The Joker is Wild

[Isabella Thorne]

Aha ... i caught The Joker red-handed ...

forcing Wonder Woman <at gunpoint> to suck his throbbing green-tinged dick .. while the nasty Penguin stretches her sweet innocent dripping pussy with his huge pounding cock ...

see for yourself ...
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You're feeling over the hill
Chasing powder and pills
Still you don't mind the taste
Of the slow burning waste
Until you feel like trash
You might as well have a gas
Until you feel that crash
You might as well have blast

Deep down in your heart
You know you can't hide
Still you know what you're running from
Better than I
And when they ask you
You say The Joker is wild
And when they ask you why
You say The Joker is wild

~Blue Rodeo~

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

I always knew Wonder Woman was into the BDSM scene

Especially when she would wrap that golden lasso around some poor sap - a closet bondage Mistress.

 

[Demian]

A true friend of Sweet, Wicked Human Delight

Hi Izabella...

Wrapped up this Soul
So long ago
Against the Cold

And in your Arms
Solace from the Rain, in your
Sweet Sugar Delight

Take me Far away
from the Good of Light, I
Found through
Man made doorways

Sweep me away
Dark into the Night

Solstace from your Warmth
Your bosom of Sweet Delight
I melt away
And draw you into the Unbound flight

Away and away
Dark into the Night

 

[Isabella Thorne]

oh yea Shy ... i know what you mean ... Wonder Woman is a fucking slut ...
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All the World is waiting for you
And the wonders that you do
In your satin tights
Fighting for our rights
And the old red white and blue
Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman

 

[Isabella Thorne]

hi Demian ... i hope i am your true wicked friend, baby

but really Shy ... i don't always see WonderWoman as being the Dom Mistress type ... lol ..

i guess she is a good switch ...

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Up Up and Away

... but i hope you agree ... that no one fucks Wonder Woman better than Superman ... lol ...

wow .. that looks like some hard fucking ...
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Surely there must be a way
For me to change the shape I'm in
Dissatisfied with what I am
I want to be a better man

Superman Superman
wish I could fly like Superman
Superman Superman
I want to be like Superman
I want to be like Superman
Superman Superman
wish I could fly like Superman

~The Kinks~

 

[CelestialBody]

Where's

 

[Nathon_88]

Looks yummy. But wouldn't he have to wear that porverbial kryptonite condom?

 

[Renegade]

Didn't you see Mallrats? He only needs a kryptonite condom to bang regular chicks. Not a superslut like good old Wonder Woman.

 

[Nathon_88]

lol. Trust Kevin Smith to concieve something like that.

 

[miles]

I'm surprised nobody recognized Purple Haze in the first pic.
He's on the receiving end of Wonder Woman's blowjob.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

I'm surprised nobody recognized Purple Haze in the first pic.
He's on the receiving end of Wonder Woman's blowjob.

oh i recognized Purple ... as did Celestialbod ... sweetheart ...

but you see ... as Catwoman, i had a short fling in Last Vegas with that damn Joker ...

but now seeing him for the scumb he truly is, i have moved on myself ... and i have made my own new friends ... lmao ....

meowwwwwwww
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Catwoman, Catwoman, you're so hip
If I were Batman I would marry you
You boogie and you polka, then you slam dance and you dip
And I don't know what I am gonna do
I love you, woman!

Your motorcycle's groovy and your costume can't be beat
Your cat ways are sublime
You've got a certain style law and order can't defeat
You happening queen of crime
The Riddler and the Penguin, they're nothing next to you
The Joker's gags fall flat
You stole away my heart, and there's nothing I can do
I envy that man-bat

That woman Catwoman is so cool
I swear I'll love her till my dying day
Catwoman, Catwoman, you're no fool
Believe me when I tell you that I say
The Riddler and the Penguin, they're nothing next to you
The Joker's gags fall flat
You stole away my heart, and there's nothing I can do
I envy that man-bat

That woman Catwoman is so cool
I swear I'll love her till my dying day
Catwoman, Catwoman, you're no fool
Believe me when I tell you that I say
I love you, woman!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

It's a bird ... it's a plane ...

... meanwhile in Superman's Fortress of Solitude ...

pssst - who do you think the naughty blonde is supposed to be? Lana Lang? but she was a red-head, n'est-ce pas? and she is certainly not Lois Lane ...
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I can’t stand to fly
I’m not that naive
Men weren’t meant to ride
With clouds between their knees

I’m only a man in a silly red sheet
Digging for kryptonite on this one way street
Only a man in a funny red sheet
Looking for special things inside of me

It’s not easy to be me.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Superman was terribly bored with fighting crime, so one Friday night he decided to go out on the town to have some fun for a change.

He dropped by Batman's house. "Hey Batman," he said. "Wanna' go out tonight?"

"No, I can't," replied Batman. "The Batmobile is broken and I gotta' stay home and fix it, or else I won't be able to fight crime."

"You loser," said Superman, and he flew away in disgust.

He then decided to stop by Spiderman's house. "Hey, Spidey, how about hitting the town tonight, you and me," he said.

"I'd love to, but I can't," replied Spiderman. "My web-slinger is jammed and I gotta fix it in order to fight crime."

Superman, all disgusted, quipped: "You loser. Go ahead--stay home on a Friday night and fix your damned web-slinger."

He again flew away.

While flying around the city looking for something to do, his super vision spotted Wonder Woman lying on her back, stark naked and spread-eagle!

