KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
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- Jul 29, 2000
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The last time my StudMuffin was in off the road and cruising the web there was a hard hit on one of my firewalls. We'd received a Trojan from one of my chat buddies who noticed I was online. (Its kind of a joke, he sends me trojans, but not the kind that are ribbed for her pleasure... uh nevermind.)
The thing that freaked the StudMuffin out was that the chatbuddie might have had access to some of our private files. Upon considering that notion, my StudMuffin promptly screamed out, "OH MY GAWD!!!! TELL ME YOU DELETED THE BACKSTREET BOYS MP3!!!!!!!"
Never mind that there are nekkid pictures of him in the harddrive. No Nekkie, you can't have them. All he was worried about was some stranger finding out he had downloaded some boyband song.
What also brought all of this to mind was that my neighbor just caught me reading a cheesy Harlequin romance book. I was highly embarrassed to be caught nosing through such tripe, and upon reflection would have rather he'd caught me reading penthouse.
You would think that we would be more embarassed by the sexual things than the cheezy tacky things... but people are weird.
The thing that freaked the StudMuffin out was that the chatbuddie might have had access to some of our private files. Upon considering that notion, my StudMuffin promptly screamed out, "OH MY GAWD!!!! TELL ME YOU DELETED THE BACKSTREET BOYS MP3!!!!!!!"
Never mind that there are nekkid pictures of him in the harddrive. No Nekkie, you can't have them. All he was worried about was some stranger finding out he had downloaded some boyband song.
What also brought all of this to mind was that my neighbor just caught me reading a cheesy Harlequin romance book. I was highly embarrassed to be caught nosing through such tripe, and upon reflection would have rather he'd caught me reading penthouse.
You would think that we would be more embarassed by the sexual things than the cheezy tacky things... but people are weird.
