Oh don't you worry ...you're the last person I'd want to share my erotic thoughts with!
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Oh don't you worry ...you're the last person I'd want to share my erotic thoughts with!
kedsnbourbon
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My dick is so soft now that I see May here. I'm not even thinking of running it between those leaden wads of flesh she has in her profile pic.
may_I_please
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I've heard your erotic thoughts before, they leave me completely cold
I wouldn't if I were you, I'm pretty sure you'd hate being enveloped in my tiny, imperfect breasts. And I would have absolutely no intention of ever licking around the tip of your soft dick as it moves jaggedly between them,
wombat9966
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Ah to see that slightly bitten lip again is all the excuse I need to loose my Breakfast. If it isn't one of the most untalented and hideous person's I have ever had the displeasure to meet, May. Once again your presence Darkens a thread I am on and threatens the whole lot to be corrupted with your obvious lies and scandalous allegations of wild sexual romps and shenanigans. This has to stop I say as does your attempts to seduce people and entice them with your body no matter how unattractive it may be.
SoraXD
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I see May is sexually harassing any male with a pulse that passes through this hell-hole as per the norm. I find it disheartening to know that this place never changes.
may_I_please
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I'll have you know I'm an innocent virgin and have absolutely no interest in your corrupting thoughts, your soft, weak body or any of your appendages. It is clear to me you have no idea how to use any of them anyway so I shall return forthwith to my nunnery
wombat9966
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Nunnery HUH, how dare such a name pass through your scandalous lips. Maybe the pits of hell you Succubus. You know you are only here for one thing and that is to suck the living essence out of every man here and you will flaunt your body to do it.
Do not speak of the nunnery when you parade around with those things you call breasts hanging out like that. It is fortunate that I am immune to your charms for surely I would see them as the most beautiful luscious ripe melons that you want them to appear as. The hard erect nipple standing up proudly and just begging to be suckled.
No I am immune to that and see them as they really are, flabby dried up husks.
Of course then there is your body. Your Victoria secret model body. Long legs, trim waist, elfin face, long flowing hair and of course those ruby red lips and come hither eyes.
Another illusion of course as you are but an old wrinkled crone.
How many will you trap with your pheromones this time you devil?
kedsnbourbon
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May, you are proof positive they form bad habits in nunnerys.
may_I_please
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Sucking the living essence out of men sounds grossly unappealing to me
makinmepurr
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You all seem to be busy. I' ll just come back later.
may_I_please
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Oh thank god you're going, I haven't missed you or your saggy old body at all. I'm so pleased this is a flying visit and you have no intention of styling and / or playing
SoraXD
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Good. We don't want or need you to stay. We were perfectly miserable before; no need to go adding to the suffering.
kedsnbourbon
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yes, please go. I am not in the least enjoying looking at your profile pic.
wombat9966
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well,well if it isn't the other pasty hag in crime, the purrring crone. Now the set is complete. The two most unattractive women on Lit trying to stir up the lusts of unlucky men who happen to stumble in here and are unable to get away from you. Your emaciated bodies flapping around and writhing together as you try to inflame our desires. It is enough to turn a man to religion I tell you.
suckonsimon
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These two getting stoked up for another bitching session. What I've found is a great distraction in those situations is to get them to lie down together and then climb aboard that luscious fem flesh to french kiss one while I screw the other while I rock on their curvy breasts. I find that, to keep things fair, I need to shove three fingers of each hand, three in the un-fucked pussy, the others in the open and gasping mouth of the gal with my cock in her. And then the both of them simply moan quietly and all's kept calm.
But these two - I doubt I'd manage to stop them tearing at each other's hair and shrieking insults at each other and me ...
wombat9966
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And of course as a newcomer we would happily step aside and allow you to monopolize the two ladies in question. Thoughts of picking up this rather convenient baseball bat and slugging you over the back of the head and tying you up securely with rope, wire. chains and several padlocks and throwing you in the corner until you learn some manners would never cross my mind.
makinmepurr
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I' m happy to leave, now that all you sorry excuses for men are here. Always pawing at me and May. Can't you see she and I have things to do, god forbid we don' t falll at your feet the minute you walk in here, and beg you to fuck us.
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I would never tie you to a bed and fuck you senseless....No way!
suckonsimon
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If it wasn't for my very sore head and this wire digging into my chest and wrists, I'd come right over to the bed and fuck like an athlete! I guess neither of you have any thought of coming over into the corner where the've dumped me to give me some consolation ...
SoraXD
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I would hate to think that you would ever do that. I'm repulsed by your constant attempts to have relations with the fine upstanding gentlemen who enter this unholy place with thoughts of strictly passing through.
wombat9966
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Your kidding me right. Please go and play with her and leave me alone the both of you. Even if you did beg me I wouldn't be going anywhere near your bodies with mine. How many times do I have to tell you to stay away from me.
may_I_please
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I think if you tell us one more time the message may finally get through. You see we are both rather thick and have no idea how to use our imaginations to create any enticing activities for any of you, or each other. I've heard of missionary though and one day I might work up to trying it - just the once you understand - none of his sexual stuff really appeals to me, I'd rather bake a cake
may_I_please
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I make terrible cakes by the way, and I have no ideas of any alternative use for this chocolate fudge frosting apart from putting it on cakes
