makinmepurr
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Well yeah, sex is soo overrated, especially great sex...who wants to spend hours kissing, groping, moaning, licking, screaming, thrusting? Not me, I' ll tell you that much.
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Well yeah, sex is soo overrated, especially great sex...who wants to spend hours kissing, groping, moaning, licking, screaming, thrusting? Not me, I' ll tell you that much.
mamasota
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Kitty, you said it, nobody would want any of that, especially not me.
merryohmd
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Great sex is so overrate, why would anyone want multiple orgasms?
may_I_please
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I've never had a multiple orgasm
johnnieblue44
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I wouldn't be interested in providing you with even a nanosecond of pleasure, mIp.......
may_I_please
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I'm delighted to hear that for I have absolutely no interest in your hands being anywhere near my body, and I would feel absolutely no pleasure at all from your talentless mouth or your tiny, limp dick going anywhere near my pussy or ass. In fact the thought of it makes me completely numb
johnnieblue44
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It's a good thing that you prefer tiny, limp dicks, because then I'm just the guy for you......
may_I_please
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Well I'm simply not falling to my knees in front of you, and you won't see my eyes begging as my mouth whispers May I? Please? Because there's simply no way I could make you hard anyway.
johnnieblue44
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I'm not hard now, and you can't make me, no matter how many delicious blowjobs you offer. I doubt that you'd be any good at it anyway.
may_I_please
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Well you're absolutely right there, my tongue won't gently lick the tip and there will definitely be no circling, tasting of delicious precum nor licking downwards. I can't stand teasing with kisses and my lips will never gently part so that my mouth can sink slowly down your shaft. There's absolutely no way I will keep eye contact at any point. Of course the groan in the back of my throat would be of disgust.
merryohmd
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I cannot stand sensual women who can effectively describe such disgusting things that fails to cause an erection.
may_I_please
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Well your erection would certainly not be welcome on this thread
merryohmd
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I did not just get a twitch in my pants, picturing the lips in your AV in vivid colour between my legs. And I am sure you would never love wrapping them around my small, motionless, shaft. And I hate it when I am not compelled to sink my hands into your hair on either side of your face and start small, light, undemanding, thrusts into your dry, expressionless mouth.
may_I_please
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I hate it when men try to please me by doing exactly what I want.
merryohmd
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Isn't it amazing how men all know exactly what women want and never have to ask..
may_I_please
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I did not just get a twitch in my pants, picturing the lips in your AV in vivid colour between my legs. And I am sure you would never love wrapping them around my small, motionless, shaft. And I hate it when I am not compelled to sink my hands into your hair on either side of your face and start small, light, undemanding, thrusts into your dry, expressionless mouth.
I am really disappointed that you joined this thread. The lack of reaction is what I have come to expect. And I absolutely detest men taking control anyway
1millionsecrets
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I love it when men I've never spoken to before pm me calling me babe and tell me they just came to my pictures.
johnnieblue44
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Well, I have no idea why any man (or woman) would be remotely attracted to you. Your pictures aren't stunning, and a self-proclaimed "trysexual" usually doesn't stir the carnal imagination.....
johnnieblue44
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Hey, look, mIp, if you wanted a long, strong thick cock to worship, I can't help ya, so move along. Nothing to see here.....
merryohmd
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I could never agree with Johnnie about his opinion on trysexuality.
1sickbastard
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I'm never, ever sarcastic.
Ever.
Ever.
may_I_please
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You have never made me laugh, not even once
1sickbastard
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I hate it when people laugh at stuff I've said (or written). The attention bothers me.
And your thread sucks.
1millionsecrets
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Your words mean nothing to me, you're thoughtless and I damn you.
Have a horrid day Sir.
