J_CARVILLE
Literotica Guru
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Good evening! Welcome to the J_CARVILLE show, an open forum for the Liberals where we can openly discuss how better to engage and defeat our conservative opponents. Your chance to learn at the feet of the Master of Disaster in all things Political, on all Continents, and maybe even to the ends of the Known Universe! I hope you’re having a good weekend, I really do. Me and Mary’s doing the Corporal Bar-B-Que Ball thingy this evening, if you know what I mean, tee hee. Having said all that, I want to jump straight to the topic of tonight’s show,
The Republicans in Power: A Party Run Amuck!
Do you know what those Rich, Evil, Cuban-Cigar Smokin’ Republicans are up to now? Why, this Sunday they and their paid accomplices in the conservative dominated media plan to launch yet another frivolous attack on the Clinton Family. All the Sunday morning news shows are going to try and further smear our former, beloved First Family. I tell you this Right Wing Conspiracy of theirs, Fox, Newsmax, ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, the BBC, they just will not leave the Senator and her family alone. Now they are attacking our fine upstanding friends in Hollywood who did their part to get the Senator elected and who make all those wonderful movies that we all love and appreciate so much. IT’S JUST NOT FAIR!
You know what else they doin’, they are launching vicious partisan attacks against the innocent Congressman Condit just ‘cause HE’S A DEMOCRAT. I tell you these people have never ever, ever never ceased to exhibit their frenzied right-wing attack mode style ever since they first decided to go after our great President, William Jefferson Clinton with their made-up trumped-up charges and their lackey Ken Starr, even going so far as to steal an election and promote cigarettes for your children.
Did you know they started a secret smear campaign just to get our Democratic colleague Condit on Friday. A_J done seen it! That evil, mean, SpiritedOnoreyBastard even posted it on Literotica! Next thing you know Monday morning everyone will be talking about Senator Clinton, and on Tuesday, and on Wednesday, and then on Thursday, they gonna go after that poor Democratic Congressman Condit again. That man’s a hero to our party and has done so many things for so many women. And men. Just like our former, idolized President William Jefferson Clinton, my personal golfing buddy. They want to destroy this great man, oh, yeah, Condit too, and our great Senator from New York with vicious canine-like lies and slander. But we can stop them!
Democrats you’ve got to get energized and get out there and combat those Republican lies! Get in the mud, go for their eyes. It’s a fight! If you let them keep attacking, attacking, attacking, why the next thing you know, they’re gonna sick the Justice Department on the NAACP and you know what that would do to us if they forced us to publicly defend that bunch, so you good Democrats out there, you got your marching orders. Go get a conservative! Start a smear campaign, lie if you have to. You know how. It ain’t beanbag, golldurnit! Believe me, they know it’s coming. They hunkered down.
So keep fightin’ now ya’ll.
The Republicans in Power: A Party Run Amuck!
Do you know what those Rich, Evil, Cuban-Cigar Smokin’ Republicans are up to now? Why, this Sunday they and their paid accomplices in the conservative dominated media plan to launch yet another frivolous attack on the Clinton Family. All the Sunday morning news shows are going to try and further smear our former, beloved First Family. I tell you this Right Wing Conspiracy of theirs, Fox, Newsmax, ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, the BBC, they just will not leave the Senator and her family alone. Now they are attacking our fine upstanding friends in Hollywood who did their part to get the Senator elected and who make all those wonderful movies that we all love and appreciate so much. IT’S JUST NOT FAIR!
You know what else they doin’, they are launching vicious partisan attacks against the innocent Congressman Condit just ‘cause HE’S A DEMOCRAT. I tell you these people have never ever, ever never ceased to exhibit their frenzied right-wing attack mode style ever since they first decided to go after our great President, William Jefferson Clinton with their made-up trumped-up charges and their lackey Ken Starr, even going so far as to steal an election and promote cigarettes for your children.
Did you know they started a secret smear campaign just to get our Democratic colleague Condit on Friday. A_J done seen it! That evil, mean, SpiritedOnoreyBastard even posted it on Literotica! Next thing you know Monday morning everyone will be talking about Senator Clinton, and on Tuesday, and on Wednesday, and then on Thursday, they gonna go after that poor Democratic Congressman Condit again. That man’s a hero to our party and has done so many things for so many women. And men. Just like our former, idolized President William Jefferson Clinton, my personal golfing buddy. They want to destroy this great man, oh, yeah, Condit too, and our great Senator from New York with vicious canine-like lies and slander. But we can stop them!
Democrats you’ve got to get energized and get out there and combat those Republican lies! Get in the mud, go for their eyes. It’s a fight! If you let them keep attacking, attacking, attacking, why the next thing you know, they’re gonna sick the Justice Department on the NAACP and you know what that would do to us if they forced us to publicly defend that bunch, so you good Democrats out there, you got your marching orders. Go get a conservative! Start a smear campaign, lie if you have to. You know how. It ain’t beanbag, golldurnit! Believe me, they know it’s coming. They hunkered down.
So keep fightin’ now ya’ll.
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