My only experience being in mexico was a timed massage and between the masseuse touching me and offering the extra to being told we are done we can all get dressed was about 10mins so I can only assume the extras would take less than 10mins.
I've just googled IRINA PALM and interesting story taking a job as a glory hole in a sex shop
It's was mainly about someone being surprised their Masseuse at the weekend was opposite sex and she had expected female
ahhh, i see now.
Foursome could be fun.
Haha yes I've always liked the idea of having a foursome but in this instance I'd say I couldn't and wouldn't. But that's me being honest real and not the usual Lit chats
So your whole family unit goes to massage parlors, together? Cool.
Not parlors but an actual Spa hotel
Thanks for sharingIn my bio I describe myself as being a housewife with a "past". I confess I actually signed up to Literotica after Googling the topic of happy endings for women, and came across a thread that I felt didn't quite do the subject justice.
My past goes back 22 years, when I left a reputable job as a massage therapist and beautician, to join the dark side on ‘the circuit’ (parlour).
Why? Money. If you know what you’re doing and are good at what you do there's plenty to earn. If you're crap, your earnings are in line with that.
In my nine and a bit years I bought an apartment in Melbourne Australia, paid it off in full, and purchased a 20 acre farm with a minimum mortgage. So, I consider myself very good at it.
In Australia it’s not widely known that parlours are usually Asian or Russian (or some other Eastern European) owned. As an Anglo-Saxon white girl I worked on the Russian side. Despite what you may see on TV, I found the Russian bosses to be very fair and reasonable, provided I was flexible.
There’s no straight formula, but the house will usually get 50-75% of the base (what a customer pays when they first enter, and it’s always upfront). Adjusting slightly for inflation, I would earn around $25 of the $75 paid by the customer. Not much for an hour’s work. But I got to keep 100% of the tips, which would be usually $50, sometimes more, but not often.
Obviously the $50 was for the final rub & tug - masturbation. Although I was a qualified masseuse, the ending was pretty much what customers were there for. On the odd occasion where a customer didn’t want to be finished off, or was just there for an actual (God forbid) massage, I was pretty much screwed.
It could get worse. On a quiet period, the house could put a sign out the front for $25 off. Guess who funded that $25 ……. In full! So, if I got a ‘legit’ customer, I could work the full hour for nothing.
It’s usually assumed that we would up our income by offering additional services such as the obvious oral, vaginal or anal. No way - firstly because it was against house rules, and everything was filmed. Bet you didn’t know that!
Why did the house care so much? Motorcycle gangs and other protection rackets tend to leave massage parlours alone. There’s just not enough money in them. Brothels are a different story, and word travels fast. That’s why hidden cameras get installed, simply to keep the girls (and some guys) in line.
If you're reading this and getting nervous about your previous visits, don't be. I can only speak for the parlour I worked in, but in Australia recording without consent is illegal. The business isn't planning to make money by uploading your ejaculation to PornHub
So, then how did this tale of woe become lucrative? It’s simple ….. hours don’t have to be 60 minutes. As a parlour girl, it’s in your interest to dispose of a customer as fast as possible. Sperm is money, and the faster the better.
If I can dispose of a customer in 40 minutes, I’m increased my earning time by a third. Once you get the experience, 30 minutes is possible, even 20. Why would a customer pay for 60 minutes and leave in 20? Remember the purpose behind the visit. Many men sneak out of work, or are in a different city on business. They want to cum, and after it's over they'll make every excuse to get out, even apologising!
The better you get at disposals, the more walk-ins get allocated to you, and you can even negotiate a better fee with the house.
The subject everyone wants to know about, women customers.
As a straight woman I will still always prefer massaging a female body. They’re smaller and smoother. Most women who entered our doors knew we were not a totally reputable venue, but that’s not to say most were there for sexual extras. Many just liked to have a massage without their undies on, and have their breasts massaged. Licensed massage therapists will never do this.
The problem with women customers is that an hour is actually an hour, plus time for small talk, getting prepared and getting dressed again. A woman walks through the door and the masseuses scatter! Taking on a woman customer generally means earning less money.
