The new '5 Things You Never Knew About Me' Thread

[Guest]

#1. I am a chainsmoker
#2. I am younger than I look
#3. I prefer to be on the bottom
#4. I have rather small breasts
#5. I have no life, accept the internet

 

[DeityMun]

#3. I prefer to be on the bottom
#5. I have no life, accept the internet

Wanna join the club?

 

[LordOfDarkness]

#1. I am a chainsmoker
#2. I am younger than I look
#3. I prefer to be on the bottom
#4. I have rather small breasts
#5. I have no life, accept the internet

I smoke chains and cigarettes too.

My actual age is a few thousand years old.

Top for me.

I like small breasts. I heard that if you swallow semen, you breasts can be bigger and firmer.

I have no life too. In fact I'm dead.

I hope that you're a female.

 

[Guest]

YES!!!

Wanna join the club?

There is a club? *To herself* 'Oooooo, I'm gonna be in a club!!'

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: The new '5 Things You Never Knew About Me' Thread

I smoke chains and cigarettes too.
My actual age is a few thousand years old.
Top for me.
I like small breasts. I heard that if you swallow semen, you breasts can be bigger and firmer.
I have no life too. In fact I'm dead.
I hope that you're a female.

Yes, yes I am.

 

[intrigued]

Re: Re: The new '5 Things You Never Knew About Me' Thread

I smoke chains and cigarettes too.

My actual age is a few thousand years old.

Top for me.

I like small breasts. I heard that if you swallow semen, you breasts can be bigger and firmer.

I have no life too. In fact I'm dead.

I hope that you're a female.

LOL....!


Stonefox...please, neva, neva say you have no life other than the internet, you will be attacked and trolled beyond belief!

You sound perfectly normal, and lovely.

Got 5 more?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: The new '5 Things You Never Knew About Me' Thread

LOL....!


Stonefox...please, neva, neva say you have no life other than the internet, you will be attacked and trolled beyond belief!

You sound perfectly normal, and lovely.

Got 5 more?

Well, thank you. I don't know... 5 more? Won't that just make me look like more of a loser? I don't want to be a loser.

 

[Guest]

 

[DeityMun]

Re: YES!!!

There is a club? *To herself* 'Oooooo, I'm gonna be in a club!!'

Sure! You can be.. Vice President or something.

That way, if I'm shot or something in the line of duty, you're right there to take over.


I really have no idea what I'm talking about.

 

[intrigued]

Re: Re: Re: Re: The new '5 Things You Never Knew About Me' Thread

Well, thank you. I don't know... 5 more? Won't that just make me look like more of a loser? I don't want to be a loser.

Nah, it just means you know yourself well enough and are confident to share 5 more things with us.

MaximusPhalicius....oh yes, its a very interesting place. Keep reading.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: YES!!!

Sure! You can be.. Vice President or something.
That way, if I'm shot or something in the line of duty, you're right there to take over.
I really have no idea what I'm talking about.

Aw, that's okay. Neither do I half the time!

 

[DeityMun]

Re: Re: Re: YES!!!

Aw, that's okay. Neither do I half the time!

See then! You'd be a great VP. People will hardly notice the change if I'm gone... except, you have breasts and I don't.

 

[NewNCguy]

my five

My five.
1. I lost part of a thumb in a table saw accident when I was 14.
2. If I were a dog I would be 315 years old.
3. I like the color blue.
4. The older I get the more laid back I get.
5. It's been so long I don't remember if I like it on the top or bottom.

 

[lovetoread]

• I like to wear only panties and a t-shirt at home.
• I sing in my car.
• I have a phone phobia, I dont like to use them.
• I like boy bands
• I am shy

 

[Guest]

anyone else?

C'mon... anyone else with five things?

 

[fanzee1]

1. I want a cat.
2. My favorite color is red, it's way ahead of anything else.
3. During the summer, I live for my softball games.
4. I have, more than once, actually purchased new underwear rather than do laundry.
5. I love eminem's latest album.

 

[Trail48]

1. have a large scar under the hair on my scalp
2. Never once smoked
3. don't like beer (and I'm a construction worker)
4. I'm an adrenalin junkie
5. Never thought I could fall in love again

 

[Guest]

4. I have, more than once, actually purchased new underwear rather than do laundry.

Wow. I admire you for admitting that!

 

[fanzee1]

Wow. I admire you for admitting that!

hehe. thanx.








i think.

 

[Guest]

hehe. thanx.
i think.

Not many men would admit to somthing like that, I just think you are brave doing so!

 

[Trail48]

Wow. I admire you for admitting that!

You mean everybody doesn't??

 

[Guest]

You mean everybody doesn't??

What, buy new underware rather than do laundry?

 

[Trail48]

What, buy new underware rather than do laundry?

yeppers....not always of course, but there are those times.....

 

[fanzee1]

You mean everybody doesn't??

lol

 

[Guest]

yeppers....not always of course, but there are those times.....

Yeah, if your a man!!!