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You wouldn't want me to spread your legs wide and do the same, I can tell.
 
And I would hate it if I had to share Jack and his marvelous mouth with you. Not to mention miss Sauce. I find you both repulsive.

Oh god, I was really hoping you'd left this thread because you post such dull, unappealing comments. Really, could you be less sexy?
 
I hate being on here.



Well then, Senor Hat, please leave right away and never come back and do naughty things with me or May I. We simply won' t tolerate it.

And as for you, Ms May, I couldn't agree more with your sentiment. I' m just hoping I don' t have to participate in any more group activities with you.
 
then i should definitely turn around immediately and walk back out the door without touching anyone in this room
 
then i should definitely turn around immediately and walk back out the door without touching anyone in this room

Yes that's absolutely what you should do, we don't need your sort in here with your inexperienced tongue and cock.
 
then there is no way i am going to start nibbling on your ears and throat. You can't ever make me do that
 
then there is no way i am going to start nibbling on your ears and throat. You can't ever make me do that

I simply won't sigh and bite my lip, because there is no way that will send shivers down my spine. What a turn-off move
 
I simply won't sigh and bite my lip, because there is no way that will send shivers down my spine. What a turn-off move

well if that turns you off there is no way i will lick down to your breasts and circle one with my tongue and one with my fingers. Kneading and nibbling in nowhere near perfect harmony until I am tweaking one nipple while suckling and nibbling the other. And if you then asked me to switch why i would refuse to repeat the process all over again.
 
well if that turns you off there is no way i will lick down to your breasts and circle one with my tongue and one with my fingers. Kneading and nibbling in nowhere near perfect harmony until I am tweaking one nipple while suckling and nibbling the other. And if you then asked me to switch why i would refuse to repeat the process all over again.


Good grief will you two please keep it down....some of us are trying to work and be productive. ...jeez
 
I get weary of the PM's that I've received from some of you lovely ladies, detailing what you'd like to do to me. They're neither appreciated nor encouraged.
 
well then no way am i going to slip these two fingers inside your pussy and theres no way in hell am i going to slip these other two fingers into May I's Pussy either. You girls are just so goody goody I know you would hate that and not know what to do.
 
I'm definitely not going to pull your head up and kiss you hard, thrusting my tongue into your mouth, and there's no way my unpert nipples are going to crush against your chest. I'm certain my hips will stay completely still too

And there's no way one of my hands will sneak behind me to feel for that disgusting pussycat
 
I'm definitely not going to pull your head up and kiss you hard, thrusting my tongue into your mouth, and there's no way my unpert nipples are going to crush against your chest. I'm certain my hips will stay completely still too

And there's no way one of my hands will sneak behind me to feel for that disgusting pussycat

(Unfortunately I will have to leave you in her capable hands. Time for this wombat to head to his burrow, night all until tomorrow:kiss:)
 
(Unfortunately I will have to leave you in her capable hands. Time for this wombat to head to his burrow, night all until tomorrow:kiss:)

Well thank goodness, I thought he'd never leave.
I suppose that means I' ll have to replace his fingers with something *rummages in toy box*
Too bad I have no big, thick toys to share...
 
Well thank goodness, I thought he'd never leave.
I suppose that means I' ll have to replace his fingers with something *rummages in toy box*
Too bad I have no big, thick toys to share...

I hate it when I get you alone like this.....I don't know what to do......
 
Well thank goodness, I thought he'd never leave.
I suppose that means I' ll have to replace his fingers with something *rummages in toy box*
Too bad I have no big, thick toys to share...

Don't hold still. I didn't tie your ankles together so I couldn't kiss my way from the apex of your butt to all the way along your spine and ending with nibbles on your neck. And my fingers are not trying to tantalize the sides of your breasts with heavy touches.
 
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