The real dilemma!

[MissTaken]

I need to shave my legs and I don't feel like it.

Hmmm

No one is going to see them in sub zero weather and certainly there is no nudity in my immediate future.

Should I?

Shouldn't I?

Wanna help?

 

[Guest]

 

[MissTaken]

You could lotion them when I am done?

 

[intrigued]

I know I'm not the one you're hoping for, but better opt for shaving them anyway...otherwise they'll itch you into insanity.

Hope you're doing good tonight...

 

[Guest]

 

[MissTaken]

Hi intrigued!

I am doing okay...

How goes it with you?

 

[Rubyfruit]

There is nothing like the feel of freshly shaven legs, naked in bed, fresh linens - even by yourself.

 

[Guest]

Intrigued!

 

[intrigued]

Hi intrigued!

I am doing okay...

How goes it with you?

Its going very well, thanks! I had another wonderful weekend with the birthday boy, and life is very good.

I'm sleepy, catch you another time...I hope you have a good evening.

 

[scrymettet]

You could lotion them when I am done?

need a helping hand ? or two ?

 

[MissTaken]

Re: Intrigued!

Hi lady. I hope you're well. I miss seeing you around here.

Make a party out of it, Miss T. The whole bubble bath candle thing. It's so relaxing before bed.

Lioness

Hi lioness!

The bubble bath sounds nice.

Sadly, one of my unmet fantasies has been to have someone else shave my legs.

Well, there was this one time when I won a bet. He was this gentleman from the UK...

Ack!

 

[MissTaken]

need a helping hand ? or two ?

Mes jambons, seulement!

 

[scrymettet]

Mes jambons, seulement!

What are the lyrics ?
Where is Lucky and his italian ?
singing Figaro « una barber di qualita .... »

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Intrigued!

 

[Guest]

 

[Agent99]

I like the extra warmth the hair provides in the winter.

I agree with Rubyfruity. Just-shaved legs, slathered with lotion feel so smooth and silky when you slide into bed.

 

[Ishmael]

Do it


And kindly shut the fuck up with your trivial shite

Cheers

Hi there attack bot. Mindless one. Puppet.

PM me, I'll email you my address. We'll go for a walk in the woods. You are so 'sub'.

Ishmael

 

[MissTaken]

LOL, my husband doesn't seem to speak French very well.

Lioness

My ex husband couldn't either.

OF course, I imagine a grunt is a grunt no matter what language it is.

 

[MissTaken]

Well, I did it!

I soaked in a long, hot, scented bath.

I shaved my legs and did my hair.

I am a new woman!




Now, a bit of lotion and all is well in the universe.