The Pretrachian Movement in Landscape Architecture

[Oscuridad]

a C? but that'll drag my average down! I need at least a A an A would be better.

Then put down that shrubbery and come into this romanesque folly...

I think it has a bench.

We can devise extra-credit.

 

[J.B.]

*puts shrubbery down and follows Professor Oscuridad*
Do I still get to be painted white.... that maybe fun....

 

[Oscuridad]

Yeah allright.

 

[J.B.]

Don’t sound too enthused…

 

[Oscuridad]

Nobody gets my John Cleese impression.

Nobody.

*pout*

 

[J.B.]

ok huh?

 

[Oscuridad]

Its from a skit where 2 male characters run out of dialogue and one suddenly says "You wanna go back to my place?"

And the other says "Yeah allright".

Its all very understated but laced with an undertone of giddy naughtiness.

The British do good comedy.

 

[J.B.]

ok. Um. My professor has issues does that mean I’m excused with an A?

 

[Oscuridad]

ok. Um. My professor has issues does that mean I’m excused with an A?

*grumbles something about people being far too literal and not appreciating good Monty Python when its quoted at them*

*spank*

 

[J.B.]

ouch!





do it again.

 

[Guest]

Glad I'm sitting quietly at the back of the class.......

 

[Oscuridad]

Plasticman!

If you're not sleeping, please spank guilty pleasure.

She's feeling too safe in my classroom.

*painting*

 

[J.B.]

it tickles

 

[Oscuridad]

Hold still.

... and lift the other leg a bit.

 

[Guest]

He missed.

 

[Oscuridad]

Well.

You can't get good help these days.

*runs over trailing white paint*

*spank*

 

[J.B.]

while I'm still standing here with one leg lifted.... how attractive

 

[Guest]

Now I'll leave a white print of my ass where ever I go.

Dodging J.B.'s raised leg.....yes, very attrative!

 

[Oscuridad]

I thought so.

Oops...

Missed a spot.

 

[J.B.]

uh-huh now I think I may be stuck

 

[Oscuridad]

Lemme peel you off there and make it up to you then.

Class didn't amount to much learning did it?

 

[Guest]

.

 

[Oscuridad]

You are taking Landscape Architecture?

You have my deepest sympathy.

Most instructors won't paint you white and pound you till you lose consciousness from sheer endorphin overload.

 

[Killswitch]

I haven't been single for several years....but when I was I noticed a trend of eliminating "Shrubbery".

It's all about a clearly visible and accessible foundation anymore.

 

[Guest]

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