The Joker is Wild

[Isabella Thorne]

Best Things About Being Catwoman

Meets lots of muscular guys wearing spandex.

Easy to elude police: hides in S&M shop.

Doesn't have to worry about what to wear to work.

Gets in free to comic book conventions.

Gets to ride in the Batmobile (to police station).

Free passes to every Batman movie.

Gets to select which big star plays you in Catwoman movie, if it ever gets made.

Doesn't have to rent a costume for Halloween party.

Gets big bucks for "9-Lives" endorsement.

Gets to beat the crap out of Batgirl.

Gets to fuck The Joker.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Little Known Facts About Catwoman

Dated Elvis in 1963.

Dated Madonna in 1993.

Found out real reason Robin is called the "Boy Wonder".

Once tugged on Superman's cape.

In 1973 was 50 pounds overweight and called herself Fatwoman.

Taught O.J. how to defend himself with a really big knife.

Was one of the original Pointer sisters.

Has the real crown jewels of England.

Has the missing Whitewater documents.

Two words: rubber fetish.
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Joker's got a lap dance
From Charlie's Angels
It's night
In a secret hideaway somewhere in Gotham City
As a woman in a feline costume
Strokes a Siamese cat
And speaks to several well-dressed men
Twinkle, twinkle
On a star
Superho, tell me who you are
Catwoman in a red tight see-thru
Dancin' on a pole
With a do-see-do

 

[April]

Really.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

X-Men

Rated XXXX darling ...

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

FUCK

that catwomen pic is driveing my mad.....

It is perfect.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

X marks the G-Spot

No place to hide, No place to run
The Mutant Age, Has now begun
X-Men, X-Men, Save the day, Save the day
X-Men, X-Men, Coming your way
Magneto's hordes are on their way to pillage, burn, and plunder
But there's one team that will not yield, the team that strikes like thunder
X-Men, X-Men, Save the day, Save the day
X-Men, X-Men, Coming your way

 

[Renegade]

Re: X marks the G-Spot

Everytime I see that pic, the first thing that pops into my mind is how Gambit would really be dead in the comics if in a sexual position like that with with Rogue due to her mutant powers. God, I'm such a nerd at times.

No place to hide, No place to run
The Mutant Age, Has now begun
X-Men, X-Men, Save the day, Save the day
X-Men, X-Men, Coming your way
Magneto's hordes are on their way to pillage, burn, and plunder
But there's one team that will not yield, the team that strikes like thunder
X-Men, X-Men, Save the day, Save the day
X-Men, X-Men, Coming your way

I remember that old theme from the original X-Men cartoon.