The Opposite

I would say so! I am an innocent completely straight virgin girl whom has never ever seen a man nude and I'm uncertain where the penis is even located...

I hope you both realize how much I hate you.
 
I would say so! I am an innocent completely straight virgin girl whom has never ever seen a man nude and I'm uncertain where the penis is even located...

I hope you both realize how much I hate you.

neither of us can believe you bother to darken our door with you misshapen figure and virginal ways... how dare you.:kiss:
 
neither of us can believe you bother to darken our door with you misshapen figure and virginal ways... how dare you.:kiss:

May I say... I am just appalled at the behavior I have just witnessed. I am so thankful that I missed all you heathens groping and sucking...I' m just thankful that I finally got back here in time to put a stop to all this sexual behavior.
 
May I say... I am just appalled at the behavior I have just witnessed. I am so thankful that I missed all you heathens groping and sucking...I' m just thankful that I finally got back here in time to put a stop to all this sexual behavior.
And you! You disgusting wench! Your typings and sad excuses for playful banters and witticisms make me want to vomit.
 
And you! You disgusting wench! Your typings and sad excuses for playful banters and witticisms make me want to vomit.

This from the woman who brazenly displays her completely unattractive body for anyone to see. As if any of us would be remotely interested in your perfect breasts or pouty lips. Really.
 
I dare say, I would not be interested in tangling my limbs with yours for hours on end. I also would not ever want to feel your soft skin against mine, or have your intoxicating scent drift through my nose. Never!
 
I dare say, I would not be interested in tangling my limbs with yours for hours on end. I also would not ever want to feel your soft skin against mine, or have your intoxicating scent drift through my nose. Never!

I had an intuition it would never work out between the Purrster and Million Dollar Girl......
 
Oh you would say that, well you should know, this thread is crap.

I spit in your general direction.... And not in the good way.
 
I do not look forward to the chasten match of female wrestling that would be forgettable broadcast on another channel that I couldn't have access too.
 
Oh you would say that, well you should know, this thread is crap.

I spit in your general direction.... And not in the good way.

I also would hate to hold your head in my hands, tangling my fingers in your hair as I pull you towards me and taste those sweet lips...
 
I also would hate to hold your head in my hands, tangling my fingers in your hair as I pull you towards me and taste those sweet lips...
Hmm disgusting.

I would absolutely abhor your soft breast, and sweet nipples perking against my warm tongue. Or my hands following your disturbingly hideous curves.
 
Hmm disgusting.

I would absolutely abhor your soft breast, and sweet nipples perking against my warm tongue. Or my hands following your disturbingly hideous curves.

It would be so terrible to watch the two of you exploring each other in sexual ways, I think it may turn my stomach.
 
Hmm disgusting.

I would absolutely abhor your soft breast, and sweet nipples perking against my warm tongue. Or my hands following your disturbingly hideous curves.


Wait, you think I want your hot wet mouth on either of my nipples, or your hands travelling across my skin, leaving goosebumps in their wake, or your body pressed against mine as I moan and whisper sweet dirty words to you?
 
I also would hate to hold your head in my hands, tangling my fingers in your hair as I pull you towards me and taste those sweet lips...

Purrster's lips aren't among the sexiest I've ever seen.

I've never fantasized about watching her swallow my shaft.

Plus, I don't think she'd be much of a cocksucker, really. She strikes me as a bit of prude, quite honestly.
 
Wait, you think I want your hot wet mouth on either of my nipples, or your hands travelling across my skin, leaving goosebumps in their wake, or your body pressed against mine as I moan and whisper sweet dirty words to you?

And here i thought you were as pure as the newly fallen snow. I come back to find you in the arms of another woman and it disgusts me so. Your writhing bodies have no effect on my body at all and don't cause my brain to think any lurid thoughts at all. why the thought of sitting in this chair and watching you two repulses me as does the thought of what might happen if you totally ignored me and refused to let me join in.
 
Wait, you think I want your hot wet mouth on either of my nipples, or your hands travelling across my skin, leaving goosebumps in their wake, or your body pressed against mine as I moan and whisper sweet dirty words to you?
Certainly not! You're just as fucking innocent as I am...
We'd both hate the pussy mounted strapon... the soft, sweet, deeply tender pounding as it was pushed inside of one of us... the other, riding vigorously.

Just horrid nonsense really.
 
Purrster's lips aren't among the sexiest I've ever seen.

I've never fantasized about watching her swallow my shaft.

Plus, I don't think she'd be much of a cocksucker, really. She strikes me as a bit of prude, quite honestly.


I have no interest in sucking you off. I have not been fantasizing about you for 73 hours. Nor will I continue to think of my lips exploring every inch of your body, or kissing you for hours and hours and hours.
 
I have no interest in sucking you off. I have not been fantasizing about you for 73 hours. Nor will I continue to think of my lips exploring every inch of your body, or kissing you for hours and hours and hours.

It is a huge turnoff to think of you sucking a cock, what a turn off.
 
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