The Literotica Closing Down Sale

[Kuntmode]

Lit is filled with naked women, some good and some bad.

It is time to Auction them off.

First wench on sale today is:

Tyme

I shall convert pounds to US$ seeing there is an abundance of desperate fucking losers from there on here.

Do I here $2 for Tyme?

She has pics on Lit. Worth a look if you are into beastly bitches.

$2?

$2?

$2?

 

[Freya]

Can I have that TV in the corner? I need a new one.

 

[tyme]

poor Kunt you really are a pathetic little man.

 

[Kuntmode]

n/a

Next wench is a newcomer.

She seems like she is into bondage and domination. I am sure one of you lucky guys might find she will put on the big black strap on cock and thrust you senseless.

Her name is AmberRayne. Real name is Kelli.

Bidding starts at $20.

Did I hear Glamorilla say $100 based on the strap on cock?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Dibs on the tiki bar with the thatched roof....the one attached to the lagoon-like swimming pool.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

all I care for is that wonderful felt pic of the Dogs attending the Last Supper.

Its going to look outstanding next to my macaroni Elvis in the great room.

 

[Vinny]

I want lovetoread

 

[lovetoread]

I want the bookshelves.

 

[Kuntmode]

n/a

Can I have that TV in the corner? I need a new one.

That's my TV.

But you are welcome to watch it anytime. Right now I have a porn film on. A guy in between a woman's legs devouring her pussy. He is massaging her clitty with the tip of his nob.

Freya2's bidding starts at $100,000

Sold!

Private bidder.

Kuntmode

 

[Kuntmode]

n/a

I want lovetoread

How much you offering?

Bookshelves are filled with Laurel's fucking cat books.

 

[Vinny]

What is the starting bid

 

[Freya]

Re: n/a

That's my TV.

But you are welcome to watch it anytime. Right now I have a porn film on. A guy in between a woman's legs devouring her pussy. He is massaging her clitty with the tip of his nob.

Freya2's bidding starts at $100,000

Sold!

Private bidder.

Kuntmode

Good morning KM. I see you're doing your usual fantastic job of raising the hackles of Litsters.

 

[RawHumor]

Insulting people in a bulletin board is so rare. I mean, it's not like we have trolls or anything.

 

[Kuntmode]

n/a

What is the starting bid

Well I have to say, she has quite an inviting mound there.

I'll start her off at $100

I'll drop it to $60 if you can give me sexy-girl's email address.

I've been asked to get it by another female on Lit for a favour.

 

[Vinny]

I do not know here email but I raise you to 300 hundred on lovetoread

 

[phrodeau]

Kuntmode is suffering from Literotica's Closing Down's Syndrome.

Do I hear a brass farthing?