The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXV: It's Only Castles Burning

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There are no MLK Boulevards in Canukastan?

LOL I have a cousin who came to the USA a few years back and visited all the family and he noted that every town he visited had an MLK and Cesar Chavez.

The annoying Quebec flag https://www.google.ca/?gws_rd=ssl#q=quebec+flag

Quebec likes to think that they are their own country. You only see a Canadian flag on Canadian government buildings or English schools.

Canada has a Texas.....
 

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/5/54/SpongeBob_kicked_out_of_the_museum.GIF/revision/latest?cb=20141115021259

Ahhhh. That's better. Irrelevant shitstain no more! :D

A couple years ago I was helping a friend load an old basement bar and futon into his truck, for transport to the dump, and there was one of those springy toilet seat apparatuses (right side, under the bench / table) in the corner of his rec room.

He saw that I saw it, kind of right after I saw it, and instantly went vermilion.

Although I did not ask about it, he felt it necessary to tell me that it was one component of a new-fangled camping toilet.

We've camped together a couple times since then, and the springy toilet seat has never appeared, nor have I asked on its whereabouts.

Reminds me of all these stories of people accidentally leaving dildos out in the open when taking indoor home pics or when company comes over.

Social tact aside, it's a shame people are so conditioned to be ashamed of sex and what gets their bubbles blowing. I woulda just rolled with it and said, "yeah...you oughta get yourself one o' these!" :D
 
Social tact aside, it's a shame people are so conditioned to be ashamed of sex and what gets their bubbles blowing. I woulda just rolled with it and said, "yeah...you oughta get yourself one o' these!" :D
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still no idea wtf it is :confused: only suspicions :D
ETA: My Fleshlight used to hang inside the shower on the safety grab
 
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still no idea wtf it is :confused: only suspicions :D
ETA: My Fleshlight used to hang inside the shower on the safety grab

You (the guy or someone with a strap-on cock) lay on the bottom and the person you're gonna fuck (the gal or someone with an available and lubricated entry hole) gets on the seat, inserts you...and then they're able to fuck you by bouncing up and down on you with better ease and comfort than just using knee-squats.

It's better to watch it in action. Longtime pornmeister Rodney Moore uses it in his videos often. Or used to.
 
You (the guy or someone with a strap-on cock) lay on the bottom and the person you're gonna fuck (the gal or someone with an available and lubricated entry hole) gets on the seat, inserts you...and then they're able to fuck you by bouncing up and down on you with better ease and comfort than just using knee-squats.

It's better to watch it in action. Longtime pornmeister Rodney Moore uses it in his videos often. Or used to.

You're a font of information! Bear with me here. So, it's not really a toilet cushiony seat, but more of a seat cushion like the type used if you have hemroids?

http://www.hemorrhoids.org/images/Hemorrhoids-Cushions.jpg
 
You're a font of information! Bear with me here. So, it's not really a toilet cushiony seat, but more of a seat cushion like the type used if you have hemroids?

http://www.hemorrhoids.org/images/Hemorrhoids-Cushions.jpg

Ha! No, it's just a standard toilet seat modded out as a sitting springboard.

There's likely cushion versions out there somewhere, but for practical reasons, you don't want more padding creating extra area between you and the person you're fucking/being fucked by. The purpose is to slam down deep as you can on that dick and bounce back up just to come back down with amplified force, without busting your knees. :D
 
There actually are no threads that a pretentious pedant would find a good place to snipe that he could advance an ontologocal argument that he doesn't intend to pursue. Either elighten the unwashed masses, or stfu.
 
Boing, boing, boing... Aliceeeeeee!

"911 what is your emergency?"

"My girlfriend is on the ceiling."

"Your girlfriend is on the roof? Is she threatening to jump?"

"She jumped a little at first. Now she in on the ceiling."
 
I know I have a spice grinder somewhere...

I should buy a mortar and pestle.
 
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