The reality of happy ending massage parlours (from someone who's worked in one)

[Buffy47]

A very fascinating read all the way through! Let me say that I am a male who does enjoy actual massages, especially full body (I have recurring back issues, plus it feels so damn relaxing). I’ve always had a female masseuse, and I’m pretty sure none of the places I’ve gone to offered happy endings, but were legit. I’ve also never been offered my choice of who to do the massage, and honestly, once I’m on my back I don’t remember much of what the masseuse looked like!

It is a sensual experience for me, and I tend to get an erection before I turn over onto my back, but I’ve never said anything about it (although I’ve been wondering if I should maybe apologize). There have been a few times when the masseuse has brushed against my scrotum a few times, which I assumed was an accident, but now I wonder.

I did, on the other hand, go to a brothel in Australia when I was in the Navy, and when you picked a girl, you were on the clock. Apparently the first one was disappointed I didn’t cum in the time limit for her, so I got to pick a different girl (still had to pay her) to finish the job, so to speak. Quite a bit different experience from the one brothel I went to in Nevada.

Do you think she was disappointed because she thought you didn't enjoy her? Or was there a payment bonus for making a guy cum?

 

[Buffy47]

I don’t know, I think there was just a time limit.

Makes sense, more people they massage more they earn.

 

[Buffy47]

I do remember she had asked if I’d been drinking (which I hadn’t), and I explained that it takes me a while to cum. It’s been… about 37 years? Since that happened. The only other details I recall was that the first girl was the tallest girl they had (since I’m tall I thought I’d enjoy that), but the second girl, who I did cum for, was shorter, but had red thigh high stockings on, which might have made the difference!

Main thing is you enjoyed it and they was professional enough to make sure needs was met.

 

[Buffy47]

I did enjoy it! Only time I’ve ever had sex with two different women on the same day, although that’s not a great brag since I paid for it, but still…!

It's a great brag I don't think many can say same even those that pay normally pay for one I guess

 

[Trickman]

The first massage parlor I went to in my town was like that. After the initial massage she asked me to turn over and expose my penis. She didn’t cover me at all so in my head I was like,”Oh boy here comes the handjob I’ve been waiting for!”
I was a bit disappointed when she told me I had to masturbate myself instead of her touching me. She poured oils on my penis which was nice but it was less fun than I imagined even though I had the thrill of being exposed like this.
I ended up cumming heavy like I normally do and she did clean me off at least,she put a hot towel and wipes me down without letting her bare hands touch me. It was an ok experience but I wanted the full experience happy ending so that’s what brought me to search further around my town which I was lucky when I found the place that I now frequent about once a week.
The first time I went I already got the feel that place was found to be a better fit. The women were very touchy feely from the moment I walked in. Lots of hugs,hand holding and were very friendly. They’d always leave the door open,watch me undress and compliment my body. I realize it’s just part of their job but I really appreciate that professional courtesy.

What’s the name and location of that place lol

 

[Buffy47]

Oh I agree it's best to keep somethings private. When it ends like that

 

[slightlysubhub]

What’s the name and location of that place lol

Lol it’s in the South Hills near Pittsburgh and that’s all the info I can spare

 

[Buffy47]

Lol it’s in the South Hills near Pittsburgh and that’s all the info I can spare

I'm Uk so that means nothing to me

 

[Trickman]

Lol it’s in the South Hills near Pittsburgh and that’s all the info I can spare

Lol thanks
It’s a bit of a drive from Michigan!!

 

[slightlysubhub]

I'm Uk so that means nothing to me

Aw sorry,if you’re ever randomly on the east coast stop on by for a nice handjob by some magical Asian women lol!!

 

[slightlysubhub]

Lol thanks
It’s a bit of a drive from Michigan!!

But sooooo worth it! I mean if I’m going once a week then the experience must be fantastic!

 

[JenniZinc]

I have noticed that in some of the Asian Massage parlors, the women would help you undress before and dress afterward. It was fun and a turn-on for me. As she was helping me take off my clothes, I would usually get a comment or two on my dick or balls. "Oh so big!" "Lots of cum in there?" and then a giggle or sexy smile. It was very clear the place was a happy ending spot and standing naked in front of the clothed massage lady was erotic.

To continue with the spirit of this thread, in reality, I am guessing that was a quick check of my dick for any sores, etc.
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I guess each type of parlour has their own strategies. I worked for Russians, and we didn't undress our clients or make any flattering comments on their penis size

 

[slightlysubhub]

I guess each type of parlour has their own strategies. I worked for Russians, and we didn't undress our clients or make any flattering comments on their penis size

My penis is pretty small but they never usually comment on my size either way. They do comment about me being smooth and after I’ve cum they’ll rub my penis and say “mmmm so strong,so much cum”

 

[JenniZinc]

My penis is pretty small but they never usually comment on my size either way. They do comment about me being smooth and after I’ve cum they’ll rub my penis and say “mmmm so strong,so much cum”

I admit I used to make a comment when I client released a lot of sperm

 

[slightlysubhub]

I admit I used to make a comment when I client released a lot of sperm

That’s honestly my only bragging point when it comes to me being nude and sexually stimulated. Like I said I’m not well endowed in the least but the amount I produce when they get me to orgasm is impressive. That experience really does make me reach my full potential;so many factors like the exhibitionism of it as well as the risk/mild danger of doing something illegal technically speaking.

