The mighty "I just don't get it..." cliche' erotic turn-ons thread

[Beandip478]

I'll start. There are two fantasy turn-ons which, at least at one time, were "classics." I never understood either one:
1) The nurse fantasy. Why a nurse makes some guys feel horny I will never know. Plus, nurse equals being in a hospital--about the least sexy setting I can think of. But to each, his own.
2) The lady state trooper who pulls you over for speeding. Let me put it this way: Huh?
Like I say, if it floats you're boat, go for it. This thread is just intended for us to have a little fun. Go ahead, suggest some of your own!

 

[Dearelliot]

I like both...but as far as not understanding other people's fantasies...Wow that opens a real can of worms...I don't want to denigrate anyone's else's fantasy so I wont mention any but geez, those are two of the tamest.

 

[Beandip478]

I like both...but as far as not understanding other people's fantasies...Wow that opens a real can of worms...I don't want to denigrate anyone's else's fantasy so I wont mention any but geez, those are two of the tamest.

Perhaps I should have expressed my intention better. I'm not seeking to understand and certainly not denigrate other people's fantasies. This was more a throwback to reading Penthouse Letters, if you're old enough to remember that. Or seeing the covers of some of the cheesier girly magazines or el cheapo porn VHS back in the day. You'd see the lady copy or the bosomy nurse so often you could only shake your hear and chortle.

 

[Dearelliot]

I love dark eyed, sexy nurses or any dark eyed sexy lady, and agreed, except when I'm in the hospital, nothing sexy then.

Gosh, yes, I'm old enough—91—so yes, I did use to read Penthouse letters. and I loved the old mags with the busty ladies on the cover. Loved Candy Samples, one of the few names I can remember...I may still find a few in my cellar. I recall when Esquire mag was considered sexy. Tough times back when, no bare nipples allowed! We pervs were grateful for small favors.

 

[lifeis2short2b]

I just don't get this thread !

 

[live4thebj]

Bodily fluids. Phlegm and urine especially.

 

[PapaRomantic]

When I was younger, there was a husband and wife who were both state troopers.

She looked far better in her uniform than he did.