The Luck of the Draw - Brought to you by DB & Razzy

[lovemonster]

You!! Get back in the garage! We're discussing 'Lost', not 'Bewitched'.

The Robot
Maureen Robinson
Judy Robinson
Penny Robinson

And of course, my hero ... Dr. Zachary Smith. Damn, I loved that guy - he got all the killer lines, stuff like, "Silence, you mental midget."

Yup .. 'twas much better than Star Trek.

Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but I think you're all total bewitches.

But it's dark and lonely in the garage

 

[Guest]

You!! Get back in the garage! We're discussing 'Lost', not 'Bewitched'.

The Robot
Maureen Robinson
Judy Robinson
Penny Robinson

And of course, my hero ... Dr. Zachary Smith. Damn, I loved that guy - he got all the killer lines, stuff like, "Silence, you mental midget."

Yup .. 'twas much better than Star Trek.

Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but I think you're all total bewitches.

Shuddup... you bubble headed booby.

Oh... the pain... the pain....

 

[Guest]

I have never seen this show so the names don't mean too much to me.

Who knows? That might well be an advantage.....

.... or is it?

 

[Kylan]

But it's dark and lonely in the garage

Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring distant happy memories of your teenage years?

Shuddup... you bubble headed booby.

Oh... the pain... the pain....

Well, I-I-I don't know. I mean, I don't really know that much about any of your kinky stuff. I mean, I-I-I could hook a car battery up to your nipples. Oh, to hell with it. You'll only live once.

Wait there.

 

[lovemonster]

Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring distant happy memories of your teenage years?

Nah, I was never that flexible, even as a teenager

 

[imnauti]

You!! Get back in the garage! We're discussing 'Lost', not 'Bewitched'.

The Robot
Maureen Robinson
Judy Robinson
Penny Robinson

And of course, my hero ... Dr. Zachary Smith. Damn, I loved that guy - he got all the killer lines, stuff like, "Silence, you mental midget."

Yup .. 'twas much better than Star Trek.

Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but I think you're all total bewitches.

How can you leave out Will??? Danger, Will Robinson. Danger!!!

 

[imnauti]

Since I don't watch, I'm copying Rosie this time.

Kate
Sawyer
Locke
Hurley
Boone

 

[Kylan]

Nah, I was never that flexible, even as a teenager

Oh purleasssse ... every guy knew the reason you quit using the pill is 'cause it kept falling out.

How can you leave out Will??? Danger, Will Robinson. Danger!!!

Hi, imnauti - charmed to meet you Ma'am, I'm sure.

I didn't mention Will because I know for a fact that he won't win any points.

Victory, once more, is mine.

You lose.

 

[lovemonster]

Oh purleasssse ... every guy knew the reason you quit using the pill is 'cause it kept falling out.

Yeah, I didn't realise for ages that it didn't go in your ear

 

[imnauti]

Oh purleasssse ... every guy knew the reason you quit using the pill is 'cause it kept falling out.




Hi, imnauti - charmed to meet you Ma'am, I'm sure.

I didn't mention Will because I know for a fact that he won't win any points.

Victory, once more, is mine.

You lose.

Why Kylan, the pleasure's all mine. (Where's the batting eyelashes smiley when you need one?)

I'm sure you're right, the quirky doctor, the robot and the girls..... Probably exactly who DB would pick. You win!

 

[Kylan]

Yeah, I didn't realise for ages that it didn't go in your ear

Hey, easy mistake to make ... I mean, there wasn't much danger of you sneezing and blowing your brains out as well, was there?

Why Kylan, the pleasure's all mine. (Where's the batting eyelashes smiley when you need one?)

I'm sure you're right, the quirky doctor, the robot and the girls..... Probably exactly who DB would pick. You win!

A compelling argument. You've swayed me, woman. Victory tastes sweet.

OH GOD!!

THERE'S AN ORGY IN MY MOUTH!!!!!

 

[Razzbeary]

Hmmm.. I was going to bump this, but I see I don't really have to as Kylan, LM and Imnauti have done it for me, several times over (thanks y'all! ) ..

Awww.. what the heck.. guess it's another bump anyway!

Hope everyone is having a good evening.. I'm off to finish watching Human Target, then American Idol... and oh, get some dinner too..

Now.. what about those guesses people? Keep 'em coming!

 

[Kylan]

Hmmm.. I was going to bump this, but I see I don't really have to as Kylan, LM and Imnauti have done it for me, several times over (thanks y'all! ) ..

Awww.. what the heck.. guess it's another bump anyway!

Hope everyone is having a good evening.. I'm off to finish watching Human Target, then American Idol... and oh, get some dinner too..

Now.. what about those guesses people? Keep 'em coming!

Yeah ... they really mussed up the flow of things, didn't they? Sheeesh, some people, eh?

Psssst ... I think they may be neurotic, or possibly psychotic. Try not to show fear.

Yes, my evening is going along swimmingly, thank you. Very peaceful. Mind you, nothing says "Quiet Please" like a bloody head on a fence post.

Ohhhhhhh goodie! I get to guess. Hmmm .... tricky this. Damn you!!



Cat food covered in mayonnaise masquerading as tuna salad?

I'm right, aren't I?

Well?

Aren't I?

Bet I am - Aren't I?

Yeah, I am ... and you know I am. But, I like, totally get that you can't say I am at the moment.

 

[lovemonster]

Hey, easy mistake to make ... I mean, there wasn't much danger of you sneezing and blowing your brains out as well, was there?

probably about as much chance as me grabbing a shotgun and blowing your brains out.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Nah, I was never that flexible, even as a teenager

*splutter*

i dunno, you bend over quick enough for B Company, 2 Para.

 

[lovemonster]

*splutter*

i dunno, you bend over quick enough for B Company, 2 Para.

Yeah, but I can't quite reach my toes.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Yeah, but I can't quite reach my toes.

why? are they in he-who-i-won't-name's mouth?

amazing the velocity you can acheive whith a good, hefty kick, eh?

 

[lovemonster]

why? are they in he-who-i-won't-name's mouth?

amazing the velocity you can acheive whith a good, hefty kick, eh?

LOL, are you trying to make me vomit?

Yup, especially with pointy shoes on, kinda aerodynamic...

 

[geronimo_appleby]

LOL, are you trying to make me vomit?

Yup, especially with pointy shoes on, kinda aerodynamic...

oh dear lord ... stoppit. i'm gunna pee meself!

 

[lovemonster]

oh dear lord ... stoppit. i'm gunna pee meself!

I bought you a packet of Tena Men for these kinda moments.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I bought you a packet of Tena Men for these kinda moments.

luv mistook them for snowballs and ate them.

 

[lovemonster]

luv mistook them for snowballs and ate them.

I hope they weren't used....

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I hope they weren't used....

*snerk*

erm ... hadn't we better stop with this threadjack?

you know DB wll only whinge on.

... and on.

... and on.

 

[lovemonster]

*snerk*

erm ... hadn't we better stop with this threadjack?

you know DB wll only whinge on.

... and on.

... and on.

It's the most action it's seen in weeks!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

It's the most action it's seen in weeks!

unlike yourself!

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