The Liar's Bazaar!

[Black_Bird]

Ask a question, get lied to!

Remeber, there is truth in lies that truth itself can not reveal.

 

[Debbie]

Why is it, when you wish that something will happen it never does?

Yet if you don't want it to happen it does?

 

[Gilly Bean]

Because they all hate you, deb.

(grins, I like this lying thing)


How come everyone avoids my pm box like the plague?

 

[lovetoread]

How come everyone avoids my pm box like the plague?

Your legs scare them.

Why is life hard?

 

[Black_Bird]

Why is it, when you wish that something will happen it never does?

Because Tom Cruise is a very busy man and you haven't done enough to get him to notice you yet!

Yet if you don't want it to happen it does?

Sorry - I'm still moving to Australia!

 

[Black_Bird]

Why is life hard?

Because one of the main vehicles for survival is procreation.

 

[Guest]

 

[Black_Bird]

quote:
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Originally posted by lovetoread
Why is life hard?
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Is that a truthful answer to that question, or a lie??

Looks pretty close to the truth to me...

Nope... it's a lie. (See - thought I wasn't going to work a lie into that one, didn't you? Welp - I just did. )

 

[Guest]

 

[Gilly Bean]

Why is it that Chelsea Clinton has such big teeth?

 

[Black_Bird]

Why is it that Chelsea Clinton has such big teeth?

She is genetically similar to a beaver. (Take that anyway you please. )

 

[Gilly Bean]

I thought you were gonnalie, B_B!


Ok, here's one for you... How come men think they know it all?

 

[Vinny]

PM

Because they all hate you, deb.

(grins, I like this lying thing)


How come everyone avoids my pm box like the plague?

Because yours and mine have do not enter signs on them.

Why must I leave lit on an almost daily basis with no one to help me stroke?

 

[Wiggles]

Re: PM

Why must I leave lit on an almost daily basis with no one to help me stroke?

Because you're not offering enough incentives. (Chocolate, money, or nudies help)



Do I look fat in this?

 

[Gilly Bean]

Cause we all heard you have leprocy, and are afraid to touch it.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Re: Re: PM

Because you're not offering enough incentives. (Chocolate, money, or nudies help)



Do I look fat in this?

It's not the outfit making you look fat, it's the ass


Do I smell good?

 

[Guest]

Re: PM

 

[Black_Bird]

I thought you were gonnalie, B_B!

Why?

Ok, here's one for you... How come men think they know it all?

Because they do.

 

[Vinny]

Haha

How can I cure my leprosy?

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: PM

Why must I leave lit on an almost daily basis with no one to help me stroke?

You don't leave lit. Liar.

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Re: PM

Do I look fat in this?

You look like Oprah on a diet.

Er... I don't know.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Re: Haha

How can I cure my leprosy?

Cut it off


Does this hat make my head look big?

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Re: Re: PM

Do I smell good?

Yes. I love the smell of computer monitor.

 

[Vinny]

Re: Re: Haha

Cut it off


Does this hat make my head look big?

No it just makes your ass look smaller

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Haha

How can I cure my leprosy?

Drop acid. Lots of it.