The Opposite

[DarkSimian]

I just love Lit. I love everything about it from the sincerity in the posts to the impeccable integrity of those posting. It's so refreshing to see so much honesty and respect in one place. A true Utopia...

I cannot stand RA. She is the least sexy, most humorless and insincere person I know. And I would never want to have sex with her

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I cannot stand RA. She is the least sexy, most humorless and insincere person I know. And I would never want to have sex with her

Good.
Me, neither.
Cause I hate sex and everything to do with it, too.

 

[johnnieblue44]

There's just too damn many white guys in the NBA these days

 

[johnnieblue44]

Good.
Me, neither.
Cause I hate sex and everything to do with it, too.

RA's av isn't cute at all.

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

RA's av isn't cute at all.

Johnnieblue isn't fun to post with at all and he has no sense of humor

 

[Hornblende]

I hate Spring. All those short skirts and skimpy tops. Ugh!

 

[Hornblende]

I'm loving the EU referendum campaign and never want it to end.

 

[emsway]

Last night was so relaxing.

 

[DarkSimian]

I love my wife, and hope I get to spend the rest of my life with her

 

[UrbanBohemian]

I so regret buying this salami sandwich. It's disgusting with the provolone and brown mustard on toasted marble rye. It's so much worse because of how big it is and the fact that the girl who always takes care of me there stacked it and gave me a free cookie. I'm so pissed at her and I hope she gets in trouble for giving me so much free shit when I go in. I wish she would charge me for the extra meat and the cookies she always gives me. And when she occasionally comps me a Coke I'm so pissed. I hate seeing her there. She sucks and is never sweet or helpful. She has an ugly smile and is so boring and not funny. Worst employee at my least favorite deli ever. Fuck, I hate eating there. Why did I get an early lunch? I should not have done that.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I don't want to have phone sex with Choirg1rl, so I'd appreciate it greatly if she continues to ignore me.

 

[DarkSimian]

I am so glad I came onto Lit today; it's been nothing but happy smiles, and blue skies

 

[Hornblende]

Isn't it great when an argument breaks out on the threads?

 

[johnnieblue44]

Johnnieblue isn't fun to post with at all and he has no sense of humor

Who listens to Bubbles anyway? She's a terrible judge of character.

 

[WonderPonder]

I'm very upset that I get off work in an hour and it's a long weekend.

 

[Schwarzschild]

I am not considering procasturbating right now

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Procrasturbating is such a dreadful waste of time. Surely there are more enjoyable ways to expend energy?

 

[Leigh81]

I'm very upset that I get off work in an hour and it's a long weekend.

Yeah well I'm frigging upset that we'll most likely be getting together with you & your horrible wife this weekend for the fireworks.
That was hard to say lol

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[emsway]

I don't want to lie down on this bed and snuggle with my kitty.

 

[Tiamo15]

I don't want to go outside and walk with my nasty puppy on this awful spring day.

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

Not only would Hillary be a great President, she's fucking gorgeous, too !!

 

[Schwarzschild]

Procrasturbating is such a dreadful waste of time. Surely there are more enjoyable ways to expend energy?

It is one of the biggest downsides to working from home

 

[Hornblende]

I wish we hadn't taken two days off work to watch a cricket match...

 

[Ubiquitious_too]

I used to HATE fucking under the bleachers.

 

[Leigh81]

I used to HATE fucking under the bleachers.

Your profile pic is awful, it doesn't arouse me at all.

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