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Greeneyedcanadian
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I hate talking about sex and thinking about it is even worse. Just thinking about a hot dick in my mouth makes me cringe...oooh.
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I hate talking about sex and thinking about it is even worse. Just thinking about a hot dick in my mouth makes me cringe...oooh.
I hate the thought of swallowing a load of cum...omg. that would be the worst punishment ever.
You don't read that what would you say if you woke up beside the person above you thread do you?
A common mistake no doubt. I think that is three rows over and to your left.
This thread has been far too busy lately. Time to shut it down, since no one likes it.
This is an exciting place this morning--
WE, I agree with johnnie, this thread should be shut down.
don't you think so, too?
Yes it only attracts old people with their clothes on--![]()
who are the very best kind, of course. *nods*
nobody wants to see old folks in the nude. and honestly,
I can't think of anyone over the age of 40 who would want to show their bits in public, anyway!
I agree naked people over 40 are just scary---![]()
too true. men over 40 can never seem to get it up anymore,
and women's looks are shot all to hell. you should see my breasts--disgraceful!
*shudders*
The thought of seeing your saggy boobs displayed only makes my old flaccid dick shrink more--like in my profile no one looks at--
your profile, that I didn't look at three times already?
and let's not forget my pathetic nipples.![]()
Those nippels really make me shrivel----just like in my profile now--

right? they're the worst!
I was going to go to bed and fap to the thought of a sexy Litster who keeps me smiling
but I think i'll stay here with you instead, where we can mourn the loss of our sex appeal--and sex drive!--together.
misery loves company, you know.![]()
I've decided not to fap tonight. I haven't fapped all day, and I'm just not feeling it. There aren't any sexy Litsters around this place anymore, and I never talk to anyone who turns me on.
I think I'm losing my mojo.![]()
No body misses sexy Litsters, or feels like talking with them if they were even around.
I can't tell you what a load off my mind that is, 'cause I am definitely not in a chatty mood this evening, sexy Litsters or no.
I am glad to see that you didnt catch any fish today Eagle.
No body misses sexy Litsters, or feels like talking with them if they were even around.