The Literotica Woman....

[Lancecastor]

...wears what size dress, do you suppose?

I noticed in a Mishcka thread* that there are some BigFoots here...so naturally I wonder about the average frame.

Heather Locklear is a Size 2.

Camryn Manheim is a Size 28.

Where are you, oh Median Lit Woman, on the dress rack?





* https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=149555

 

[Mia62]

*sigh*

I wear either a 2 or a 4 depending on the cut...where do you want me to vote?

 

[Lancecastor]

*sigh*

I wear either a 2 or a 4 depending on the cut...where do you want me to vote?

Whatever you have the most of in your closet, I'd think.

I wear jackets that say anything from 44-48 on the label, but most are a 46.

 

[Mia62]

Alright, I voted 4 because although I wear a smaller dress...most of my pants would fall into the 4 range.

 

[Rex1960]

??

May label shows 56.... but then again that's German AND male

 

[Riles]

You left out odd #'s!!!

That means I'm left out.

 

[Lancecastor]

You left out odd #'s!!!

That means I'm left out.

I think you can vote for the next lowest number....most women lie about this stuff anyway, so the men reading this will factor accordingly and add a size when fantasizing about you.

 

[TheCheshireCat]

Can I vote non-pregnant size? Right now I get to choose from small med and large off the preggy racks. Small is nice and tenty...anyone want to go camping? I think I can fit...ohhh, 2 more in here.

 

[Riles]

I think you can vote for the next lowest number....most women lie about this stuff anyway, so the men reading this will factor accordingly and add a size when fantasizing about you.

If what you say is true, that means they'd be at my original size - pure genius, Lance! Thank you.

smiles

 

[SexyWench]

I wear 8 or 10, depending on the make.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

They Had Better Not!

No Adding, I'm Not Lying!

I Picked 14 Cuz It's About The Closest To xxl Preggo

 

[Lancecastor]

Can I vote non-pregnant size? Right now I get to choose from small med and large off the preggy racks. Small is nice and tenty...anyone want to go camping? I think I can fit...ohhh, 2 more in here.

Of course you can!

I haven't heard this many early excuses from people since the last time I went golfing...

 

[BlueDaisy]

I think you can vote for the next lowest number....most women lie about this stuff anyway, so the men reading this will factor accordingly and add a size when fantasizing about you.

Don't lump us all together, Lance. I wouldn't lie about it, but I won't tell because it isn't any of your business.

 

[estevie]

I voted 6. There is a few 4's and a couple of 8's. And they all fit. Just depends on the day of the month.

 

[Oscuridad]

Can I vote non-pregnant size? Right now I get to choose from small med and large off the preggy racks. Small is nice and tenty...anyone want to go camping? I think I can fit...ohhh, 2 more in here.

*begins stalking*

 

[Oscuridad]

Re: They Had Better Not!

No Adding, I'm Not Lying!

I Picked 14 Cuz It's About The Closest To xxl Preggo

*pounce, rubs your belly*

 

[TheCheshireCat]

*begins stalking*

Hmmm, are you going to pretend to be a bear at the campgrounds and plunder my open cooler?

 

[Oscuridad]

Hmmm, are you going to pretend to be a bear at the campgrounds and plunder my open cooler?

Depends on what you're calling a "cooler"

 

[TheCheshireCat]

let's just say hiding marshmallows there isn't the best idea

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Not that you care...

but I'm about a 16-18...don't ever ask me how I know this..

 

[Oscuridad]

let's just say hiding marshmallows there isn't the best idea

Talk like this will only get you visciously fondle... I mean Mauled.

*is a bear* ... growl.

 

[Lancecastor]

Don't lump us all together, Lance. I wouldn't lie about it, but I won't tell because it isn't any of your business.

Ohhhhhhhhkie dokie...

 

[TheCheshireCat]

Talk like this will only get you visciously fondle... I mean Mauled.

*is a bear* ... growl.

Well, no matter what size my clothes were...now they are somewhere in the size vicinity of 'drafty'

 

[Oscuridad]

Well, no matter what size my clothes were...now they are somewhere in the size vicinity of 'drafty'

*scents honey, goes to lick up a tasty treat*

 

[cheesysusie]

But you didn't include a size 0.