midwestyankee
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I missed my grandfather today. He's been dead for a few years.
So I texted him.
Let me know if he gets back to you. I want to get on his plan.
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I missed my grandfather today. He's been dead for a few years.
So I texted him.
Let me know if he gets back to you. I want to get on his plan.
Want to tell me how to explain to the night nurse why I almost fell out of my bed laughing just short of freaking midnight???oh god. please. please do NOT tell me about how you desperately just want a good spanking.
I will give it to you. Or I'll watch while my partner does. Watch your words oh so carefully, darlin', or you might get what you're asking for and I'm not sure you want that line of our friendship crossed.
Holy hell this woman can be a trial.
Want to tell me how to explain to the night nurse why I almost fell out of my bed laughing just short of freaking midnight???
That was me! I had to change my cell number recently. I must have gotten your Loved One's old number. shit I was wondering about all of these wierd texts.He did.
He said "Who this"?
I dyed my own hair tonight for the first time ever. I couldn't stand the sight of the roots anymore, so I just did it myself, rather than waiting for someone else to help me with it. I got hair dye all over myself, but I think I did ok with my actual hair. I'll look closer at it tomorrow, but I don't have obvious roots anymore, so it's a definite improvement.

I've dyed my hair several times. I've finally grown it all out so my hair is my natural color. When I was in the dying phase I accidentally got dye on my bathroom counter. It was permanently stained so I got a sea sponge and used up the rest of the dye to make the counter look like the splotches were intentional. I was so proud of myself after that incident,
That was a little random, but your post reminded me of that day.

And now I've just opened a letter from the company that empties my two waste bins every week. It begins "V Ltd are on a journey of Transforming Waste and we are helping our customers to improve their sustainability credentials".
In other words, they're putting their prices up....
Does no-one speak plain English any more?



My baby, my 21-year-old horse I've had since I was in the 9th grade, is sick. He colicked, and nobody knows how long he was down before he was found. My mother called to tell me, and at first, she thought he was getting better, but he appears to have gone downhill since then. I'm about to go down there myself to sit with him tonight.
I try not to do this because I know it's annoying/obnoxious, but if y'all have any extra good thoughts you need to get rid of, I'll be happy to take them tonight. Thank you all, and I love you.
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My baby, my 21-year-old horse I've had since I was in the 9th grade, is sick.
Edit: Well, my mother called again and said she thinks they can handle it now. So I guess I'm on standby here for the time being. I still won't turn down any good thoughts you might have, though.
My baby, my 21-year-old horse I've had since I was in the 9th grade, is sick. He colicked, and nobody knows how long he was down before he was found. My mother called to tell me, and at first, she thought he was getting better, but he appears to have gone downhill since then. I'm about to go down there myself to sit with him tonight.
I try not to do this because I know it's annoying/obnoxious, but if y'all have any extra good thoughts you need to get rid of, I'll be happy to take them tonight. Thank you all, and I love you.
Edit: Well, my mother called again and said she thinks they can handle it now. So I guess I'm on standby here for the time being. I still won't turn down any good thoughts you might have, though.
My baby, my 21-year-old horse I've had since I was in the 9th grade, is sick. He colicked, and nobody knows how long he was down before he was found. My mother called to tell me, and at first, she thought he was getting better, but he appears to have gone downhill since then. I'm about to go down there myself to sit with him tonight.
I try not to do this because I know it's annoying/obnoxious, but if y'all have any extra good thoughts you need to get rid of, I'll be happy to take them tonight. Thank you all, and I love you.
Edit: Well, my mother called again and said she thinks they can handle it now. So I guess I'm on standby here for the time being. I still won't turn down any good thoughts you might have, though.
