the newbie stress test pt 2

[glamorilla]

noticed a lot of new screenames lately so i thought it's been awhile since we did this~it's a good way to get to know your neighbors here.

heres a link to the original thread so you can snoop inside the heads of some of the older posters:


https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=155529&highlight=newbie

and heres the questionairre...with a few addedums:



1)why did you pick your screename?

2)male or female?

3)quote yourself...not a quote by someone else but something you say that is uniquely you.

4)gucci or gaultier?

5)what was the last good movie you saw?

6)pick one person you'd want to be stranded with on a desert island.

7)whats the most romantic song you can think of? the best one to have dirty sex to?

8)got any gay brothers and if so are they single?

9)what is your position on anal sex?

10)on blow jobs?

11)what did you want to be when you grow up?

12)name your vice.

*13) what was your last fantasy...not a fantasy but the last one that got you off.

*14)marital status and stance:single,married,involved,want to be,want to get out?

*15)are you getting dressed up for halloween? whats your costume?

 

[LukkyKnight]

how new?

1)why did you pick your screename?
Cause tonight I want to be somebody's LukkyKnight.

2)male or female?
Male, with a noted preference for females.

3)quote yourself...not a quote by someone else but something you say that is uniquely you.
The top rotor never falls far from the wingnut.

4)gucci or gaultier?
Wine.

5)what was the last good movie you saw?
The Matrix I suppose.

6)pick one person you'd want to be stranded with on a desert island.
Done.

7)whats the most romantic song you can think of? the best one to have dirty sex to?
Have you ever really loved a woman?
I wanna be your underwear

8)got any gay brothers and if so are they single?
no Hey, that's not about me....

9)what is your position on anal sex?
disinterested

10)on blow jobs?
In her mouth.

11)what did you want to be when you grow up?
Healthy


12)name your vice.
Wine

*13) what was your last fantasy...not a fantasy but the last one that got you off.
There will never be a last fantasy. The most recent one, well, that involved an angel with a bare twat and extensive fellatio followed by intercourse lasting for mythically long.

*14)marital status and stance:single,married,involved,want to be,want to get out?
Single/Divorced working on getting involved. Don't get out enough.

*15)are you getting dressed up for halloween? whats your costume?
I'm going as a wet t-shirt. I need somebody to wear me, but hope springs eternal...

 

[Master Nerd]

1)why did you pick your screename?
It fits me.

2)male or female?
Male.

3)quote yourself...not a quote by someone else but something you say that is uniquely you.
OH GODDAMMIT YOU FUCKING SHITBALL BUTTLICKER!

4)gucci or gaultier?
???

5)what was the last good movie you saw?
Spider-Man

6)pick one person you'd want to be stranded with on a desert island.
Beats the hell out of me.

7)whats the most romantic song you can think of? the best one to have dirty sex to?
Once again, beats me.

8)got any gay brothers and if so are they single?
No.

9)what is your position on anal sex?
Doggy style's always good, but missionary has it's advantages.

10)on blow jobs?
Getting = good, giving = no thanks.

11)what did you want to be when you grow up?
A samurai.

12)name your vice.
I'm lazy and I procrastinate.

*13) what was your last fantasy...not a fantasy but the last one that got you off.
I don't really feel like typing it out right now. Maybe later.

*14)marital status and stance:single,married,involved,want to be,want to get out?
Single, want to be involved.

*15)are you getting dressed up for halloween? whats your costume?
Yes. I'm going to be a normal guy.

 

[Boudicca]

1)why did you pick your screename?

She is a warrior queen of the Iceni tribe. I am a warrior queen of Minnesota. Same diff.

2)male or female?

female

3)quote yourself...not a quote by someone else but something you say that is uniquely you.

Forget about getting drunk. Let's just screw.

4)gucci or gaultier?

Target. Kidding. Kinda. Gaultier, if I could afford it.

5)what was the last good movie you saw?

NERD ALERT. Lord of the Rings.

6)pick one person you'd want to be stranded with on a desert island.

