The One Touch Rule

[Bob Peale]

I'm determined to adhere to this.

Anything that comes across my den gets touched once! If I pick it up, I have to read it, file it, pay it, toss it, whatever, but I cannot lay it back down on my desk again!

The crap piles up so quick that I hear the garbage truck drivers on my route draw straws to see who has to come by my house.

Then again, that could also have something to do with my penchant for playing, "The Best of Jim Nabors" REALLy loud...

 

[Starfish]

LOL. This is a phenomenonial idea! Momma likes, Momma likes!

I need to implement this idea NOW!!!!! I have a drawer full of piled up crap, and I am not planning on dealing with it anytime soon. I pay my bills right away, and the other crap just 'goes in the drawer'. Nice huh?

 

[Bob Peale]

That's where I was. And I'm avereaging eight lawn bags full of shredding every 5 weeks or so. With that volume, it is simply insane to keep this up. For the last 3 days my den has been clutter free and it's been wonderful! Hell, I may even be able to start cranking out more stories!

 

[sweetvee]

did he say more stories??

wooohooo!!!

yay for bob peale's clutter-free den

 

[Bob Peale]

did he say more stories??

wooohooo!!!

yay for bob peale's clutter-free den

Be careful what you ask for

 

[sweetvee]

hehe oh i know what i'm asking for...

more stories by an incredibly talented writer...

definitely a cause for celebration!

 

[bluntforcemama]

Why do I get the feeling that this is mildly obssessive/compulsive? Hmmm.... I think it would suit me perfectly.

 

[PacificBlue]

I'm determined to adhere to this.

Anything that comes across my den gets touched once! If I pick it up, I have to read it, file it, pay it, toss it, whatever, but I cannot lay it back down on my desk again!

Sooooo...your saying if your wife were to walk into your den right now naked as a jaybird, you could only touch her once and you couldn't lay her down on your desk and....?

 

[Bob Peale]

LOL.

The problem is, Myst, nature abhors a vacuum. My den is 10 x 20.

That's a lot of space to toss a lot of crap. If I don't do it, the stuff in here seems to breed while I'm at work...

 

[Bob Peale]

Re: Re: The One Touch Rule

Sooooo...your saying if your wife were to walk into your den right now naked as a jaybird, you could only touch her once and you couldn't lay her down on your desk and....?

Yes.

We'd have to move to the kitchen...no rules there.

 

[PacificBlue]

Oooohhhhh, the kitchen! No possibility of rug burns there...

 

[Bob Peale]

But the formica can give you the equivalent of turf burns

 

[Starfish]

You have NO rules in your kitchen?

I am shocked!

We have rules in the kitchen.

1.No leaving sharp knives laying on the countertop. (our kitties get bad and get up there, and I'd hate to have one of the step on a knife. Needless to say, Lysol is my best friend.)

2.Never run out of Lysol

3. When standing in the 'hot spot', do not engage in masturbation with sharp knives. (our house is haunted, and if you stand in two different spots in our house, you get insanely horny after a few seconds. One of these spots is in the kitchen)

4. Masturbation in the kitchen must entail the use of vegetables.

5. No silverware in the sink.

6. Sex on the island counter should be anal only, but if you must do some pussy fucking, make sure to incorporate anal in the mix.

7. Never Ever crowd around Gretchie, to see what she is doing, when she is standing at the stove cooking. This gives her a coronary and a cerebral hemmorage all at the same time. If you want dinner, don't ever do this.

 

[PacificBlue]

Didn't think of that. Maybe she'll kiss it and make it all better!

 

[Bob Peale]

You have NO rules in your kitchen?

I am shocked!

We have rules in the kitchen.

1.No leaving sharp knives laying on the countertop. (our kitties get bad and get up there, and I'd hate to have one of the step on a knife. Needless to say, Lysol is my best friend.)

2.Never run out of Lysol

3. When standing in the 'hot spot', do not engage in masturbation with sharp knives. (our house is haunted, and if you stand in two different spots in our house, you get insanely horny after a few seconds. One of these spots is in the kitchen)

4. Masturbation in the kitchen must entail the use of vegetables.

5. No silverware in the sink.

6. Sex on the island counter should be anal only, but if you must do some pussy fucking, make sure to incorporate anal in the mix.

7. Never Ever crowd around Gretchie, to see what she is doing, when she is standing at the stove cooking. This gives her a coronary and a cerebral hemmorage all at the same time. If you want dinner, don't ever do this.

These are going up on the fridge right away!

Umm, where can I get me a few of thos e"Hot Spot" thingees?

 

[*bratcat*]

my problem...