The Isolated Blurt Thread

When they created the politics board and subsequently, the triggered lounge.

All they ever wanted was their free speech and to be self-appointed moderators.

Looks like we have two of their lost sheep bleating over in the new drama thread...

Oh, men or so terrible; I can't seem to find one (keep one), even my blood is bad!
 
They ruined the GB, no doubt about it.

At least the 8 or so of them seem to be happy.

And who doesn’t enjoy reading about their 6 meals a day?
 
Are rubber coated bullets the same as rubber bullets?

(First time I’ve heard of the former and munitions aren’t my strong suit.)
 
I now only date women 30+.

Women start losing their skin elasticity and overall feminine ripeness around about 27. I’ll miss the under 27’s.
 
I now only date women 30+.

Women start losing their skin elasticity and overall feminine ripeness around about 27. I’ll miss the under 27’s.
Meant to add, they have to be under 5’2”… i just love the petite ones.
 
The Universe's timing sucks - why else did I have to meet a woman I would finally feel comfortable bringing up kids with after I had been married 20 years?
 
Go for it!….If you make a baby with the new one, chances are the old one will divorce you.

Problem solved.
 
Go for it!….If you make a baby with the new one, chances are the old one will divorce you.

Problem solved.
Too messy for my taste, especially when the 'morals clause' in my employment contract kicks in, even though she is not a student of mine. Actually, given what is two are like when together, we would probably be too busy having a fascinating discussion about something off-the-wall to get around to doing the dirty!
 
Too messy for my taste, especially when the 'morals clause' in my employment contract kicks in, even though she is not a student of mine. Actually, given what is two are like when together, we would probably be too busy having a fascinating discussion about something off-the-wall to get around to doing the dirty!
If you’re not going to bang her, why whine about your wife?
 
To put it bluntly, because she is wife in name only these days thanks to her various illnesses. Wouldn't mind if I was one foot in the hole and another on a banana skin myself, but I am not.
 
To put it bluntly, because she is wife in name only these days thanks to her various illnesses. Wouldn't mind if I was one foot in the hole and another on a banana skin myself, but I am not.
Did you write your own vows?

“In sickness and in health…unless she’s sick and I want to bang students”
 
Too messy for my taste, especially when the 'morals clause' in my employment contract kicks in, even though she is not a student of mine. Actually, given what is two are like when together, we would probably be too busy having a fascinating discussion about something off-the-wall to get around to doing the dirty!
You should do a Lit. search before such postings.

Do you have any idea how many 50+ College professors
described how they were about to be jumped by much younger, stunning students?
 
Credit where credit’s due: Congrats to Butters for creating a cage for the political loons where she can go and poke them with sticks through the fencing.
 
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Had the cooper works ragtop out for a little rip, what a blast that thing is.
 
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Happy Canada Day Weekend!

Bought some black montreal hashish today… just like university daze, sticky and black.

“TREMBLANT CANNABIS’S ALL STAR PRODUCT IS IT’S OLD-SCHOOL HASHISH THAT IS REMINISCENT OF THE 80’S. BLACK ON THE OUTSIDE AND BROWN ON THE INSIDE, THIS HASHISH HAS SPICY AND RICH NOTES.
IT HAS A PLEASANT TEXTURE WHICH BECOMES MALLEABLE WITH THE HEAT OF THE HAND. WHEN LIT, IT CREATES A THICK WHITE SMOKE.”
 
Happy Canada Day in Ottawa, where a Freedumber attacked a Police Officer at the National War Memorial.
 
Happy Canada Day in Ottawa, where a Freedumber attacked a Police Officer at the National War Memorial.
Caillou Convoy. Wtf are they complaining about now, ffs? Stupid rednecks backed by American dollars trying to undermine our democracy.
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Have you ever heard the term to "eighty-six" something?

eigh·ty-six
[ˌādēˈsiks]

VERB
86 (verb)
  1. eject or bar (someone) from a restaurant, bar, etc.:
    "they were accused of cheating, and eighty-sixed from their favorite casino"
  2. reject, discard, or cancel:
    "the passwords will be 86ed by next October"


I don't mean to sound crass, but is it merely coincidence that the abortion pill is called "Are you for 86"? ( RU486)
 
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