George Clooney. Funny, handsome, sarcastic. Right up my alley. Or MistressHoney. She's growing on me.

7)whats the most romantic song you can think of? the best one to have dirty sex to?

Romantic -- Sometimes When We Touch
Dirty -- title? lyrics go -- "I want to fuck you like an animal."

8)got any gay brothers and if so are they single?

No. Sorry.

9)what is your position on anal sex?

Never tried it, so I have no official position.

10)on blow jobs?

I love them. My position? Usually on my knees.

11)what did you want to be when you grow up?

A mom. Be careful what you wish for.

12)name your vice.

Vodka and Camel Lights, but only on weekends.

*13) what was your last fantasy...not a fantasy but the last one that got you off.

You tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.

*14)marital status and stance:single,married,involved,want to be,want to get out?

Married in an asexual way, looking in a bisexual way.

*15)are you getting dressed up for halloween? whats your costume?

I'm a naughty wench.

 

[Pixie]

1)why did you pick your screename?
It was the first useable thing that popped into my head when I registered.

2)male or female?
Female

3)quote yourself...not a quote by someone else but something you say that is uniquely you.
It's ok to be crazy, but being stupid is not acceptable.

4)gucci or gaultier?
Gucci.

5)what was the last good movie you saw?
My Big Fat Greek Wedding

6)pick one person you'd want to be stranded with on a desert island.
Him

7)whats the most romantic song you can think of? the best one to have dirty sex to?
That's so dependant on my mood *shrugs*

8)got any gay brothers and if so are they single?
Nope.

9)what is your position on anal sex?
Receiver

10)on blow jobs?
On my knees.

11)what did you want to be when you grow up?
Interior decorator, fashion designer, writer, mother...

12)name your vice.
Foods and drinks that aren't good for me.

*13) what was your last fantasy...not a fantasy but the last one that got you off.
Him.

*14)marital status and stance:single,married,involved,want to be,want to get out?


*15)are you getting dressed up for halloween? whats your costume?
Nope.

 

[Calamity Jane]

1)why did you pick your screename?

It suits me nearly perfectly.

2)male or female?

Female

3)quote yourself...not a quote by someone else but something you say that is uniquely you.

I'll have to give this one some thought.

4)gucci or gaultier?

Heh. I wouldn't have a clue.

5)what was the last good movie you saw?

Chicago

6)pick one person you'd want to be stranded with on a desert island.

The Professor

7)whats the most romantic song you can think of? the best one to have dirty sex to?

Wonderful Tonight and Closer

8)got any gay brothers and if so are they single?

I have a gay pseudo step brother who's absolutely beautiful and single. Unfortunately, he's also a cokehead. I have a gay sister, and a gay cousin, but that doesn't really help you either.

9)what is your position on anal sex?



10)on blow jobs?

Another

11)what did you want to be when you grow up?

A vet

12)name your vice.

Cheap wine, expensive scotch, and foxhunting. Not always in that order.

*13) what was your last fantasy...not a fantasy but the last one that got you off.

I'm pleading the 5th.

*14)marital status and stance:single,married,involved,want to be,want to get out?

In the process of becoming unmarried.

*15)are you getting dressed up for halloween? whats your costume?

I think I'll go as a witch this year.

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

I think I did this before, but it's been so long ago....

1)why did you pick your screename? I am a person who only comes alive when in groups of people, and I am polite.

2)male or female? Very earth motherly female.

3)quote yourself...not a quote by someone else but something you say that is uniquely you.

"Coolness" "That was not well done."

4)gucci or gaultier?

This needs to be researched more throughly. Am still waiting for more Glam fashions to come my way as promised.

5)what was the last good movie you saw?

Charade, with Audrey Hepburn and Cary Grant.

6)pick one person you'd want to be stranded with on a desert island. Data, from Star Trek. He'd be able to take care of everything.

7)whats the most romantic song you can think of? the best one to have dirty sex to?

"Crash" by DMB

8)got any gay brothers and if so are they single?

