The Isolated Blurt Thread

[Spins]

Sort of sucks when folk forget your name.

Then again makes crime much easier.

 

[thør]

Sort of sucks when folk forget your name.

Not like the Cheers Bar, eh?

 

[phantom4533]

We have a pork roast on the rotisserie and as it turns it makes sounds like whales having really good sex.

 

[phantom4533]

No, I have not actually heard or seen whales having really good sex or sex of any kind. I just said that because this is Lit.

 

[phantom4533]

And, no, I am not stoned.

 

[phantom4533]

I am drinking wine.

 

[phantom4533]

And, just for the record, I think a Bumper Buddy would be a great addition to the headboard.

 

[thør]

Once, safe sex was not banging your head on the headboard.

 

[Spins]

I think TV shows like Cheers, How I Met your Mother, and other shows with a 'hangout' have probably ruined friendships.

Bars are rarely ever like that.

 

[thør]

I think TV shows like Cheers, How I Met your Mother, and other shows with a 'hangout' have probably ruined friendships.

Bars are rarely ever like that.

Depends.

I was in bars like that in northern MN last December.

 

[Spins]

Life's only real answer: It depends!

 

[thør]

Life's only real answer: It depends!

Or 'maybe'.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Life's only real answer: It depends!

I like to go with, "I didn't do it!".

 

[thør]

I like to go with, "I didn't do it!".

Feeling guilty?

 

[Spins]

My only guilt is all the Keebler fudge cookies I've eaten.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Feeling guilty?

What's that?

 

[Hard_Rom]

My only guilt is all the Keebler fudge cookies I've eaten.

Why?!

 

[thør]

What's that?

People who immediately exclaim their innocence, are usually guilty of something.

 

[Spins]

Because I am fat and do not need any more sugar in my diet

 

[Hard_Rom]

People who immediately exclaim their innocence, are usually guilty of something.

"Non proclaimeth their innocence so loudly as the guilty" and "Those who smelt them dealt them".

 

[Hard_Rom]

Because I am fat and do not need any more sugar in my diet

I'm skinny. Sugar I can do. Fat will be the death of me through arteriosclerosis. Too many cookies means just veggies, fruit, rice, pasta and oatmeal for the next day. No meat, no diary and no tasty sauces.

I try to get my chocolate fix out of hot chocolate.
1 table spoon of sugar
2 heaping table spoons of red cocoa powder
1 cup skim milk

fat is low and sugar is half what ready bought hot chocolate powder is, usually double all in a giant two fister mug

 

[Spins]

Mmm, fat

 

[phantom4533]

So that wasn't your ovary that I was tickling?

 

[NHKitty]

Yeah, so...apparently this only happens in .05-8% of women.
The nurse I spoke to just kept saying, "Wow".

We've now dubbed it Wow-Gate so we can discuss it in the office.

I feel so special.

 

[Spins]

I wish shoulds came true more often