The only thing in my life that I - Doo - really well.... is that....

[Sparky Kronkite]

Regularly I do - so fall victim to
My regular and often - twice-daily Doo
My regularity(?) - it is my own manmade soil
It is my ode to me
And to all of the crap that I eat
All now lying so wasted
Within this white porcelain bowl
Beneath this holiest of all
Light pink soft plastic - toilet seat

Yes, I am due now you see
My twice-daily Doo
Is once again bound up upon me
My bowels, they are moving
And my colon is so grooving
I own a grimace, I emit a groan
As I smile with my hidden vacant glee
Fore "regularity," yes - this must be my middle name
And elimination, merely two times a day
Is my one-and-only – regular - and oh so healthy
Single claim to any fame

So, this you can tell
Is the only thing in life
That I – Doo – really well

 

[Isabella Thorne]

I met him on a Monday and my heart went hark
Da do ron ron ron, da do ron ron

Somebody told me that his name was Spark
Da do ron ron ron, da do ron ron

Yeah, my heart went hark
Yeah, his name was Spark
And when he walked me home, da do ron ron ron, da do ron ron

I know what he was thinking when he caught my eye
Da do ron ron ron, da do ron ron
He looked so quiet but, my oh my
Da do ron ron ron, da do ron ron
Yeah, he caught my eye, yeah but my oh my
And when he walked me home, da do ron ron ron, da do ron ron

He picked me at seven and he looked so fine
Da do ron ron ron, da do ron ron
Someday soon I'm gonna make him mine
Da do ron ron ron, da do ron ron

Yeah, he looked so fine, yeah I'll make him mine
And when he walked me home, da do ron ron ron, da do ron ron

Da do ron ron ron, da do ron ron
Da do ron ron ron, da do ron ron
Da do ron ron ron, da do ron ron
Da do ron ron ron, da do ron ron
Da do ron ron ron, da do ron ron
Da do ron ron ron, da do ron ron

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Sounds like a song for.....

The runs.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Do you think so Dude?

Run, run, run
Run, run, run
Run, run, run
Run, run, run

Well baby, better take my advice
A black cat crossed your path twice
The moon came out next to the one
Then you opened your umbrella in a room

You better run, run, run
Run, run, run
Run, run, run
Run, run, run

Well you ain't the luckiest Spark I know
And you won't get luckier the way you're going
Your horseshoe's rusty and your mirror's cracked
You walk under ladders then you walk right back

When you dropped that little pin
Never thought what a mess it'd get you in
Little pin, little pin, bring me luck
Because I stopped to pick you up

Well now, Sparky, I'm helping you
I hope you believe what I say is true
Whenever you run, I'll be running too
Whenever you run, I'll be following you

Run, run, run