I'm sorry, I don't. And the brother I do have I wouldn't wish on you, my dear.

9)what is your position on anal sex?

Tried it once, didn't do it right. Would try it again if I had a partner I loved and trusted.

10)on blow jobs?

I'm a bit rusty, but I've gotten good reviews.

11)what did you want to be when you grow up?

Wife, mother, and published novelist. One outta three ain't bad, right?

12)name your vice.

Smooth Skinned Younger Men

*13) what was your last fantasy...not a fantasy but the last one that got you off.

Read "Summer Cottage"

*14)marital status and stance:single,married,involved,want to be,want to get out?

Single, asexual, dried up crone.

*15)are you getting dressed up for halloween? whats your costume?

Of course, but I haven't decided yet.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

1)why did you pick your screename?
I'm a Rooster.

2)male or female?
XY

3)quote yourself...not a quote by someone else but something you say that is uniquely you.
"It plays better."

4)gucci or gaultier?
Huh?

5)what was the last good movie you saw?
can't remember.

6)pick one person you'd want to be stranded with on a desert island.
That would have to be my Dream Girl

7)whats the most romantic song you can think of? the best one to have dirty sex to?
Closer

8)got any gay brothers and if so are they single?
Nope

9)what is your position on anal sex?
I'm the Point Man

10)on blow jobs?
Oh Yes!

11)what did you want to be when you grow up?
When I know, I'll let you know.

12)name your vice.
Alcohol & the internet.

*13) what was your last fantasy...not a fantasy but the last one that got you off.


*14)marital status and stance:single,married,involved,want to be,want to get out?
I believe involved is accurate.

*15)are you getting dressed up for halloween? whats your costume?
Yes.

I'm going to paint myself purple and hum.

 

[Wilben]

1)why did you pick your screename?
It's the name of my character in a MMORPG.

2)male or female?
lemme check...woo male, see it smiling?

3)quote yourself...not a quote by someone else but something you say that is uniquely you.
"I'm not playing with myself, I am doing my prostate cancer preventative maintainence."

4)gucci or gaultier?
...WTF is a Gaultier?

5)what was the last good movie you saw?
25th Hour

6)pick one person you'd want to be stranded with on a desert island.
Someone with a boat would be great.

7)whats the most romantic song you can think of? the best one to have dirty sex to?
Stacy's mom...because she's got it going on?

8)got any gay brothers and if so are they single?
No, my dad's gay...but I don't think he's single sorry.

9)what is your position on anal sex?
Well since I'm straight I'd have to be in the back for it to work right.

10)on blow jobs?
Reciever!!!

11)what did you want to be when you grow up?
Originally an astronaut, then I watched Challenger launch in the 4th grade... Now I wanna be an electrical engineer, design the next big processor, sell it to Gates for $1 Billion MUHAHAHAHAH, and retire.

12)name your vice.
Let's just say I have a veeeeery healthy prostate.

13) what was your last fantasy...not a fantasy but the last one that got you off.
...you'd think I would remember what happened just a few minutes ago... but it's all a blur.

14)marital status and stance:single,married,involved,want to be,want to get out?
Single...but my arm is geting tired

15)are you getting dressed up for halloween? whats your costume?
I wanna dress up with a blue wizard's cap, a blue robe, and a t-shirt that says "I kicked Harry Potter's ass", but I have to work.

 

[Maura]

1)why did you pick your screename?
I like it.

2)male or female?
Female.

3)quote yourself...not a quote by someone else but something you say that is uniquely you.
"Go buck a fuffalo."

4)gucci or gaultier?
aahahahahahaha.

5)what was the last good movie you saw?
The Italian Job. It was better than I thought it'd be.

6)pick one person you'd want to be stranded with on a desert island.
The guy from the boat repair place down the street.

7)whats the most romantic song you can think of? the best one to have dirty sex to?
Here With Me ~Dido ('Cuz that's what I'm listening to at the moment)

8)got any gay brothers and if so are they single?
No, but I have a friend who's like a brother to me that is. I think he's still single. (That changes from day to day.)

