BlackShanglan
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The miracle of modern medicine
Tch. They could have just asked me.
- Shanglan
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Spank helps beat blues
By EMMA MORTON
GETTING a smack on the backside can cheer you up, an expert claimed yesterday.
Being spanked daily by a member of the opposite sex is said to help beat stress and depression.
It may ease withdrawal symptoms for drink and drug addicts. And even whipping yourself is thought to be beneficial.
Dr Sergei Speransky, director of Biological Sciences at Siberia’s highly-respected Novosibirsk Institute, made the findings.
He said the stinging sessions activate endorphin receptors, creating a rush of feel-good hormones.
Dr Speransky led a study of 20 recovering addicts. They were whipped, or whipped themselves, 60 times on the buttocks each day for a month.
He admitted they didn’t like it at first. But he added: “When they started to feel the benefits they kept asking for more.
“The patient starts seeing only bright colours in the surrounding world, the heartache disappears — though it will take time for the buttocks to heal.”
Tch. They could have just asked me.
- Shanglan
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Spank helps beat blues
By EMMA MORTON
GETTING a smack on the backside can cheer you up, an expert claimed yesterday.
Being spanked daily by a member of the opposite sex is said to help beat stress and depression.
It may ease withdrawal symptoms for drink and drug addicts. And even whipping yourself is thought to be beneficial.
Dr Sergei Speransky, director of Biological Sciences at Siberia’s highly-respected Novosibirsk Institute, made the findings.
He said the stinging sessions activate endorphin receptors, creating a rush of feel-good hormones.
Dr Speransky led a study of 20 recovering addicts. They were whipped, or whipped themselves, 60 times on the buttocks each day for a month.
He admitted they didn’t like it at first. But he added: “When they started to feel the benefits they kept asking for more.
“The patient starts seeing only bright colours in the surrounding world, the heartache disappears — though it will take time for the buttocks to heal.”
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The last person of the opposite sex to spank me nearly received an elbow to the eye and my eternal disdain. Just sayin'... 
