I swear .. if I was a terrorist in the Middle East, or one of their supporters, I would be laughing my ass off at the antics of Americans right now. Mashed potatoes, confetti, crumbled sheetrock, coffee creamer, sand, sugar, talcum powder, chocolate ---- you name it and some scared-mindless American has called it in as anthrax.
Montgomery County, Maryland. Rescue workers called when someone finds a few granules of Sweet ‘n Low on the hood of their car.
A team rushes to the Department of Agriculture in DC --- anthrax in the bathroom! Turns out to be particles of drywall.
Charlottesville, Virginia. Pink dust on the steps to Madison Hall at the University of Virginia. Chalk dust.
Baltimore Harbor tunnel --- closed in both directions yesterday for more than an hour. A motorist reports white power on the roadway. Turns out to be salt.
Hell, the terrorists don’t HAVE to launch any more attacks against Americans … we’re crippled by our own fear. Post offices are closing down; radio studios are being evacuated; passengers are being stranded on airliners sitting for hours on the tarmac.
Tom Brokaw solemnly declares “I may have been exposed.” Well, big deal, Tom. Thousands of workers who sort sheep’s wool for a living are exposed every day of their working lives --- and for a lot less money than you make. Let’s alert the media.
Caution? Sure. But this has gone way beyond caution. We’re on the verge of a full scale panic of such a scale that a man with a particularly bad case of dandruff might be mistaken for a terrorist and assaulted on the streets.
Montgomery County, Maryland. Rescue workers called when someone finds a few granules of Sweet ‘n Low on the hood of their car.
A team rushes to the Department of Agriculture in DC --- anthrax in the bathroom! Turns out to be particles of drywall.
Charlottesville, Virginia. Pink dust on the steps to Madison Hall at the University of Virginia. Chalk dust.
Baltimore Harbor tunnel --- closed in both directions yesterday for more than an hour. A motorist reports white power on the roadway. Turns out to be salt.
Hell, the terrorists don’t HAVE to launch any more attacks against Americans … we’re crippled by our own fear. Post offices are closing down; radio studios are being evacuated; passengers are being stranded on airliners sitting for hours on the tarmac.
Tom Brokaw solemnly declares “I may have been exposed.” Well, big deal, Tom. Thousands of workers who sort sheep’s wool for a living are exposed every day of their working lives --- and for a lot less money than you make. Let’s alert the media.
Caution? Sure. But this has gone way beyond caution. We’re on the verge of a full scale panic of such a scale that a man with a particularly bad case of dandruff might be mistaken for a terrorist and assaulted on the streets.