 

[Cardinal]

In my bio I describe myself as being a housewife with a "past". I confess I actually signed up to Literotica after Googling the topic of happy endings for women, and came across a thread that I felt didn't quite do the subject justice.

My past goes back 22 years, when I left a reputable job as a massage therapist and beautician, to join the dark side on ‘the circuit’ (parlour).

Why? Money. If you know what you’re doing and are good at what you do there's plenty to earn. If you're crap, your earnings are in line with that.

In my nine and a bit years I bought an apartment in Melbourne Australia, paid it off in full, and purchased a 20 acre farm with a minimum mortgage. So, I consider myself very good at it.

In Australia it’s not widely known that parlours are usually Asian or Russian (or some other Eastern European) owned. As an Anglo-Saxon white girl I worked on the Russian side. Despite what you may see on TV, I found the Russian bosses to be very fair and reasonable, provided I was flexible.

There’s no straight formula, but the house will usually get 50-75% of the base (what a customer pays when they first enter, and it’s always upfront). Adjusting slightly for inflation, I would earn around $25 of the $75 paid by the customer. Not much for an hour’s work. But I got to keep 100% of the tips, which would be usually $50, sometimes more, but not often.

Obviously the $50 was for the final rub & tug - masturbation. Although I was a qualified masseuse, the ending was pretty much what customers were there for. On the odd occasion where a customer didn’t want to be finished off, or was just there for an actual (God forbid) massage, I was pretty much screwed.

It could get worse. On a quiet period, the house could put a sign out the front for $25 off. Guess who funded that $25 ……. In full! So, if I got a ‘legit’ customer, I could work the full hour for nothing.

It’s usually assumed that we would up our income by offering additional services such as the obvious oral, vaginal or anal. No way - firstly because it was against house rules, and everything was filmed. Bet you didn’t know that!

Why did the house care so much? Motorcycle gangs and other protection rackets tend to leave massage parlours alone. There’s just not enough money in them. Brothels are a different story, and word travels fast. That’s why hidden cameras get installed, simply to keep the girls (and some guys) in line.

If you're reading this and getting nervous about your previous visits, don't be. I can only speak for the parlour I worked in, but in Australia recording without consent is illegal. The business isn't planning to make money by uploading your ejaculation to PornHub

So, then how did this tale of woe become lucrative? It’s simple ….. hours don’t have to be 60 minutes. As a parlour girl, it’s in your interest to dispose of a customer as fast as possible. Sperm is money, and the faster the better.

If I can dispose of a customer in 40 minutes, I’m increased my earning time by a third. Once you get the experience, 30 minutes is possible, even 20. Why would a customer pay for 60 minutes and leave in 20? Remember the purpose behind the visit. Many men sneak out of work, or are in a different city on business. They want to cum, and after it's over they'll make every excuse to get out, even apologising!

The better you get at disposals, the more walk-ins get allocated to you, and you can even negotiate a better fee with the house.

The subject everyone wants to know about, women customers.

As a straight woman I will still always prefer massaging a female body. They’re smaller and smoother. Most women who entered our doors knew we were not a totally reputable venue, but that’s not to say most were there for sexual extras. Many just liked to have a massage without their undies on, and have their breasts massaged. Licensed massage therapists will never do this.

The problem with women customers is that an hour is actually an hour, plus time for small talk, getting prepared and getting dressed again. A woman walks through the door and the masseuses scatter! Taking on a woman customer generally means earning less money.

Did women ever want happy endings? Yes, regularly. Some were lesbian or bi. Some just wanted the empowering (I'm so woke) experience of being touched by another woman …. After which they would run off and tell their friends, producing more income reducing customers.

To women reading this, I’ll frame this in a way that will make sense. If you picture a woman getting a happy ending, you probably think of me stimulating their clitoris with my fingers. Then consider this, when you masturbate do you use your fingers or a vibrator of some type?

The reality is vibrators, yet for some reason the female customer expects that a parlour girl has a magic ability to know a body well enough to produce an orgasm with her fingers. It just doesn’t happen.

Although female customers took the full hour, as I moved into my 40’s, I would get picked less and less by males. I managed to build up a solid base of regular women, but I had to lay down three solid rules.

First was to please respect my time, with an hour starting the second they entered the room and finishing with the door closing.

Second was that if they wanted ‘release’ they would need to bring their own clitoral (not penetrative) vibrator. In those days, cordless vibes didn’t work well, so they would need a smaller magic want style that could be discreet enough to fit in a handbag.

Third rule was that tips applied. I found woman to have a reluctance to paying the extra, with the view that it’s 10 minutes of massage and should be included for free.

By 2010 I had seen enough sperm, pulled apart enough labias and earned enough money to have a new lifestyle on the farm with my partner. No, he’s not a former customer and yes he does know about my previous job.

To happy ending customers, some pieces of advice.