Did women ever want happy endings? Yes, regularly. Some were lesbian or bi. Some just wanted the empowering (I'm so woke) experience of being touched by another woman …. After which they would run off and tell their friends, producing more income reducing customers.
To women reading this, I’ll frame this in a way that will make sense. If you picture a woman getting a happy ending, you probably think of me stimulating their clitoris with my fingers. Then consider this, when you masturbate do you use your fingers or a vibrator of some type?
The reality is vibrators, yet for some reason the female customer expects that a parlour girl has a magic ability to know a body well enough to produce an orgasm with her fingers. It just doesn’t happen.
Although female customers took the full hour, as I moved into my 40’s, I would get picked less and less by males. I managed to build up a solid base of regular women, but I had to lay down three solid rules.
First was to please respect my time, with an hour starting the second they entered the room and finishing with the door closing.
Second was that if they wanted ‘release’ they would need to bring their own clitoral (not penetrative) vibrator. In those days, cordless vibes didn’t work well, so they would need a smaller magic want style that could be discreet enough to fit in a handbag.
Third rule was that tips applied. I found woman to have a reluctance to paying the extra, with the view that it’s 10 minutes of massage and should be included for free.
By 2010 I had seen enough sperm, pulled apart enough labias and earned enough money to have a new lifestyle on the farm with my partner. No, he’s not a former customer and yes he does know about my previous job.
To happy ending customers, some pieces of advice.
Firstly, don’t always go for the pretty or sexy girls - I describe myself as plain and chubby, but back then I was plain and average. I would get picked last, but had a very good return of clients due to my massage technique.
Next, to males only. We always had 1-2 male masseurs who were there for guys only. Few of them were gay, but this was the only way they could make a living. If you want to be massaged by a male, just say it - nobody’s going to judge you, think you’re gay or whatever. Straight men I know have told me the best orgasms they've had was from a male. I would never have admitted this in my working days
Next, orgasm is a goal, not a right. Sometimes it doesn’t work, male or female. It’s not our fault, we try our best. Think very carefully before causing a vocal scene, it may not be in your interest.
Lastly, wipe your butts. Believe it or not females are the worst offenders, but if you’re having a massage, jump into the toilet, grab some paper and wipe your bottom. Remember, I can see absolutely everything!
Hopefully I haven’t inspired a wave of massage aspirants. It’s well paying but not something I would recommend to my daughter (if I had one)
So interesting!
My hottie cousin has a GF who is a total prostitute, in a nearby small town....
Thanks for getting thread back on track.
Leaving a tip in advance goes a long way, it's really a nice courtesy. In my case tips were always taken up front, after the 'first act'. In terms of touching, I refused to massage fully naked, but I quite often did so topless (I didn't charge extra for this as many girls did) and allowed clients to play with my boobs. This nearly always resulted in an earlier ejaculation, so an absolute win-win.
I usually used that initial tip as the “fee” for the handjob and teasing. They’d ask of me if I want “hard,medium or soft” so I always go with soft. At that point they keep it very sensual and erotic from the beginning. After some teasing when they turn me over they usually point to their breasts and ask if I want to play(it’s always a bit extra which I don’t mind at all) that’s when they let me fondle them,lick and suck their breasts while they stroke me.Leaving a tip in advance goes a long way, it's really a nice courtesy. In my case tips were always taken up front, after the 'first act'. In terms of touching, I refused to massage fully naked, but I quite often did so topless (I didn't charge extra for this as many girls did) and allowed clients to play with my boobs. This nearly always resulted in an earlier ejaculation, so an absolute win-win.
Without wanting to burst your bubble (and this is a reality thread) parlour girls are so conditioned to naked men that I doubt any would notice that you were exposed in the room. But if it's something you enjoy, that's great
The first massage parlor I went to in my town was like that. After the initial massage she asked me to turn over and expose my penis. She didn’t cover me at all so in my head I was like,”Oh boy here comes the handjob I’ve been waiting for!”