9)what is your position on anal sex?
Tried it, failed...willing to try again later.

10)on blow jobs?
Like giving 'em

11)what did you want to be when you grow up?
Ummm, I think a vet...or a nurse. (I am neither)

12)name your vice.
Food. Cigarettes.

*13) what was your last fantasy...not a fantasy but the last one that got you off.
I'll never tell.

*14)marital status and stance:single,married,involved,want to be,want to get out?
engaged

*15)are you getting dressed up for halloween? whats your costume?
I don't know yet. I think I'll be Medusa if I do, but I have to work that night.

 

[shyybabe]

1)why did you pick your screename?

Because I am shy.

2)male or female?

Female

3)quote yourself...not a quote by someone else but something you say that is uniquely you.

Fucking piece of shit.

4)gucci or gaultier?

gaultier

5)what was the last good movie you saw?
Pirates of the Caribbean

6)pick one person you'd want to be stranded with on a desert island.

My fantasy man of course.

7)whats the most romantic song you can think of? the best one to have dirty sex to?

Anything which would be playing at the time, I'm easy.

8)got any gay brothers and if so are they single?
Nope

9)what is your position on anal sex?
Hopefully I'll get to try it before I die.

10)on blow jobs?
It's been awhile but they tell me it's like riding a bike, you never forget.

11)what did you want to be when you grow up?
A vet.

12)name your vice.
A cute ass.

*13) what was your last fantasy...not a fantasy but the last one that got you off.
The same as usual, sex with someone other than my broken vibe.

*14)marital status and stance:single,married,involved,want to be,want to get out?
Single

*15)are you getting dressed up for halloween? whats your costume?
No

 

[glamorilla]

just so were clear...

gaultier:

http://www.el-mundo.es/modaparis/gaultier/modelo1.jpg

gucci:

http://www.greystone.ru/foto/links/gucci.jpg


i found this while i googled gucci...just thought id post it here...


http://www.hollywood.it/images/gucci.jpg

 

[PoliteSuccubus]

I'll take the one in the white breifs, I think that swimsuit is hidious and tacky while the Gucci is classically sexy and where's my GlamWear?

 

[CoolidgEffect]

just so were clear...

gaultier:

http://www.el-mundo.es/modaparis/gaultier/modelo1.jpg

gucci:

http://www.greystone.ru/foto/links/gucci.jpg


i found this while i googled gucci...just thought id post it here...


http://www.hollywood.it/images/gucci.jpg

Well none of that is very flattering to my figure.

How about Bemidji Woolen Works?

 

[glamorilla]

i could make you cum the way i work wool on the body.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

i could make you cum the way i work wool on the body.

Would this require my large Hudsonbay blanket or just a small peice of wool?

 

[OneKinkyFox]

I've lurked for more than a year, but only posted a few times, so I guess I am still a newbie.

1)why did you pick your screename?

It's an inside joke between my husband and I that wouldn't make sense to anyone else without a lengthy explanation.

2)male or female?

Female

3)quote yourself...not a quote by someone else but something you say that is uniquely you.

"Thats Queen, Goddess, Bitch to you"

4)gucci or gaultier?

Gucci

5)what was the last good movie you saw?

I can't remember the last time I saw a good movie.

6)pick one person you'd want to be stranded with on a desert island.

My husband. He's got the skills to keep us alive and we have great conversations. Plus, he is the best lover I've ever had.

7)whats the most romantic song you can think of? the best one to have dirty sex to?

I like too much music to pick the best or most of anything.

8)got any gay brothers and if so are they single?

Nope, sorry. I have a few friends tho. *winks*

9)what is your position on anal sex?

If I'm receiving, I'm all for it.

10)on blow jobs?

Yummy

11)what did you want to be when you grow up?

I don't wanna grow up, do I have to?

12)name your vice.

Caffeine and chocolate are the only two I feel like revealing right now.

*13) what was your last fantasy...not a fantasy but the last one that got you off.

