The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXV: It's Only Castles Burning

[Super-Surprise]

FФЦЯ DДУs LЗft, FЭllФШ PЦtiИ LДcКЗЧs

 

[trysail]

I can beat people who are twenty years younger in singles tennis because I can outrun them. The guy I beat today was huffing and puffing as I ran him from side to side like a yo-yo. His weak backhand makes him vulnerable because he has to try to protect that side from being exploited. The fact that he's got a killer forehand gives me a double incentive to pin him on one side of the court. Then it's only a matter of time until I get him so badly out of position that he can't recover.


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[glynndah]

Last night I dreamt I saw the pope's underpants. The pope bore a remarkable resemblance to James Cromwell {the farmer on Babe}. I remember thinking in the dream that I should tell Lit about this when I woke up.

 

[HarryHill]

tighty whiteys?

 

[CTFD]

After we lost our 18 year old cat to a stroke a few months ago, and a few visits to shelters since, the Curly Haired Wonder fell in love with this little sweetie.

Meet Billie.

I am sorry for your loss. That is hard.

Billie is gorgeous. CONGRATULATIONS!

 

[islandman]

You have a 4 year old... at your age?

My condolences.

As you are aware, 60s are the new 40s.

 

[NHKitty]

Awwwww Billie is a cutie pie!

And Wings, congratulations!

 

[Jennifer]

I can beat people who are twenty years younger in singles tennis because I can outrun them. The guy I beat today was huffing and puffing as I ran him from side to side like a yo-yo. His weak backhand makes him vulnerable because he has to try to protect that side from being exploited. The fact that he's got a killer forehand gives me a double incentive to pin him on one side of the court. Then it's only a matter of time until I get him so badly out of position that he can't recover.


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Don't you ever tire of bragging? It's so tedious to everyone else here and very few believe you or give a flying fuck.

 

[hashtag46]

Don't you ever tire of bragging? It's so tedious to everyone else here and very few believe you or give a flying fuck.

He's tedious to imbecils such as yourself and some of your friends, because you guys don't know any better.

Not to anyone else

 

[Lyricalli]

Meet Billie.

What a beauty.

 

[Emerson40]

After we lost our 18 year old cat to a stroke a few months ago, and a few visits to shelters since, the Curly Haired Wonder fell in love with this little sweetie.

Meet Billie.

Purdy kitty, Lustrous One.

 

[Aquagal]

Think this:

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Only, using this instead:

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Looks like a birthing stool.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

I forgot how much I hate moving.

I NEVER forget how much I hate moving.

 

[Saint Peter]

After we lost our 18 year old cat to a stroke a few months ago, and a few visits to shelters since, the Curly Haired Wonder fell in love with this little sweetie.

Meet Billie.

Hi Billie!

 

[Hard_Rom]

Just getting over the stomach flu. It took 5 days plus. Just eating light meals.

There is no such thing as a 24hr flu. It is some form of poisoning. I had a poisoning once before that had me puking and shitting for 24 hrs. Sometimes simultaneously. I actually thought about calling an ambulance. Was fine next day except for appetite. Did not eat a proper meal for 3 days. Then I could not stop eating. Puked twice and only shit through needle 3X. Mild case. Sipping OJ and black coffee for now. A bit tired but feeling much better.

Yeast infections are a bitch.

Fucking the Pilsbury Doughboy?

Honestly, my cunt has issues but I've never had a yeast infection. But my loaves are lovely.

You obviously never have.


"My what big ears you have, Billie" said the mouse.
"All the better to hear you with," said one of natures most perfect and cutest killing machines.

Meet Billie.

 

[Disgustipated]

Don't you ever tire of bragging? It's so tedious to everyone else here and very few believe you or give a flying fuck.

Yes, but can you type without needing a different font, size, or indent?

I THINK NOT.

All he has in life is beating some schmuck who could give a fuck less if some old dude beats him on an outdoor public tennis court.

Wait.

If he's just playing badminton, tell him to fuck the fuck off for realz.

 

[Bookishleigh]

http://i.imgur.com/wZzLWXo.jpg?1

 

[neci]

billie is adorable!!!

****

i may lose a "friend," but at least i stood up for what i believe to be true. it was like a slap across the face. a kick in the gut to people i know and hold dear. i refrain from getting into political shit most of the time, unless i really know the person, but this time the arrogance and self righteousness made me sick. to speak so plainly against a group of people, who have always been shut away in the shadows. turning around claiming the love of christ.

 

[neci]

progress is being made. so fucking slowly. which is good. still. i am stubborn. i am patient.

 

[neci]

maybe getting older, i just give fewer shits.

that's dangerous.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

awwww

so cute.

*looking through Marks and Spencer tea treats and cheeses*

It is a good thing that I live in New England.
Too much temptation.
I would have an empty wallet and a round middle.

Des you decadent lovely cunt! Consider me corrupted.

 

[glynndah]

tighty whiteys?

No. They were fitted briefs, but with a pattern. Mostly red and white with a few darker bits, blue and green.

 

[Greypowerful]

No. They were fitted briefs, but with a pattern. Mostly red and white with a few darker bits, blue and green.

I think purple would suit you better...

 

[IrezumiKiss]

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#Shoutouts

 

[IrezumiKiss]

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#NeverTooLate