The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXV: It's Only Castles Burning

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Just as long as you have enough space in the basement or adjacent rumpus room for your fetish fun furnishings, you'll be right as rain. ;)


A couple years ago I was helping a friend load an old basement bar and futon into his truck, for transport to the dump, and there was one of those springy toilet seat apparatuses (right side, under the bench / table) in the corner of his rec room.

He saw that I saw it, kind of right after I saw it, and instantly went vermilion.

Although I did not ask about it, he felt it necessary to tell me that it was one component of a new-fangled camping toilet.

We've camped together a couple times since then, and the springy toilet seat has never appeared, nor have I asked on its whereabouts.
 
A couple years ago I was helping a friend load an old basement bar and futon into his truck, for transport to the dump, and there was one of those springy toilet seat apparatuses (right side, under the bench / table) in the corner of his rec room.

He saw that I saw it, kind of right after I saw it, and instantly went vermilion.

Although I did not ask about it, he felt it necessary to tell me that it was one component of a new-fangled camping toilet.

We've camped together a couple times since then, and the springy toilet seat has never appeared, nor have I asked on its whereabouts.

Trying to come up with what else a toilet seat can be used for...:confused:

Maybe it's too late and I need to go to bed.
 
I dont have it out for wings.

I havent even rubbed it through my pants for her.
 
I think it's easier to wake up early on days off, because I know it's just more time to lie in bed.
 


22½ knots for 24 consecutive hours ? Under sail ? 537 miles ? Singlehanding ?
Are you frickin' kidding me?



Thomson sets world record during Vendee Globe fightback


Jan. 16, 2017


PARIS (AP) — British sailor Alex Thomson has set a world record for the most distance sailed solo in 24 hours in the Vendee Globe.

With about 1,000 miles remaining to the finish line in the round-the-globe race, Thomson reduced the gap on leader Armel Le Cleac'h to only 70 miles.

Organizers say the 42-year-old Thomson sailed his Hugo Boss 60-foot single-hull yacht at a speed of 22.4 knots over 24 hours, the equivalent of 25.7 mph, covering 536.8 miles.

The previous record was held by French sailor Francois Gabart, who set a mark of 534.48 miles during the 2012-13 race.

Le Cleac'h and Thomson, who hopes to become the first British winner of the non-stop race, are expected at Les Sables d'Olonne on Thursday after 74 days of racing.



more:
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/81fe...ts-world-record-during-vendee-globe-fightback

 
I have ensured to never feel the burden of retirement by spending my money on hookers and coke instead of beefing up my 401k.

So, what was your excuse for rising early today?

A. You shat the sheets?

B. Your paid paramour snores?

C. Your nose was jonesing some candy?

Enquiring minds... :D
 
So, what was your excuse for rising early today?

A. You shat the sheets?

B. Your paid paramour snores?

C. Your nose was jonesing some candy?

Enquiring minds... :D

the sheets were unshat
the whore did not snore
and the coke was a joke
 
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