Heh, wouldn't you like to know?

*14)marital status and stance:single,married,involved,want to be,want to get out?

Very married. See above.

*15)are you getting dressed up for halloween? whats your costume?

Nope, no custume this year.

 

[Cytra]

1)why did you pick your screename? It's just a twist.. my real name is Tracy

2)male or female? Female

3)quote yourself...not a quote by someone else but something you say that is uniquely you. I say a lot of weird stuff... but I like to Cytranize people...

4)gucci or gaultier? I would have to go with Gaultier

5)what was the last good movie you saw? In theatres... Pirates of the Caribbean.. although Freddie VS Jason had me peeing my panties

6)pick one person you'd want to be stranded with on a desert island. The one that can make me beg...

7)whats the most romantic song you can think of? the best one to have dirty sex to? Nothing like rain and heavy breathing.. anything hard..

8)got any gay brothers and if so are they single? No

9)what is your position on anal sex? Doggie

10)on blow jobs? On my knees

11)what did you want to be when you grow up? I've wanted to be many things.. Nurse, lawyer, UFOlogist, programmer, now I'll settle for freelance webdesign and a career that consists of traveling the world.

12)name your vice. I flirt too much for my own good..

*13) what was your last fantasy...not a fantasy but the last one that got you off. Stranded on a desert island

*14)marital status and stance:single,married,involved,want to be,want to get out? Married

*15)are you getting dressed up for halloween? whats your costume? French maid

 

[Debbie]

*bump & grind*

 

[Vixandra]

1)why did you pick your screename?
Because it suits me- I'm a vixen, a creature of cunning and craft, playful and deadly and occasionaly beautiful but always dangerous.

2)male or female?
Female

3)quote yourself...not a quote by someone else but something you say that is uniquely you.
The GB isn't as nice as some of the other forums... not sure why but it isn't.

4)gucci or gaultier?
I'm a Dior kind of girl, but Hypnotic Poisen only. Other then that- eclectic.

5)what was the last good movie you saw?
Matrix Revolutions was cool

6)pick one person you'd want to be stranded with on a desert island.
From lit? Probably Dark Talon. Real life- my beloved.

7)whats the most romantic song you can think of? the best one to have dirty sex to?
Spanish Eyes; "I wanna fuck a dog in the ass" by Blink182
8)got any gay brothers and if so are they single?
Um... nope, couple of gay friends though if you're really looking.

9)what is your position on anal sex?
Normally on my knees... oh you mean whether its good or not? Yeah, sure, great.
10)on blow jobs?
I'll give when the mood strikes me and will use it as foreplay the rest of the time.
11)what did you want to be when you grow up?
A writer or artist or High Priestess
12)name your vice.
Chocolate and Coca-Cola Classic.
*13) what was your last fantasy...not a fantasy but the last one that got you off.
The one where its two guys at once and...

*14)marital status and stance:single,married,involved,want to be,want to get out?
Married, very happily, not seeking anyone else
*15)are you getting dressed up for halloween? whats your costume?
Gothic Run Away Princess in my "Come fuck me boots."

 

[mrsmiawallace]

[1)why did you pick your screename?
IT wasn't taken

2)male or female?
Female

3)quote yourself...not a quote by someone else but something you say that is uniquely you.
Can't think of anything uniquely me.

4)gucci or gaultier?
Gucci

5)what was the last good movie you saw?
Tomb Raider Cradle of life (I liked it, no one else did)

6)pick one person you'd want to be stranded with on a desert island.
One person? Ican't even pick which sex

7)whats the most romantic song you can think of? the best one to have dirty sex to?
Anything with a hot rhythm

8)got any gay brothers and if so are they single?
No, but my best friend is gay and he is single

9)what is your position on anal sex?
from behind

10)on blow jobs?
Only if you reciprocate

11)what did you want to be when you grow up?
A scientist

12)name your vice.
Probably cigarettes

*13) what was your last fantasy...not a fantasy but the last one that got you off.
Sex in a strip club

*14)marital status and stance:single,married,involved,want to be,want to get out?
Married and loving it

*15)are you getting dressed up for halloween? whats your costume? I did. We went as Heff and a playboy bunny (Lame I know)

 

[SethRD]

1)why did you pick your screename?
Seth is my frist name. RD are my middle and last initials.

