The Official Lit Random Sentence Thread!

[RastaPope]

Yeah, I'm bored.

The rule is you have to use ONE word from the sentence above you in the sentence of your own.


Pancakes are good.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I like armadillo road pancakes.

 

[Guest]

They played hockey with raod apples.

 

[Master Control]

apples are fun on naked bodies

 

[Guest]

The chimpanzee was stark naked.

 

[MissTaken]

I am naked as a new born baby as I type this.

 

[superlittlegirl]

This is the most enormous garden gnome I have ever seen!

 

[Master Control]

baby thats a nice ass you have

 

[superlittlegirl]

Is an ass a donkey, a mule, or a burro?

 

[Guest]

I ate cateloupes form out of his ass.

 

[RastaPope]

I like neither cantaloupes nor ass.

 

[superlittlegirl]

I like neither cantaloupes nor ass.

Like, do you really expect me to believe that?

 

[RastaPope]

Ok so I like ass, just not gaylord ass.

 

[superlittlegirl]

It is high time that I learned to juggle more than three balls.

(edited to fix continuity)

 

[Agent99]

Gaylord Perry threw some wicked spit balls.

 

[Guest]

He shaved his balls with a nosehair trimmer.

 

[superlittlegirl]

And because he used the incorrect implement, his nosehair sprouted out in all directions.

 

[RastaPope]

Can someone give me directions to the nearest cathouse?

 

[superlittlegirl]

Is someone feeling frisky tonight?

 

[Guest]

 

[HeavyStick]

i bought my cat friskies cat food tonight.

I won my cat carrier on Ebay.

 

[Guest]

I bought my mail-order bride on ebay.

 

[RastaPope]

Can I sell my virginity on eBay?

 

[#1tankcomander]

I sold a bride on Ebay!

 

[SpiceCake]

I sold a bride on Ebay!

I'm sold on all the gorgeous men who have posted on the boards this evening!