The mighty "I just don't get it..." cliche' erotic turn-ons thread

[Beandip478]

I'll start. There are two fantasy turn-ons which, at least at one time, were "classics." I never understood either one:
1) The nurse fantasy. Why a nurse makes some guys feel horny I will never know. Plus, nurse equals being in a hospital--about the least sexy setting I can think of. But to each, his own.
2) The lady state trooper who pulls you over for speeding. Let me put it this way: Huh?
Like I say, if it floats you're boat, go for it. This thread is just intended for us to have a little fun. Go ahead, suggest some of your own!

 

[Dearelliot]

I like both...but as far as not understanding other people's fantasies...Wow that opens a real can of worms...I don't want to denigrate anyone's else's fantasy so I wont mention any but geez, those are two of the tamest.

 

[Beandip478]

I like both...but as far as not understanding other people's fantasies...Wow that opens a real can of worms...I don't want to denigrate anyone's else's fantasy so I wont mention any but geez, those are two of the tamest.

Perhaps I should have expressed my intention better. I'm not seeking to understand and certainly not denigrate other people's fantasies. This was more a throwback to reading Penthouse Letters, if you're old enough to remember that. Or seeing the covers of some of the cheesier girly magazines or el cheapo porn VHS back in the day. You'd see the lady copy or the bosomy nurse so often you could only shake your hear and chortle.

 

[Dearelliot]

I love dark eyed, sexy nurses or any dark eyed sexy lady, and agreed, except when I'm in the hospital, nothing sexy then.

Gosh, yes, I'm old enough—91—so yes, I did use to read Penthouse letters. and I loved the old mags with the busty ladies on the cover. Loved Candy Samples, one of the few names I can remember...I may still find a few in my cellar. I recall when Esquire mag was considered sexy. Tough times back when, no bare nipples allowed! We pervs were grateful for small favors.

 

[lifeis2short2b]

I just don't get this thread !

 

[live4thebj]

Bodily fluids. Phlegm and urine especially.

 

[PapaRomantic]

When I was younger, there was a husband and wife who were both state troopers.

She looked far better in her uniform than he did.

 

[12gone]

Bimbos- usually plastic looking women. If they don't look like a real human being, I can't get into it.

 

[Beandip478]

When I was younger, there was a husband and wife who were both state troopers.

She looked far better in her uniform than he did.

Ha ha!

 

[Beandip478]

Giant fake breasts. Or any size fake breasts. Total turn-off, because they are so obviously not breasts!

 

[LeeKee]

Giant fake breasts. Or any size fake breasts. Total turn-off, because they are so obviously not breasts!

Everyone claims that tough persona "id rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not"
...then get fake tits, fake eyelashes, fake nails, fake eyebrows, fake ass implants, fake lips, shit load of make up, fake hair color, fake profile...


WTF? Whatever.
Then when someone actually lives it, they are truly hated. Again...the fuck?

 

[Michael_Keaton]

I'll start. There are two fantasy turn-ons which, at least at one time, were "classics." I never understood either one:
1) The nurse fantasy. Why a nurse makes some guys feel horny I will never know. Plus, nurse equals being in a hospital--about the least sexy setting I can think of. But to each, his own.
2) The lady state trooper who pulls you over for speeding. Let me put it this way: Huh?
Like I say, if it floats you're boat, go for it. This thread is just intended for us to have a little fun. Go ahead, suggest some of your own!

Oh, I get the nurse thing! I've always fantasized about nurses not because of their appearance but because they know everything about the male body and how it works. I've always believed that a horny nurse could turn a guy inside out - and that's not a bad thing!

Edit: By coincidence, the thread directly below this one when I was posting it was about fuck-me shoes. Now THERE is a fantasy I don't get! Shoes, feet, I don't have anything against them but I don't see them as being sexy. Although I'll confess that as I was sucking on a lady's big toe (her idea, not mine) I did have some bi thoughts go through my mind.

 

[FlirtyWordy]

Incest mostly makes me say WTF and makes me say ‘I don’t get it’. I understand in theory, and a fantasy is a fantasy, but I just don’t get any kind of effect off it… neither turn-on, nor disgust. Neutral, I’d say.

