The Metrodance Guidelines for New and Established Posters.

[Oscuridad]

Speaking of those who are missed...

:emote: :emote: :emote:

 

[Metrodance]

How sweet! *smile*

Get the red carpet ready.

And the champagne...

 

[cjh]

How sweet! *smile*

Get the red carpet ready.

And the champagne...

flutes or saucers?

 

[NewEnglandGirl]

These guidelines are perfect. They should be mandatory reading for all newbies. Wait, they should be like driver's license renewals - we should have to re-read and test on them annually!

 

[Oscuridad]

flutes or saucers?

Flutes?

We may need trumpets.

For in Lit the posters are...



Something.

 

[mscreen]

indeed

"Guideline 28: Dancing Banana.
An abomination! A bobbing insult to the eye, it is a masturbatory symbol of puerility and poor choices! Don’t use it – ever!"


Alas.

 

[BBWetKitty]

I miss Metrodance.

 

[mscreen]

gone?

I guess in and out like the tides.

 

[BreeCarter]

The Metrodance Guidelines for New and Established Posters.

beautiful. this should certainly be a sticky.

 

[Oscuridad]

I've frequently thought so.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Everytime this (wonderful) thread is bumped I think she's back. Then she's not.

The disappointment is overwhelming at times.

 

[spacekowboy]

Everytime this (wonderful) thread is bumped I think she's back. Then she's not.

The disappointment is overwhelming at times.

Tis a shame she isn't back , I agree. Along with Midnitegrl. She rocked my socks.


How's it going, Pretty Peepers?

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Bump for a newbie.

 

[Oscuridad]

I want to applaud the quality of that animation.

Among other things.

 

[Hell Kat]

Guideline 14: Ego
Over-inflated or simply out of control, there are many variations of ego abuse. Remember, people are posting to appear a certain way in the eyes of the board audience, to present a specific image. Reality rarely measures up to the board image, although there have been examples of true love growing here. It proves that roses can bloom surrounded by weeds.

where was this when i needed a hand earlier

 

[LukkyKnight]

where was this when i need a hand earlier

Stickies are very rare on the GB. Still, had you gone through a proper adoption you might've been spared the ignominy, I suppose, in which case I'd blame Oscuridad.

 

[Image]

Pffft! Proper adoption?

It was an every newb for herself, wild west, stand up or Sit down (I think I love you, courtesy Buffalo Springfield), sitIation when I first starting posting!

Gravy train, newbs!

 

[Hell Kat]

Stickies are very rare on the GB. Still, had you gone through a proper adoption you might've been spared the ignominy, I suppose, in which case I'd blame Oscuridad.

i don't really mind. i'm just glad i was pointed in this direction in the end.

 

[johnjones1]

I like these guidelines. Finally, a ray of truth around here.

 

[Oscuridad]

Stickies are very rare on the GB. Still, had you gone through a proper adoption you might've been spared the ignominy, I suppose, in which case I'd blame Oscuridad.

I simply cannot mentor everyone, Lukky.

 

[Sean]

bump.

 

[cjh]

good bump.

unfortunately, it won't conjure up metrodance.

maybe of equinoxe says her name three times.

hmm. somebody needs to summon her, too.

 

[Sean]

good bump.

unfortunately, it won't conjure up metrodance.

maybe of equinoxe says her name three times.

hmm. somebody needs to summon her, too.

Yeah, two very smart women. Metrodance was around for a while about a week or so ago, I haven't seen Equi in ages.

 

[bobshortforkate]

Guideline 36: Alt.
An alternative identity that established posters use to:
1. Act like a troll (see Guideline 31), usually stalking a specific poster.
2. Test the strength of a current on-line relationship.
3. Adopt an entirely new and different persona.

Hrmph!

 

[Radiohead]

What do yout think of Cerys Matthews?