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[Jett_73]

toast or roast?

Roast stork?

 

[MichaelinChina]

Roast stork?

Roast stork? Are you STARK raving mad?

 

[Jett_73]

Roast stork? Are you STARK raving mad?

Stark raving mad? Quite possibly. How much is at stake?

(and g'day - or perhaps 你好 - to a fellow aussie)

 

[MichaelinChina]

Stark raving mad? Quite possibly. How much is at stake?

(and g'day - or perhaps 你好 - to a fellow aussie)

stake...wo hen hao, now that you asked.

 

[Jett_73]

stake...wo hen hao, now that you asked.

Glad I asked. I would have faked the pronunciation.

 

[DirtyDoc]

Glad I asked. I would have faked the pronunciation.

Gee Jett, an error in pronunciation around here would have left you pretty red faced, wouldn't it?

 

[Jett_73]

Gee Jett, an error in pronunciation around here would have left you pretty red faced, wouldn't it?

Yeah Doc, it'd certainly chafe.

 

[DirtyDoc]

Yeah Doc, it'd certainly chafe.

Poor baby! Here... let me fetch the aloe.

 

[Jett_73]

Poor baby! Here... let me fetch the aloe.

You'll have to teach me how to apply it ...

 

[MichaelinChina]

You'll have to teach me how to apply it ...

I have a CRATE of that stuff.


PS I think you asked me 'ni hao' (hello) and I said "I am fine"...the absence of tone marks in the pin yin might make it ambiguous. I can't read Chinese, and I struggle as it is with speaking it.

 

[Jett_73]

I have a CRATE of that stuff.

As gel or cream?

 

[MichaelinChina]

As gel or cream?

I'll have to REACH for a tube!

 

[DirtyDoc]

I'll have to REACH for a tube!

Doesn't matter. Once it's applied, I'm sure you'll cheer.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Doesn't matter. Once it's applied, I'm sure you'll cheer.

... and if I get some in my mouth I might just RETCH.


wooohoooo 1100 posts..but I want to stay a guru forever

 

[DirtyDoc]

... and if I get some in my mouth I might just RETCH.

Wow, MichaelinChina... you certainly are a catch, talking all sexy like that.

wooohoooo 1100 posts..but I want to stay a guru forever

Congrats! Maybe someday I might actually get up near that number.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Wow, MichaelinChina... you certainly are a catch, talking all sexy like that.

Oh yeah, I am way off the CHART!
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Congrats! Maybe someday I might actually get up near that number.

It doesn't take long - just post often, even if it's meaningless garbage!

 

[DirtyDoc]

Well, of course you'd say that... It doesn't take you very long to hatch an idea for a thread.

 

[SweetMaj]

Well, of course you'd say that... It doesn't take you very long to hatch an idea for a thread.

Hatch -> Cheat

 

[DirtyDoc]

Hatch -> Cheat

Cheat? Moi?!? Obviously you have mistaken me for someone else! If you just read my chats you would obviously know that!

 

[tminu]

Cheat? Moi?!? Obviously you have mistaken me for someone else! If you just read my chats you would obviously know that!

That's very interesting

 

[DirtyDoc]

That's very interesting

Of course you'd state something like that.

 

[Handley_Page]

Of course you'd state something like that.

State - Stoat
Small furry thing. . . .

 

[cocput]

State - Stoat
Small furry thing. . . .

Maj, did I piss you off again with sentences?
Hi HP.

stoat -> coast

 

[SweetMaj]

Maj, did I piss you off again with sentences?
Hi HP.

stoat -> coast

No you didn't.

Let's make a Toast

 

[SamScribble]

No you didn't.

Let's make a Toast

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