The Opposite

[Wild_Honey_66]

Sex is the last thing on my mind when I have a headache.

I'm still trying to figure out how having an orgasm could possibly make me feel better?

 

[Hornblende]

Sex is the last thing on my mind when I have a headache.

I'm still trying to figure out how having an orgasm could possibly make me feel better?

You're right. There's no way that would work...

 

[johnnieblue44]

I wish it were February again. The advent of Spring is so depressing.

 

[emsway]

I admire and value passive aggessiveness, pettiness, and a complete lack of compassion in a person.

 

[Hornblende]

I think I'll have a dick pic for my next AV.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I think I'll have a dick pic for my next AV.

Nooooo

 

[Little_Sister]

I think I'll have a dick pic for my next AV.

YOU should NEVER have a cock shot as a profile pic.

 

[DarkSimian]

YOU should NEVER have a cock shot as a profile pic.

I never want to see your boobs, Sis.

 

[Little_Sister]

I never want to see your boobs, Sis.

I have never showed anyone on Lit my boobs.

 

[DarkSimian]

I have never showed anyone on Lit my boobs.

and I can't imagine having bro/ sis sex with you....Ew!

 

[Little_Sister]

and I can't imagine having bro/ sis sex with you....Ew!

That would totally turn me off too.

 

[Hornblende]

That would totally turn me off too.

I wouldn't want you to put pictures of it in your profile.

 

[emsway]

I'm an open book.

Edited to say that I also don't want a wedge of brie, a loaf of rustic bread, and a bottle of wine as dinner tonight.

 

[walkingeagle]

I really hate changing my AV

 

[numeniusa]

I'm an open book.

Edited to say that I also don't want a wedge of brie, a loaf of rustic bread, and a bottle of wine as dinner tonight.

That sounds like an awful dinner. And to take it on a picnic on a warm sunny evening would just make it even worse.

 

[UrbanBohemian]

That sausage and peppers sub I had for dinner was disgusting. I have to remember never to order that again. Especially not when my favorite employee at the deli makes the sausage and peppers that day. She's TERRIBLE at it. And I really hate it when she makes the meatballs too. They always need to have that new chick who's been there less than a month make them. That one time she did it was fucking amazing. She's so great and she should cook all the time.

Oh, and I'm really bored listening to some audios I'd never heard before. I hate those. That's not how I found Lit and has nothing to do with why I registered here. I hate those audios and I think Heyleylafrench needs to stop doing them and never post another one. Ever. She sucks at it and I don't suggest anyone listen to her at all. I really hate hearing amateur women masturbating and definitely prefer produced porn. The faker the better. I don't want to listen to genuine sexuality. I want to hear someone pretend to enjoy themselves because that's totally what does it for me. I LOVE the overproduced porn that is so obviously just poor acting. I hate listening to real women get off.

And I especially would never want any of the ladies on Lit to send me audios. I would hate getting those in my inbox. Don't ever do that. I will hate you for it and not be at all grateful. And if someone did an audio for me I would hate them forever. I totally expect that to happen too. And I would hate it.

 

[DarkSimian]

My sole purpose on Lit is please all of the people, all of the time.

 

[johnnieblue44]

The gossip you've heard about me and sks43's torrid, marathon sex fests are true

 

[ShelbyBubbles]

The gossip you've heard about me and sks43's torrid, marathon sex fests are true

lol Johnnieblue44 isn't trying to spread his own gossip, for real

 

[walkingeagle]

I really hate it when Shelby's on---

 

[DarkSimian]

its day's like today that I am so glad I came back to Lit

 

[UrbanBohemian]

lol Johnnieblue44 isn't trying to spread his own gossip, for real

I hate your avatar. I really wish you would just stop posting so I don't have to see it. You have horrible tits and I definitely would never want to see them. No one else would either.

 

[UrbanBohemian]

I'm an open book.

Edited to say that I also don't want a wedge of brie, a loaf of rustic bread, and a bottle of wine as dinner tonight.

I haven't spent even one second thinking about this since you posted it.

 

[sogrl90]

I just love waking up at 4:30 in the morning and not being able to fall back to sleep.

 

[Leigh81]

Hilary Clinton is just awesome & can totally turn America around

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