Firstly, don’t always go for the pretty or sexy girls - I describe myself as plain and chubby, but back then I was plain and average. I would get picked last, but had a very good return of clients due to my massage technique.

Next, to males only. We always had 1-2 male masseurs who were there for guys only. Few of them were gay, but this was the only way they could make a living. If you want to be massaged by a male, just say it - nobody’s going to judge you, think you’re gay or whatever. Straight men I know have told me the best orgasms they've had was from a male. I would never have admitted this in my working days

Next, orgasm is a goal, not a right. Sometimes it doesn’t work, male or female. It’s not our fault, we try our best. Think very carefully before causing a vocal scene, it may not be in your interest.

Lastly, wipe your butts. Believe it or not females are the worst offenders, but if you’re having a massage, jump into the toilet, grab some paper and wipe your bottom. Remember, I can see absolutely everything!

Hopefully I haven’t inspired a wave of massage aspirants. It’s well paying but not something I would recommend to my daughter (if I had one)

Great information, thank you!

 

[Cardinal]

A little surprised that there were enough women getting happy endings to even mention it

 

[InkSlut]

This thread is super interesting, thanks for the insight!

 

[JenniZinc]

A little surprised that there were enough women getting happy endings to even mention it

In my first few years, female clients were less than 5%, in my last few years it was a bit over 20%, and most that were regulars were seeking sexual release of some type. My feeling though is that most wouldn't think of this form of touch as a happy ending as most would not end in a full orgasm - unless I had known the client for a long time, and even then it would only result with a vibrator in a method or place I knew worked.

But to answer your question, women are a significant part of the client base, it's just not always obvious.

 

[scposteel]

Where I live there are Asian massage parlor everywhere. I went to one near where I lived and paid for a 30 minute massage. The massage itself was mediocre, but there was a happy ending. I probably undertipped but it was a combination of a lackluster massage as well as being slightly rude.

About a year later I decided to try another one, this time without the presumed expectation of a happy ending. The masseuse after I got into the room said it would be about 10 minutes as she was wrapping up a transaction with another client (probably payment). I said that was fine, and got undressed and on the table. When she finally came in and started the massage and much to my surprise she gave an amazing massage, taking the time to take care of my needs. When it came to the flip she continued to massage my chest, legs, really take care, and when she did offer I gave the approval. It was an amazing experience for what it was, and even without the happy ending I would gladly go back for another because she did amazing.

 

[JenniZinc]

Where I live there are Asian massage parlor everywhere. I went to one near where I lived and paid for a 30 minute massage. The massage itself was mediocre, but there was a happy ending. I probably undertipped but it was a combination of a lackluster massage as well as being slightly rude.

About a year later I decided to try another one, this time without the presumed expectation of a happy ending. The masseuse after I got into the room said it would be about 10 minutes as she was wrapping up a transaction with another client (probably payment). I said that was fine, and got undressed and on the table. When she finally came in and started the massage and much to my surprise she gave an amazing massage, taking the time to take care of my needs. When it came to the flip she continued to massage my chest, legs, really take care, and when she did offer I gave the approval. It was an amazing experience for what it was, and even without the happy ending I would gladly go back for another because she did amazing.

I'm curious, did you go the same venue as before? Where I worked for it was unheard of for a girl or guy to not offer release as part of the service, the only time this would happen was if the client appeared to not want it. We were licensed as a brothel so there was never a threat of legal action. But glad you got a decent massage just the same - my former career was in legitimate massage, so I know there are so many benefits of pure therapy.

 

[scposteel]

I'm curious, did you go the same venue as before? Where I worked for it was unheard of for a girl or guy to not offer release as part of the service, the only time this would happen was if the client appeared to not want it. We were licensed as a brothel so there was never a threat of legal action. But glad you got a decent massage just the same - my former career was in legitimate massage, so I know there are so many benefits of pure therapy.

It was a different location. These parlors are all over the place, in fact just in my area I can count a least a dozen. The Happy Ending isn't technically legal here, but there is also a blind eye turned to it.

 

[slightlysubhub]

It was a different location. These parlors are all over the place, in fact just in my area I can count a least a dozen. The Happy Ending isn't technically legal here, but there is also a blind eye turned to it.

I live in a relatively small town(a college town) but we have a surprising number of Asian massage parlors available and to my knowledge all of them offer some form of happy ending. I assumed the authorities would’ve done something about it by this point but seem to not pay attention.

 

[The_spirit_of_oz]

Haven’t had a happy ending massage for years, but after reading this thread it might be time to have a treat. I remember the first time I received one it was amazing, mainly because I didn’t know it was part of the massage, I had a sports injury and went to get some work done on my leg. It was a wonderful surprise to feel her exploring hands wander down there. In our local area there are loads of massage parlours which are really brothels, a lot of asians and I think most of the girls are uni student. Nice to hear the number of girls getting a happy ending is appearing to be on the rise.

 

[JenniZinc]

Nice to hear the number of girls getting a happy ending is appearing to be on the rise.

I couldn't tell you how many females are seeking happy endings these days, as I finished my stint in the industry some time ago. I will say though that the number was relatively small but seemed like a lot more as my base of regulars grew.