LukkyKnight
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Much better than "Cats." I want to read it again and again.Rubyfruit said:
The Metrodance Guidelines for New and Established Posters.
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MNGuy
I put the Ick in Erotic
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Wow, I violated guidelines 1, 2, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 13, 16, 23, 24, 28, 35, 41,
I would have violated 3, but I'm a nice guy.
Didn't get a chance to violated 4, I only got a handful of PM's. Same with 11, never made a list, that I can remember.
Tried to follow 15. Followed 22. Followed 27. I'm 30. Never creative enough to try violating 31 and 36.
Didn't care about 34.
Haven't tried 45 yet.
<Slinks away.>
I would have violated 3, but I'm a nice guy.
Didn't get a chance to violated 4, I only got a handful of PM's. Same with 11, never made a list, that I can remember.
Tried to follow 15. Followed 22. Followed 27. I'm 30. Never creative enough to try violating 31 and 36.
Didn't care about 34.
Haven't tried 45 yet.
<Slinks away.>
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Guideline 46: The Literotica Cycle
Literotica is a cycle – a huge endless wheel that grinds around and around in the same place. Nothing on the GB is ever new! It may appear new, it may look new but, believe me, it’s not – it’s been done before by some other poster or posters who have wrapped the shadows of lit around them and slipped away into the mist.
Just remember that before you begin a new thread. It might explain why posters who have been on lit for a lengthy period of time have a long ignore list and short tempers.
Literotica is a cycle – a huge endless wheel that grinds around and around in the same place. Nothing on the GB is ever new! It may appear new, it may look new but, believe me, it’s not – it’s been done before by some other poster or posters who have wrapped the shadows of lit around them and slipped away into the mist.
Just remember that before you begin a new thread. It might explain why posters who have been on lit for a lengthy period of time have a long ignore list and short tempers.
bluntforcemama
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Metrodance said:
Original thought is such a fluke.
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Sulky
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Luck is a huge component in any endeavour.Myst said:
bluntforcemama
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Metrodance said:
As is the ability to hide one's sources.
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True. Strangers when we meet.Myst said:
bluntforcemama
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Metrodance said:
David Bowie.
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Sulky
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I know.Myst said:
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You just don't appreciate how difficult is to be a wraith, especially a ringwraith. *smile*Igor_1066 said:
The board seems to be going through one of those idiotic cycles - I can't find a thread to post on so I move on. Hope you're well.
And hi Kbate. Hope you're also well.
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Just for the record, I pop in from time to time.kbate said:
