The Pretrachian Movement in Landscape Architecture

[Oscuridad]

The Petrarchian Movement in Landscape Architecture

I hadn't posted a thread about this before.

Who knows what it is?..

Uh, was.

Who can give me an example... class?

 

[roxanne69]

Um teacher, what is pretrachian? Isn't that something you were teaching in the sex ed class?

 

[Oscuridad]

Oh Hell.
It's supposed to be "Petrarchian"

I'll see if I can edit.

 

[J.B.]

Don't mind me. I'll just sleep through the lecture.... *resting head over crossed arms*

 

[Oscuridad]

Um teacher, what is pretrachian? Isn't that something you were teaching in the sex ed class?

sounds like fellatio without the deep throat doesn't it?

 

[His_kitty]

sounds like fellatio without the deep throat doesn't it?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm afraid this counts as "gardening", and I'm pretty sure you did a thread about that once. Do 10 Hail Marys.

 

[Guest]

fellatio

Isn't that the name of Hornblower?

 

[Oscuridad]

Don't mind me. I'll just sleep through the lecture.... *resting head over crossed arms*

*slams pointer down on desk right in front of JB*
*WHACK*

No sleeping. You come stand up here.
Pretend to be a pergola decotared with ivy.

 

[plasticman33]

Ever notice how landscape features repeat from place to place? For example, sections of road, hills, fields and even events also seem to repeat themseves.

The amalgam has discovered that the Supreme Being was prone to taking shortcuts when creating all. The Universe appears to have been designed on a few building blocks, both micro and macroscopically. This way the Supreme Being would have saved lots of time and effort, with the resultant universe being self propagating, with only the occasional need for tweaking when the Maker checks it from time to time.

Besides infinitely reducing fractals, there also exists the opposite, infinitely expanding fractals, the less magnification you apply the more and more repeating units you'll observe. This may just be the reverse of a Maldelbrolt (sic) set but it heads off in the opposite direction.

Right??

 

[J.B.]

Wha'


Can I just sleep teach... I promise to make it up to you after class when I've rested...

 

[Oscuridad]

I'm afraid this counts as "gardening", and I'm pretty sure you did a thread about that once. Do 10 Hail Marys.

Oh no Mr. Lee

Check me out. No gardening here, or in this thread. This is about buildings

 

[Oscuridad]

Isn't that the name of Hornblower?

No, but I always thought his real name had similarly interesting connotations.

...Like it a measure of how many prostitues one can handle at once.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Oh no Mr. Lee

Check me out. No gardening here, or in this thread. This is about buildings

Sorry. I head the word "Landscape" and went all Moses on you there for a minute. Sorry. Carry on.

 

[Oscuridad]

Ever notice how landscape features repeat from place to place? For example, sections of road, hills, fields and even events also seem to repeat themseves.

The amalgam has discovered that the Supreme Being was prone to taking shortcuts when creating all. The Universe appears to have been designed on a few building blocks, both micro and macroscopically. This way the Supreme Being would have saved lots of time and effort, with the resultant universe being self propagating, with only the occasional need for tweaking when the Maker checks it from time to time.

Besides infinitely reducing fractals, there also exists the opposite, infinitely expanding fractals, the less magnification you apply the more and more repeating units you'll observe. This may just be the reverse of a Maldelbrolt (sic) set but it heads off in the opposite direction.

Right??

Petrarch Built fake Roman ruins and made them trendy. He wouldn't know a fractal if it bit him on the trowel.

 

[plasticman33]

Petrarch Built fake Roman ruins and made them trendy. He wouldn't know a fractal if it bit him on the trowel.

Shit! Flunked again!

 

[Oscuridad]

Wha'


Can I just sleep teach... I promise to make it up to you after class when I've rested...

Oh all right...
But you'll have to write an essay on your orga...
Uhm, Formal Garden Statuary.

Yeah.

 

[Oscuridad]

Sorry. I head the word "Landscape" and went all Moses on you there for a minute. Sorry. Carry on.

Yes, very good.

Now SOMEBODY who ISN'T sleeping give me an example!

 

[J.B.]

Oh all right...
But you'll have to write an essay on your orga...
Uhm, Formal Garden Statuary.
Yeah.

an essay? uhhhhhh... How 'bout I just stay awake?

 

[Oscuridad]

Shit! Flunked again!

Study harder.

Someone give this man a shrubbery and a marble Cupid.

 

[J.B.]

nuh-uh. I'm using the shrubbery

 

[Oscuridad]

nuh-uh. I'm using the shrubbery

Dear god, that's an interesting use of foliage.

 

[J.B.]

So do I pass the class?

 

[Oscuridad]

So do I pass the class?

You might if you were made of marble...

Have someone paint you white and I'll call it a 'C'

Petrarch's sculpture was never THAT interesting.

 

[J.B.]

a C? but that'll drag my average down! I need at least a A an A would be better.