The Opposite

What a sad, mundane little image that is. Not in the least erotic. Only further cements my utter lack of attraction to you English lot.
 
I hate naked men. And women for that matter.

I am so modest, I always leave the room when a woman is undressing, and I would NEVER dare to ask to help her undress.

Also, BTW, I DESPISE when I get a naughty or sexy PM, especially when a naked picture is attached....
 
(oops, I definitely didn't just get out of the shower then)

Well good. Because the only thing worse than a naked man is a naked man covered in the wet sheen of a hot shower, with little rivulets of water streaming down your chest and back. [SIZE]
 
Well good. Because the only thing worse than a naked man is a naked man covered in the wet sheen of a hot shower, with little rivulets of water streaming down your chest and back. [SIZE]


I find it unamusing that you only rated this concept worth a size 4

:D
 
Doesn't sound like you want to put you hands around something big and thick then to forget the small keys. Its more complicated that way, and not at all fun for either of us.
 
I find it unamusing that you only rated this concept worth a size 4

:D

Doesn't sound like you want to put you hands around something big and thick then to forget the small keys. Its more complicated that way, and not at all fun for either of us.

You got that right Jack, i definitely don't enjoy wrapping my hands around big, thick, warm things. And anyway, I doubt you have anything that would qualify as such.
 
You got that right Jack, i definitely don't enjoy wrapping my hands around big, thick, warm things. And anyway, I doubt you have anything that would qualify as such.

I bet you wouldn't know what to do with one if you had one in your hands!
 
*shares popcorn* .. me neither! :D

I have no intention of wrestling the kittykat to the ground and eating the popcorn off her deliciously nubile breasts - that would be a bad thing that I would simply not consider
 
I have no intention of wrestling the kittykat to the ground and eating the popcorn off her deliciously nubile breasts - that would be a bad thing that I would simply not consider

Us kitties abhor playful wrestling. Especially with other gorgeous females.
 
Right again. No interest in having you guide my hand either, whispering to me as you teach me all your secrets...

I am not taking your hand, and putting it along something small, cold and soft.

I am not reaching my hands between your legs, giving you no pleasure at all with my fingers.
 
I have no intention of wrestling the kittykat to the ground and eating the popcorn off her deliciously nubile breasts - that would be a bad thing that I would simply not consider

Your delicious lips would be the last thing someone would want to feel against their skin.

Us kitties abhor playful wrestling. Especially with other gorgeous females.

Close contact, bodies rubbing, wrestling each other into position after position, clawing at one another .. how uncouth!
 
Your delicious lips would be the last thing someone would want to feel against their skin.



Close contact, bodies rubbing against each other, wrestling each other into position after position, clawing at one another .. how uncouth!


I am not thinking of a kitty sandwich, I'm not, I'm not
 
The words out of my mouth into your ear are loud and smooth.

I do not describe what a vile and unthoughtful partner you are, and that you don't turn me on.
 
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