The Official JBJ Fan Club

[Lord Pmann]

As the president of the club, I would like to invite you all. We give out member numbers based on how much I like you, not the order you joined.

This is a place where you can post all of your JBJ thoughts, feelings, sightings, memorabilia, quotes, whatever. Anything JBJ goes.

So, I'm member número UNO. Sign up today!!!

And don't be fooled by those unofficial fan clubs. This has the pbrain stamp of approval.

 

[Lord Pmann]

^^^
I can't argue with that.

*unzips*
*8 seconds later zips back up*

Rainshine is member #2.

 

[subdued_passion]

Fuck off the two of you!

I AM the president of the JBJ fan club... Piss off, you usurpers!

 

[subdued_passion]

pbrain is you don't edit I'm gonna let JBJ know that you have made yourself president of his club... He may not like a female as the president but I'm sure he'll like you even less.

 

[lovecraft68]

I want in!

JBJ has inspired me to be a better writer by once telling me my writing was like dog shit smothered in cat urine!

he has been a very good influence on me!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Fuck off the two of you!

I AM the president of the JBJ fan club... Piss off, you usurpers!

Uhhhhh. According to the first post in the official JBJ fan club thread, I am the president. I don't know what else to say.

 

[subdued_passion]

Uhhhhh. According to the first post in the official JBJ fan club thread, I am the president. I don't know what else to say.

I call for an impeachment.

Mr. Johnson, you need to decide who gets to be the President of you r fan club

 

[Lord Pmann]

I call for an impeachment.

Mr. Johnson, you need to decide who gets to be the President of you r fan club

Have this bitch arrested.

You are member number 683.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I call for an impeachment.

Mr. Johnson, you need to decide who gets to be the President of you r fan club

You of course.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You of course.

She can be Secretary of Rape. How's that?

I'm the president. Man of the people.

 

[Lord Pmann]

President's first JBJ quote:

"The secret to anything is calm confidence. Drag the king from his throne as if youre Death."

Wise words.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think a vote is in order.

Do we get a cool little badge for our signatures? Do we get autographed copies of JBJs Greatest Hits? How will you buy my vote??

I'll buy it by twisting your arm while you blow me. Just like you like it.

There ain't no votes, muthafuckas. This presidency is like the president of North Korea. You don't vote for me, assholes. I'm just here.

Now let's post about JBJ.