The Opposite

[may_I_please]

I am not stroking or wanting to make myself cum....

Gosh Jeff, I have absolutely no idea how you could add to this stress-relief so I won't be pulling you down to join us any time soon. In fact you may as well take your unwilling tongue and flaccid cock away

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Gosh Jeff, I have absolutely no idea how you could add to this stress-relief so I won't be pulling you down to join us any time soon. In fact you may as well take your unwilling tongue and flaccid cock away

I definitely do NOT have this urge to stand behind you, grip your hair from behind, turn your face sightly, and lick your earlobe right now....no chance...

 

[makinmepurr]

Gosh Jeff, I have absolutely no idea how you could add to this stress-relief so I won't be pulling you down to join us any time soon. In fact you may as well take your unwilling tongue and flaccid cock away

Oh May, you called it right. Jeff has no knowledge of female anatomy, and takes no pleasure in demonstrating this...
Now slide up here and kiss me while he attemptsto please us

 

[may_I_please]

I definitely do NOT have this urge to stand behind you, grip your hair from behind, turn your face sightly, and lick your earlobe right now....no chance...

Good job really, not the kind of thing I'd ever respond to, in fact my nipples are softening at the very thought

 

[merryohmd]

Crap, you are all here or have been. I was hoping to find this thread barren and without life. Instead I'm reminded again of why I was not up at 3 AM this morning, without an erection because I was thinking of May and Purr. And no I did not have an orgasm while reading your horrible descriptions of girl on girl. The moaning and thrashing about was such a huge turn off that I simply went back to bed.

 

[makinmepurr]

Crap, you are all here or have been. I was hoping to find this thread barren and without life. Instead I'm reminded again of why I was not up at 3 AM this morning, without an erection because I was thinking of May and Purr. And no I did not have an orgasm while reading your horrible descriptions of girl on girl. The moaning and thrashing about was such a huge turn off that I simply went back to bed.

Oh Merry, I' m so pleased May and I didn' t keep you awake. I think it' s so rude when two women scream and moan in throes of ecstasy, oblivious to anything but each other.

 

[may_I_please]

Oh Merry, I' m so pleased May and I didn' t keep you awake. I think it' s so rude when two women scream and moan in throes of ecstasy, oblivious to anything but each other.

I neither scream nor moan actually. In fact I have never been brought even close to the throes of ecstasy at all. I think sex of all types is vastly overrated. That said the thought of merry having any interest in me leaves me completely flat, I don't think he should stay and play,

 

[makinmepurr]

I neither scream nor moan actually. In fact I have never been brought even close to the throes of ecstasy at all. I think sex of all types is vastly overrated. That said the thought of merry having any interest in me leaves me completely flat, I don't think he should stay and play,

Agreed. But now that all those obnoxious ogling men are gone, that just leaves you and me, alone. I hope you don't want to continue that sensuous massage you were giving me. I simply hated that.

 

[ydahecnot]

She's right, I am totally not here

 

[makinmepurr]

I neither scream nor moan actually. In fact I have never been brought even close to the throes of ecstasy at all. I think sex of all types is vastly overrated. That said the thought of merry having any interest in me leaves me completely flat, I don't think he should stay and play,

She's right, I am totally not here

Good. And stay gone.

 

[suckonsimon]

I neither scream nor moan actually. In fact I have never been brought even close to the throes of ecstasy at all. I think sex of all types is vastly overrated. That said the thought of merry having any interest in me leaves me completely flat, I don't think he should stay and play,

Agreed. But now that all those obnoxious ogling men are gone, that just leaves you and me, alone. I hope you don't want to continue that sensuous massage you were giving me. I simply hated that.

You two screaming and moaning, on each other and under me as I go from one of you to the other taking advantage of all the luscious warm wetness you so readily exude for each other, so I can coat my face and my hands as well as my cock in it, is a scenario I could never begin to imagine

 

[makinmepurr]

You two screaming and moaning, on each other and under me as I go from one of you to the other taking advantage of all the luscious warm wetness you so readily exude for each other, so I can coat my face and my hands as well as my cock in it, is a scenario I could never begin to imagine

Oh boy you're back are you. Always horning in uninvited, as if we want to pull you down and entangle you in our limbs, slide sensually along your body, and advantage of your mouth, fingers, and throbbing pole.

 

[suckonsimon]

Oh boy you're back are you. Always horning in uninvited, as if we want to pull you down and entangle you in our limbs, slide sensually along your body, and advantage of your mouth, fingers, and throbbing pole.

Horning in is something I have no idea how to do. There is not a woman in the world who has ever ended up with my cock driving the whole length of her honey tunnel when she never expected or planned for that to happen.

 

[merryohmd]

I think two women monopolizing each others time while the rest of watch is a terrible waste. Two women cannot make each feel pleasure, it is scientific fact. Therefore I am not proposing to either May or Purr that I take advantage of them in any sort of man/woman act of disgusting sex.

 

[suckonsimon]

I think two women monopolizing each others time while the rest of watch is a terrible waste. Two women cannot make each feel pleasure, it is scientific fact. Therefore I am not proposing to either May or Purr that I take advantage of them in any sort of man/woman act of disgusting sex.

There is so much squirty cream on the top of the ice in your av mate, that it has not in the least made me think of what we together could coat the delicious breasts of these two in, so that one could lick it off the other while moaning and while we prepared for the next squirty onto them

 

[may_I_please]

I have never wanted to be laid out like a feast

 

[merryohmd]

And I was not thinking the same thing when I made the sundae. I would never eat whip cream off of a women's body, it would ruin the taste of the cream.

 

[merryohmd]

I have never wanted to be laid out like a feast

Then understand that I would never allow you to have any of my cream, you don't deserve it.

 

[makinmepurr]

I have never wanted to be laid out like a feast

Personally I hate the feel of cold slippery cream on my nipples. And the contrasting warmth of a tongue immediately following just makes it even less pleasurable.

 

[walkingeagle]

I dont get excited by sexy women--

 

[makinmepurr]

And I didn' t change my profile pic to show where to put the whipped cream first.

 

[merryohmd]

Personally I hate the feel of cold slippery cream on my nipples. And the contrasting warmth of a tongue immediately following just makes it even less pleasurable.

Then I will ensure that you never feel any of my cream either. My tongue is also as cold and as flacid as my cock. I never want you to experience either.

 

[suckonsimon]

Personally I hate the feel of cold slippery cream on my nipples. And the contrasting warmth of a tongue immediately following just makes it even less pleasurable.

I can't imagine, purr, what you mean by 'slippery'. I've never managed to produce anything which glides smoothly in gel like globules on a woman's skin when I play in it with my fingers, letting it dangle off them into her eager mouth as I scoop it up to feed her

 

[merryohmd]

And I didn' t change my profile pic to show where to put the whipped cream first.

What interest could I possible have in putting delicious cream on your pink erect nipple. I'm certain that if my fingers replaced your that they would fall off. I'm certain that its skin is not silky while it offers a firm resistance as I never pinch it

 

[may_I_please]

And I didn' t change my profile pic to show where to put the whipped cream first.

Neither did I