Superman thought, "Hey, I'm Superman, so I can fly down there at the speed of light, have a quickie and she'll never know the difference!"

Wonder Woman said, "What the hell was that?"

The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but it hurt like hell!"

 

[Renegade]

... meanwhile in Superman's Fortress of Solitude ...

pssst - who do you think the naughty blonde is supposed to be? Lana Lang? but she was a red-head, n'est-ce pas? and she is certainly not Lois Lane ...

Holy super incest, Batman! He's got his wang right up Supergirl's naughty hole.

 

[Purple Haze]

How blasphemous and disturbing. There's no way Joker would do a three-way with Penguin, even if it was Wonder Woman.

Catwoman, maybe.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

ohhhhhhhhhhh the blonde is Supergirl .... yea now i see ... i think that's her ...

but Renegade dear ... i don't think she is really related to Superman ... so it's not really incest
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Many peole ask me "Supergirl, why did you choose Earth to protect?"

OK! People don't ask me that, but for those who wonder, this is the story of how I came to Earth.

I was born on a far away planet called Argos which just happened to be right by Krypton. Everyone knows the story of how it exploded, but Argos was also effected when it went "ka-boom" and was thrown out of orbit far away from our sun.
Most of the people died then, but the few survivors, slowly perished from the cold conditions on the planet.

My mom, one of the top scientists on Argos, put our family in cry-tubes in hopes that one day, someone would rescue us. I was the only one to survive.

Superman, on one of his "missions" through Krypton, discovered Argos and set out to explore. He found out humble home, rescued me and brought me to Earth.

There, he let me stay with his adoptive Earth parents in Kansas, the most boring place on Earth, and probably the Universe, and they helped me get used to Earth and develop all my super powers. I now help Superman fight crime in Metropolis and attend high school (yuck!)

~Supergirl~

 

[Isabella Thorne]

How blasphemous and disturbing. There's no way Joker would do a three-way with Penguin, even if it was Wonder Woman.

Catwoman, maybe.

ohhhhhhhh there you are Purple

well yea ... cartoons don't lie baby ... the pic is posted here for all to see ... the evidence is as plain as can be ...

and dammit i couldn't find any pics at all with The Joker and Catwoman ...
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I took a walk around the world to
ease my troubled mind
I left my body lying somewhere
in the sands of time
I watched the world float to the dark
side of the moon
I feel there is nothing I can do, yeah

I watched the world float to the
dark side of the moon
After all I knew it had to be something
to do with you
I don't really mind what happens now and then
As long as you'll be my friend at the end

If I go crazy then will you still
call me Superman
If I'm alive and well, will you be
there holding my hand
I'll keep you be my side with
my superhuman might
Kryptonite

You called my strong, you called my weak,
but still your secrets I will keep
You took for granted all the times I
never let you down
You stumbled in and bumped your head, if
not for me then you would be dead
I picked you up and put you back
on solid ground

If I go crazy then will you still
call me Superman
If I'm alive and well, will you be
there holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side with my
superhuman might
Kryptonite

If I go crazy then will you still
call me Superman
If I'm alive and well, will you be
there holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side with my
superhuman might
Kryptonite

Yeah!

If I go crazy then will you still
call me Superman
If I'm alive and well, will you be
there holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side with my
superhuman might
Kryptonite

If I go crazy then will you still
call me Superman
If I'm alive and well, will you be
there holding my hand
I'll keep you ny my side with my
superhuman might
Kryptonite

~3 Doors Down~

 

[Purple Haze]

Hey, I dig that song, and the video.

I went searching for pics myself, really wanted to contribute to the thread, tried a few different keywords like "Superhero Fuck" and "Nude Joker", things like that. I found some pics of Batman buttfucking Robin. A little weird, I thought. Not the way I envisioned the Dynamic Duo.

What do you think Underdog's fave position is?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

i played that song just for you Purple baby ... and i'm glad ya like it ...
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This time that fiendish Joker has gone too far ....

 

[Isabella Thorne]

oh .... Batman buttfucking Robin??

ha ha that reminds me of SNL's The Ambiguously Gay Duo ....
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The Ambiguously Gay Duo!
The Ambiguously Gay Duo!
They are taking on evil, come what may
They are fighting all crime to save the day.
They're extremely close in an ambiguous way.
They're ambiguoysly gay.
They're ambiguoysly gay.
The Ambiguously Gay Duo!

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

ohhhhhhhh there you are Purple

well yea ... cartoons don't lie baby ... the pic is posted here for all to see ... the evidence is as plain as can be ...

and dammit i couldn't find any pics at all with The Joker and Catwoman ...

I agree with that, if it's in a cartoon.... It must be true

as for joker and catwomen.... hehe... I'll see what I can do for you Isabella

 

[Renegade]

And to think that some people wonder why I love comic books so much.

 

[batter]

even superheros need a way to relieve tension and stress.
they say sex is great for it.
but i have to wonder if superman really is faster than a bullet.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Worst Things About being Catwoman

Periodically has to check into Betty Ford Clinic to break catnip habit.

Losing "Bad Girl" title to that Lady Death bitch.

Ever since "Batman Returns", stores sold out of whips.

Everybody keeps giving you candy on Halloween.

Set off alarm whenever you cough up fur ball.

Constantly distracted by balls of string.

Every time you get captured, they try to spay you.

Have to remove "Goodyear" logo from new costume.

Always being hit on by guys in rubber suits.

Two words: pussy jokes.
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hee hee batter dear ...
now this would be one time when it would be a bad thing for Superman to be fast ...