be win-win for everyone and be all right out in the open. A perfect American capitalist solution! Lets do it!

The stories are put in order of their approval, and generally are taken the same way. The stories on the top of the new list are the ones that were approved last.

I've had stories come out in all sorts of positions, and it's made little difference. The only thing I have noticed is that Friday is a good day to have a story come out...but in the long run the effect is quite minimal.

These observations have been made on chapters of Montana Summer, so the category has stayed the same in all submissions.

 

[TxRad]

It's the luck of the draw, is all I know... First off i wouldn't know who to bribe because i don't have a clue who sets up the order. Second, I wouldn't if I could. I post my stories the same way you do, so cut the crap.

It probably doesn't help if you piss off the powers that be by trying to slip crap passed the rules... It makes people look at your future stuff longer and harder. Just my opinion, you understand.

 

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[drksideofthemoon]

I have no clue how the stories get placed. I know some categories are on the bottom of the list, maybe the more taboo ones. But to me, I scan the entire list looking for author's I enjoy reading then I go from there. So placement means about squat to me. I think crying foul because your story doesn't make the top of the list is somewhat sour grapes. Write something other than taboo and you'll be closer to the top if not on the top of the list.

I just think it;s in the order that they approve them, I've had chapters for MS come out anywhere from in the top few places to near the bottom....and from my observance of MS, it doesn't really change anything....people will go through the New List with a fine tooth comb, looking for what they like...

 

[scouries]

film out soon!!!

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[Scribbled]

I have no clue how the stories get placed. I know some categories are on the bottom of the list, maybe the more taboo ones. But to me, I scan the entire list looking for author's I enjoy reading then I go from there. So placement means about squat to me. I think crying foul because your story doesn't make the top of the list is somewhat sour grapes. Write something other than taboo and you'll be closer to the top if not on the top of the list.

LMFAO! That's easy for someone who always has her stories near the top of the New list to say. Like today. And you always have the "H" and a bunch of phony comments on the new story before most people are even awake. Seems rather orchestrated to me.

 

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[TxRad]

LMFAO! That's easy for someone who always has her stories near the top of the New list to say. Like today. And you always have the "H" and a bunch of phony comments on the new story before most people are even awake. Seems rather orchestrated to me.

I hate to be the one to tell ya but this is the World Wide Web. Someones always awake....
Go crawl back up your Masters ass and go back to sleep if that's all you have to say...

 

[CeriseNoire]

LMFAO! That's easy for someone who always has her stories near the top of the New list to say. Like today. And you always have the "H" and a bunch of phony comments on the new story before most people in some parts of the world are even awake. Seems rather orchestrated to me.

Fixed it for you

 

[starrkers]

LMFAO! That's easy for someone who always has her stories near the top of the New list to say. Like today. And you always have the "H" and a bunch of phony comments on the new story before most people are even awake. Seems rather orchestrated to me.

In my part of the world the new stories go up in the late afternoon/early evening. Plenty of time for more than 10 readers to vote before bedtime, especially for someone with a large readership.

 

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[CeriseNoire]

That was so nice of you...

Didn't want him to sound silly or anything.

 

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[Scribbled]

Hmmm, maybe it's because I have a huge fan base, I write stories that people want to read

Well, aren't you special. At least on Literotica. But nobody wanted to read your stories when you posted them on LustyLibrary, now did they. You were a nonentity. Your fan base on Literotica is mostly smoke and mirrors. Scouries has the real fan base on this site.

 

[TxRad]

Well, aren't you special. At least on Literotica. But nobody wanted to read your stories when you posted them on LustyLibrary, now did they. You were a nonentity. Your fan base on Literotica is mostly smoke and mirrors. Scouries has the real fan base on this site.

BAWAAAAA... Oh God, my side hurts..... Stop! OH God, I'm laughing to hard...