But that's kind of how fantasy works, right? My approach is to remember that just because I don't find a person's particular fantasies or interests hot, doesn't mean they're not ... to that person.

Different brains, different nervous systems and different experiences result in myriad sexual interests and expressions and kinks and fantasies.

As for "understanding" someone else's fantasies, that's tilting at windmills, in my opinion. Hell, I don't even understand some of my own fantasies and kinks!

 

[1DarkNightOwl]

1) The nurse fantasy.

I think nurses are the front of the British NHS and as such an attractive woman in a nurses uniform does provoke some positive feelings.

Note, that when I say nurses uniform I'm not talking the slutty costumes from Ann Summers. I agree with you, who has a fantasy of being ill, in hospital or any medical procedure escapes me.

2) The lady state trooper who pulls you over for speeding.

No explanation needed...I'll file this along with prison porn. WTF.

 

[BillyWalrus]

Hell, I don't even understand some of my own fantasies and kinks!

Now that is the absolute truth!

 

[BillyWalrus]

Yeah. I’m not a fan either, if they’re done purely for cosmetic reasons. On the other hand, there’s something lovely about them for a woman who needs them for some reason that’s not cosmetic.

Yes, indeed. My trans girlfriend wanted breasts for 37 years and she finally got them a couple of years ago. They look wonderful!

 

[1DarkNightOwl]

Giant fake breasts

Yep, we are on the same page.

I prefer no breasts over giant ones. I will leave fake out of my post as this aspect doesn't bother me. I emphasise giant.

 

[Deadbed1968]

I really don’t get the whole gagging thing. Why on earth would someone on either side of the equation find this erotic? “Oh look, I’m about to throw up in his lap” or “Oh look, I’m about to get thrown up on”. SMH

 

[1DarkNightOwl]

I really don’t get the whole gagging thing. Why on earth would someone on either side of the equation find this erotic? “Oh look, I’m about to throw up in his lap” or “Oh look, I’m about to get thrown up on”. SMH

One of the worst things in porn. Leeds to the thoughts, you know what, time to do that ironing.

 

[desibabe2705]

The bodybuilder thing. I was with a really jacked up guy once, it was terrible. I want to cuddle after fucking, not sleep next to a rock.

 

[1DarkNightOwl]

The bodybuilder thing. I was with a really jacked up guy once, it was terrible. I want to cuddle after fucking, not sleep next to a rock.

I love a good cuddle after sex. More so If that sex ended with a creampie.

 

[FlirtyWordy]

None of us chooses our erotic blueprints, preferences, fantasies and so on. Many turn-ons can in fact be connected to a core need, whether from childhood or adult life.

For example, a nurse fantasy might be connected to the desire to be taken care of. An incest fantasy might be a reflection of a deep love — or sometimes antipathy — toward a particular family member. I won't venture to speculate exactly why gagging is a turn-on for some (not me; I instinctively recoil from anything that appears truly violent), but it is, after all, just another flavor of BDSM .

I am turned off by countless things that others find hot. But I try to remember that, so long as it's consensual and not harming anyone against their will, it really doesn't matter what I think.

In fact, I often wish some alien force would descend upon earth and make our sexual proclivities, preferences and fantasies visible to all — I always think of a little thought bubble that would accompany everyone everywhere. I think many of the anti-sex (in its many manifestations) scolds would be revealed as having kinks no less than the rest of us.

 

[bumpinthenight2022]

I'll start. There are two fantasy turn-ons which, at least at one time, were "classics." I never understood either one:
1) The nurse fantasy. Why a nurse makes some guys feel horny I will never know. Plus, nurse equals being in a hospital--about the least sexy setting I can think of. But to each, his own.
2) The lady state trooper who pulls you over for speeding. Let me put it this way: Huh?
Like I say, if it floats you're boat, go for it. This thread is just intended for us to have a little fun. Go ahead, suggest some of your own!

These sound like the male version of women loving men in uniform.