The mighty "I just don't get it..." cliche' erotic turn-ons thread

[Beandip478]

I'll start. There are two fantasy turn-ons which, at least at one time, were "classics." I never understood either one:
1) The nurse fantasy. Why a nurse makes some guys feel horny I will never know. Plus, nurse equals being in a hospital--about the least sexy setting I can think of. But to each, his own.
2) The lady state trooper who pulls you over for speeding. Let me put it this way: Huh?
Like I say, if it floats you're boat, go for it. This thread is just intended for us to have a little fun. Go ahead, suggest some of your own!

 

[Dearelliot]

I like both...but as far as not understanding other people's fantasies...Wow that opens a real can of worms...I don't want to denigrate anyone's else's fantasy so I wont mention any but geez, those are two of the tamest.

 

[Beandip478]

I like both...but as far as not understanding other people's fantasies...Wow that opens a real can of worms...I don't want to denigrate anyone's else's fantasy so I wont mention any but geez, those are two of the tamest.

Perhaps I should have expressed my intention better. I'm not seeking to understand and certainly not denigrate other people's fantasies. This was more a throwback to reading Penthouse Letters, if you're old enough to remember that. Or seeing the covers of some of the cheesier girly magazines or el cheapo porn VHS back in the day. You'd see the lady copy or the bosomy nurse so often you could only shake your hear and chortle.

 

[Dearelliot]

I love dark eyed, sexy nurses or any dark eyed sexy lady, and agreed, except when I'm in the hospital, nothing sexy then.

Gosh, yes, I'm old enough—91—so yes, I did use to read Penthouse letters. and I loved the old mags with the busty ladies on the cover. Loved Candy Samples, one of the few names I can remember...I may still find a few in my cellar. I recall when Esquire mag was considered sexy. Tough times back when, no bare nipples allowed! We pervs were grateful for small favors.

 

[lifeis2short2b]

I just don't get this thread !

 

[live4thebj]

Bodily fluids. Phlegm and urine especially.

 

[PapaRomantic]

When I was younger, there was a husband and wife who were both state troopers.

She looked far better in her uniform than he did.

 

[12gone]

Bimbos- usually plastic looking women. If they don't look like a real human being, I can't get into it.

 

[Coconutty70]

Incest mostly makes me say WTF and makes me say ‘I don’t get it’. I understand in theory, and a fantasy is a fantasy, but I just don’t get any kind of effect off it… neither turn-on, nor disgust. Neutral, I’d say.

 

[Beandip478]

When I was younger, there was a husband and wife who were both state troopers.

She looked far better in her uniform than he did.

Ha ha!

 

[Beandip478]

Giant fake breasts. Or any size fake breasts. Total turn-off, because they are so obviously not breasts!

 

[Coconutty70]

Giant fake breasts. Or any size fake breasts. Total turn-off, because they are so obviously not breasts!

Yeah. I’m not a fan either, if they’re done purely for cosmetic reasons. On the other hand, there’s something lovely about them for a woman who needs them for some reason that’s not cosmetic.

 

[LeeKee]

Giant fake breasts. Or any size fake breasts. Total turn-off, because they are so obviously not breasts!

Everyone claims that tough persona "id rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not"
...then get fake tits, fake eyelashes, fake nails, fake eyebrows, fake ass implants, fake lips, shit load of make up, fake hair color, fake profile...


WTF? Whatever.
Then when someone actually lives it, they are truly hated. Again...the fuck?

 

[Michael_Keaton]

I'll start. There are two fantasy turn-ons which, at least at one time, were "classics." I never understood either one:
1) The nurse fantasy. Why a nurse makes some guys feel horny I will never know. Plus, nurse equals being in a hospital--about the least sexy setting I can think of. But to each, his own.
2) The lady state trooper who pulls you over for speeding. Let me put it this way: Huh?
Like I say, if it floats you're boat, go for it. This thread is just intended for us to have a little fun. Go ahead, suggest some of your own!

Oh, I get the nurse thing! I've always fantasized about nurses not because of their appearance but because they know everything about the male body and how it works. I've always believed that a horny nurse could turn a guy inside out - and that's not a bad thing!

Edit: By coincidence, the thread directly below this one when I was posting it was about fuck-me shoes. Now THERE is a fantasy I don't get! Shoes, feet, I don't have anything against them but I don't see them as being sexy. Although I'll confess that as I was sucking on a lady's big toe (her idea, not mine) I did have some bi thoughts go through my mind.

 

[FlirtyWordy]

Incest mostly makes me say WTF and makes me say ‘I don’t get it’. I understand in theory, and a fantasy is a fantasy, but I just don’t get any kind of effect off it… neither turn-on, nor disgust. Neutral, I’d say.

But that's kind of how fantasy works, right? My approach is to remember that just because I don't find a person's particular fantasies or interests hot, doesn't mean they're not ... to that person.

Different brains, different nervous systems and different experiences result in myriad sexual interests and expressions and kinks and fantasies.

As for "understanding" someone else's fantasies, that's tilting at windmills, in my opinion. Hell, I don't even understand some of my own fantasies and kinks!