The Opposite

I hate talking about sex and thinking about it is even worse. Just thinking about a hot dick in my mouth makes me cringe...oooh.
 
I hate talking about sex and thinking about it is even worse. Just thinking about a hot dick in my mouth makes me cringe...oooh.

No one would put their dick in your mouth, it would probably fall off!
The thought of your pussy, bare and exposed makes my want to puke!
 
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I hate the thought of swallowing a load of cum...omg. that would be the worst punishment ever.
 
Yes it only attracts old people with their clothes on--:rolleyes::rolleyes:;)


who are the very best kind, of course. *nods*

nobody wants to see old folks in the nude. and honestly,

I can't think of anyone over the age of 40 who would want to show their bits in public, anyway!
 
who are the very best kind, of course. *nods*

nobody wants to see old folks in the nude. and honestly,

I can't think of anyone over the age of 40 who would want to show their bits in public, anyway!

I agree naked people over 40 are just scary---;);)
 
too true. men over 40 can never seem to get it up anymore,

and women's looks are shot all to hell. you should see my breasts--disgraceful!

*shudders*

The thought of seeing your saggy boobs displayed only makes my old flaccid dick shrink more--like in my profile no one looks at--
 
Those nippels really make me shrivel----just like in my profile now--

right? they're the worst!

I was going to go to bed and fap to the thought of a sexy Litster who keeps me smiling :):)

but I think i'll stay here with you instead, where we can mourn the loss of our sex appeal--and sex drive!--together.

misery loves company, you know. :kiss:
 
right? they're the worst!

I was going to go to bed and fap to the thought of a sexy Litster who keeps me smiling :):)

but I think i'll stay here with you instead, where we can mourn the loss of our sex appeal--and sex drive!--together.

misery loves company, you know. :kiss:

I've decided not to fap tonight. I haven't fapped all day, and I'm just not feeling it. There aren't any sexy Litsters around this place anymore, and I never talk to anyone who turns me on.

I think I'm losing my mojo. :(
 
I've decided not to fap tonight. I haven't fapped all day, and I'm just not feeling it. There aren't any sexy Litsters around this place anymore, and I never talk to anyone who turns me on.

I think I'm losing my mojo. :(

No body misses sexy Litsters, or feels like talking with them if they were even around.
 
I am glad to see that you didnt catch any fish today Eagle.

I wish you hadn't started up that boring I Predict thread. Or that boring chat room. I purposely don't go into that chat room because the one time I did and there were people there, I was bored to tears. I only stayed as long as I did to be polite, and not because I was having a good time meeting and chatting with new acquaintances.

Everyone knows how much I dislike making new friends.
 
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