The Isolated Blurt Thread

[Radiohead]

Maybe you don't run away from us...

Maybe you just don't like-like us

There we have it

 

[Spins]

Mmmhmm.

 

[Peregrinator]

No one like-likes me!

....!

 

[Peregrinator]

Made me smile to see Spins and Yossi still here when I came back.

 

[Spins]

No doubt Yossi caused the smile and you were like, "Oh that Spins person too! He must be really creepy now!"

 

[Peregrinator]

There's no such thing as a creepy concierge.

 

[Spins]

You think of me as a receptionist for an apartment building.

Good to know.

Would explain some things.

 

[Peregrinator]

Used to be your title. "GB Concierge" or something like that.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Putting things - and people - in their place is a good thing.

My neighbor from across the street, playing headass music from his shitty minivan loudly, I wanna put him in his place.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[IrezumiKiss]

He isn't in the minivan while the music plays?

I think he got some new sound system and is testing it out.

It'd be fine if it was something good blasting, but it's this shitty nondescript club music. The kind of crap you dance to when the DJ is playing shit to grind through the night in order to finish their set and you're drunk dancing alone.

 

[Lancecastor]

The kind of crap you dance to when the DJ is playing shit to grind through the night in order to finish their set and you're drunk dancing alone.

Only true thing you've ever said about yourself.

 

[Spins]

You must be thinking of someone else, Perg. That wasn't me

 

[Peregrinator]

Might have been "Blurt Concierge." Definitely you.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Only true thing you've ever said about yourself.

Ha! Look at you coming into the Lounge trying to stunt like a hurt Blurt grrrrrrrrrrrrrrl.

 

[Tinkersquash]

I normally don't leave auto-correct errors standing but lately I haven't been noticing them on my shopping list. Most of the time I can pick out what they were supposed to be (such as "corn on the cop" or "PORN arils") but I still can't figure out what Mom Sticks or End Bees were supposed to be.

https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder598/500x/13328598/x-all-the-things-kill-all-the-bees.jpg

 

[Spins]

Uh, pretty sure have had 'around an Axis' for 9 plus years now. Unless other people can change my title without me noticing.

Maybe it was Spinaroonie you are thinking of?

He would occasionally be pissy about me 'stealing' his name.

 

[butters]

No one like-likes me!

now that's just moving into the hashtag quality wrong scale of things

 

[butters]

the t.e.n.s stick on thingy works great!

 

[Emerson40]

The t.e.n.s stuck to your thingy is a whole other thing.




/Dirty hoes for Dr. Ho's.

 

[butters]

The t.e.n.s stuck to your thingy is a whole other thing.




/Dirty hoes for Dr. Ho's.

indeed! and with 63 settings, you can be sure i won't be trying it

 

[Super-Surprise]

I was talking about my favorite movies of all time with some of my wife's lawyer friends at dinner last night, and I mentioned "8 minute topless beach compilation" and nobody had heard of it.

 

[Peregrinator]

Maybe it was in one of the spin-off fora? Or it was your location and not title?

 

[Spins]

Maybe if I speak slowly and say it louder?

 

[Peregrinator]

It was Mechablade. Apologies.