The Questionnaire

[Jackotheshadows]

I think someone tried this not too long ago, but it's always fun to see the answers. If you've ever seen "The Actor's Studio", there's a questionnaire that James Lipton asks each of his guests at the end of the show. Have fun!

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
4. What turns you off?
5. What is your favorite curse word?
6. What sound or noise do you love?
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to do?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

 

[Jackotheshadows]

I'll do the first one, since Friday morning seems a little slow in the Playground...

1. What is your favorite word? Lascivious

2. What is your least favorite word? No

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Passion and excitement

4. What turns you off? Being embarrassed in public

5. What is your favorite curse word? Monkeyfucker

6. What sound or noise do you love? My daughters' laughter together

7. What sound or noise do you hate? A child wailing and crying in public

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Secret agent

9. What profession would you not like to do? Fast food restaurant employee

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Oh, what were you thinking?

 

[JammyJimmy]

Yeah, I'll give it go.


1. What is your favorite word? Defenstrate
2. What is your least favorite word? Maybe
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Intelligence
4. What turns you off? Stupidity
5. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck
6. What sound or noise do you love? A joyous orgasm
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Dudes who don't shut up in porn
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Writing
9. What profession would you not like to do? Gay Porn Star
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? And you thought you knew everything!

JJ

 

[EllaPure]

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[Zoe_A_2222]

1. What is your favorite word? Fuck
2. What is your least favorite word? Maybe
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Music, dancing and art
4. What turns you off? Greed, arrogance, racism, people talking with their mouth full of food
5. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck
6. What sound or noise do you love? My nephew laughing
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Alarm clock
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? A well paid one
9. What profession would you not like to do? Work in an abattoir
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
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[jennifersdreams]

1. What is your favorite word?love
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?water, rain, rivers, the ocean, etc
4. What turns you off?cubicles
5. What is your favorite curse word?ass
6. What sound or noise do you love?birds
7. What sound or noise do you hate?motors on the water
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?tour guide
9. What profession would you not like to do?nurse
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Well, since you're here, I guess you can stay

 

[lakesailer_mi]

1. What is your favorite word? onomatopoeia
2. What is your least favorite word? The name of a disease that is affecting someone I love.
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Mathematics, Sailing, Hips and Ass.
4. What turns you off? Pettiness.
5. What is your favorite curse word? Toss up between Shit and Fuck.
6. What sound or noise do you love? Laughter of my children
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Whining from my children.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Sailing instructor.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Ditch digger.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "The all knowing infinite library is on the left, the pub is next door, the orgy is scheduled every day at 5pm."