The Multi-Topic Thread

[Eumenides]

I was cleaning for the last hour, and I tend to let my mind wander when I'm doing that. (Which explains why i stuck my hand in verrry hot water and was surprised) But I digress. The point is, I thought of a bunch of thread ideas, and instead of clogging the GB with a bunch of Eumenides Tripe, I have condensed it into one thread. It's like a reader's digest version.


~Any suggestions for getting a HUGE coffee stain out of a carpet? Like Toothpaste and windex and a newborn calf?


~Lit Awards. Give an award to someone. I nominate IFB for Best Rap on a Porn Board.


~I keep putting lotion on my hands about every hour. I soak em, lotion em. I don't soak em, lotion em. I lotion lotion lotion, and stil when I wake up they are scarier than any horror movie you can imagine. Or at least they feel scary.


~What do you d when you can't sleep? How many of you pop onto lit?


Okay, that's it for now, but as editor and publisher of this thread, I reserve the right to bring up any topic I wish. Hijack at will.

 

[Jim_Henson]

~Any suggestions for getting a HUGE coffee stain out of a carpet? Like Toothpaste and windex and a newborn calf?

Baking powder, and a lil water

~Lit Awards. Give an award to someone. I nominate IFB for Best Rap on a Porn Board.

Bad Kitty for having muppet babies

~I keep putting lotion on my hands about every hour. I soak em, lotion em. I don't soak em, lotion em. I lotion lotion lotion, and stil when I wake up they are scarier than any horror movie you can imagine. Or at least they feel scary.

She puts the lotion on her skin, or she gets the hose again

~What do you d when you can't sleep? How many of you pop onto lit?
Yup

Is this a multiple choice test?

 

[cybergirly]

I can help with the hands thing. Simple really, vasaline.
Find some cotton gloves, slather your hands in vasaline before bed, put the gloves on. In the morning... WaLa silky smooth hands. This also works for your feet, substitute socks for gloves of course.


So I need to know if yellow and burgandy go together? Actually yellow burgandy and green.

 

[Jim_Henson]

You want the girl to lube up with vaseline, but her hands?

I'm coming over

 

[Eumenides]

So I need to know if yellow and burgandy go together? Actually yellow burgandy and green.

Thanks, girly. Woulda been confused with gloves on my feet.

I would have to see the shades of each color to really be able to tell...but on a whim, I'd say yes.

 

[TWB]

Astroglide makes my penis dry if I use it too often.

 

[Eumenides]

Astroglide makes my penis dry if I use it too often.

You know, if I really really try, I can make this statement apply to all of the topics mentioned.

 

[TWB]

It is too expensive to use astroglide to remove coffee stains, although it does a fine job.

 

[cybergirly]

You want the girl to lube up with vaseline, but her hands?

I'm coming over

Is that so wrong? Her fingers need to be able to slide into tight plac... err umm nevermind.

 

[Georgia Girl]

I'm clueless on awards

The lotion thing is covered

Stanley makes a product called "Orange Miracle", it will get out anything I've come up against.

Yes I pop into Lit when I can't sleep and carry on half-wit conversations. I apologize the next day typically.

 

[honeylick]

~Any suggestions for getting a HUGE coffee stain out of a carpet? Like Toothpaste and windex and a newborn calf?


~Lit Awards. Give an award to someone. I nominate IFB for Best Rap on a Porn Board.


~I keep putting lotion on my hands about every hour. I soak em, lotion em. I don't soak em, lotion em. I lotion lotion lotion, and stil when I wake up they are scarier than any horror movie you can imagine. Or at least they feel scary.


~What do you d when you can't sleep? How many of you pop onto lit?


Okay, that's it for now, but as editor and publisher of this thread, I reserve the right to bring up any topic I wish. Hijack at will.

- vinegar solution - 1/3 cup to 2/3 cup water, blot excess and then use a little dish detergent and scrub a little. that's what heloise recommended... i'm a resolve girl myself...

- killswitch: best village idiot this board has seen in awhile

- try some lotion with alpha-hydroxy in it... it will help buff away the dead skin to let the moisturizer thru to the new soft skin

- can't sleep? one word: ativan

 

[Jim_Henson]

Is that so wrong? Her fingers need to be able to slide into tight plac... err umm nevermind.

I already said I'm coming over... pick you up?

 

[kotori]

Re: Re: The Multi-Topic Thread

~Any suggestions for getting a HUGE coffee stain out of a carpet? Like Toothpaste and windex and a newborn calf?

More coffee. Over the rest of it.

~Lit Awards. Give an award to someone. I nominate IFB for Best Rap on a Porn Board.

I nominate Spineroonie -- Favorite Undergrad (male)

~I keep putting lotion on my hands about every hour. I soak em, lotion em. I don't soak em, lotion em. I lotion lotion lotion, and stil when I wake up they are scarier than any horror movie you can imagine. Or at least they feel scary.

Lanolin, natural sheep fleece lanolin. (It can be arranged).

~What do you d when you can't sleep? How many of you pop onto lit?
Sometimes. Light a cigarette, read a few posts. Hmm.

 

[Eumenides]

Kotori always has the magic answers.

*looks at vinegar solution in one hand, coffee in the other*

Damn. I can't decide!


I'll just ponder it over another cigarette.

 

[freakygirl]

As for the carpet.. there is a product in the automotive section of most stores (I buy it at WalMart) called Castrol Super Clean. It comes in a pretty purple bottle.

Their slogan is "If it doesn't come clean with SuperClean. It won't come clean". Tis true. I use it in my carpet shampooer diluted with water to clean my carpets. It can be used straight but you must do a spot test first. It could remove the coloring if you aren't careful. (Had to replace rugs because of this..)

 

[Eumenides]

So I see I'm off to the store tomorrow. I cannot let my grandmother see this carpet like this!

 

[TWB]

New carpet works.

 

[cybergirly]

I already said I'm coming over... pick you up?

You haven't left yet?

 

[Eumenides]

New carpet works.

Come install it for me? And pay for it? It really does seem so much less of a hassle.

 

[kotori]

So I see I'm off to the store tomorrow. I cannot let my grandmother see this carpet like this!

Blame it on "that damn cat." Or rather "those damn cats."

 

[Jim_Henson]

You haven't left yet?

Well I still have a few days to beat the duck... should I have left now?

 

[freakygirl]

Would a throw rug look totally out of place?

 

[TWB]

Come install it for me? And pay for it? It really does seem so much less of a hassle.

OK, but I really am all thumbs and tounges. It might look funny.

 

[Eumenides]

Blame it on "that damn cat." Or rather "those damn cats."

They'd never believe it. They act so angelic when others are around. Everybody's fooled.

 

[cybergirly]

Would a throw rug look totally out of place?

Great idea.