2)male or female?
Male.

3)quote yourself...not a quote by someone else but something you say that is uniquely you.
"Smack her with your penis!"

4)gucci or gaultier?
Gucci hun!

5)what was the last good movie you saw?
Matrix Revolutions

6)pick one person you'd want to be stranded with on a desert island.
BedBunny

7)whats the most romantic song you can think of? the best one to have dirty sex to?
I don't know?

8)got any gay brothers and if so are they single?
No, but I have a bi brother. He is taken though, sorry.

9)what is your position on anal sex?
I'm all for it. Recieving, never tried, but willing to if I trust the person.

10)on blow jobs?
Giving and recieveing is a go.

11)what did you want to be when you grow up?
Alive?

12)name your vice.
Mt. Dew Code Red

*13) what was your last fantasy...not a fantasy but the last one that got you off.
Being teased by a teacher.

*14)marital status and stance:single,married,involved,want to be,want to get out?
Single and looking hard. Willing to wait for her/him though.

*15)are you getting dressed up for halloween? whats your costume?
Yeah, I got dressed up. I was a hooker.

 

[sensualteaser]

1)why did you pick your screename?
I've been called a tease many times and during intimacy I like to be very sensual.

2)male or female?
female

3)quote yourself...not a quote by someone else but something you say that is uniquely you.
"you punk arse"

4)gucci or gaultier?
gucci i guess.

5)what was the last good movie you saw?
just married on dvd.

6)pick one person you'd want to be stranded with on a desert island.
my man.

7)whats the most romantic song you can think of? the best one to have dirty sex to?
romantic song- slow jams (can't think of one in particular)
dirty sex song- this one song from ludacris.

8)got any gay brothers and if so are they single?
no sorry. my brother is not gay. i do how ever have a close friend who is, but i'm not sure if he is still single or not.

9)what is your position on anal sex?
receiving end of course. still trying "devirginize" that.

10)on blow jobs?
i love pleasing my man with those. he loves it too.

11)what did you want to be when you grow up?
a teacher, secretary, something in the office, nurse, actress. now that i'm grown up...i don't know what i want to be.

12)name your vice.
????

*13) what was your last fantasy...not a fantasy but the last one that got you off.
office sex.

*14)marital status and stance:single,married,involved,want to be,want to get out?
long term relationship. been together for 3 years now. no rush into marriage.

*15)are you getting dressed up for halloween? whats your costume?
halloween had already passed. i was a sexy kitty.

 

[PinkOrchid]

 

[Mountain Man]

Not a newbie...but haven't done this before


1)why did you pick your screename?

When I registered, I had just come back from a climbing trip to Peru..It seemed to fit.

2)male or female?

Male

3)quote yourself...not a quote by someone else but something you say that is uniquely you.

When some one asked me why I whent on the trips to climb...the first thing i though of was "Why Not?"....and they didn't reall have a comeback to that.

4)gucci or gaultier?

More of an Arcterryx/North Face Kind of Guy

5)what was the last good movie you saw?

They still Make good movies???

6)pick one person you'd want to be stranded with on a desert island.

my wife

8)got any gay brothers and if so are they single?

Not brothers...but an uncle...but he's taken...sorry

9)what is your position on anal sex?

on top...

10)on blow jobs?

yes please

11)what did you want to be when you grow up?

An Achitect

12)name your vice.

climbing gear

*13) what was your last fantasy...not a fantasy but the last one that got you off.

watching my wife with one of her friends...works too.

*14)marital status and stance:single,married,involved,want to be,want to get out?

Married

*15)are you getting dressed up for halloween? whats your costume?

I did...kids picked it..Lion tamer...our dog(yellow lab) was the lion