The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVII: Aubrey Plaza's Cotton Candy Flavored Vagina

[lovetoread]

Redneck hipsters are apparently a thing.

Well we do evolve sometimes

 

[butters]

Okay, you dig the holes and haul the posts to the fence line. I'll drop them in and watch you fill dirt around them while drinking beer.

You will never win! I am queen of the Litster kitties!

http://www.bruning.com/humor/cat_macros/images/funny_cat_picture.jpg

sunday morning smiles on a sunny morning

 

[HarryHill]

Coffee investigation, burritos, Terminator, Genesis, I'll be back

 

[Saint Peter]

eight ball zucchini

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I fucking hate reading the last available book in a series and the new one isn't due out for AGGGGGEEESSSSS GOD HOW WILL I SURVIVE

The last time I went through that, I resolved never again. I wait for series to be complete, now.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Why do some mosquito bites itch worse than others?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

Why do some mosquito bites itch worse than others?

Denny---------- Keep in mind only the females bite.
Blood sucking varmits....................... I'm talkin about mosquitos.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Denny---------- Keep in mind only the females bite.
Blood sucking varmits....................... I'm talkin about mosquitos.

Yeah sure, we all know the females just suck the life out of you, among other things.

 

[Aphro]

I don't want to get out of bed.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I don't want to get out of bed.

I'm not going to.

 

[Saint Peter]

You will have to pee sooner or later.

 

[lovetoread]

piddle pads

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Zucchini squash varieties include round zucchini.
I suppose that someone could hollow one out, and replace the pulp,
with the external clear lenses and floating insides of a Magic Eight Ball.

A round zucchini used as a sex toy, would be less dangerous than a Magic Eight Ball toy. (Although, I am almost certain the emergency room has had to extract one.)

neci, are you watching that strange TV show about sex-related injury cases, in the ER ?

 

[TwinkleStars]

sunday morning smiles on a sunny morning

I will be queen!!!!

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[butters]

I will be queen!!!!

http://i.myniceprofile.com/1274/127478.gif

reminds me of Pink!

 

[HarryHill]

Australian kisses

 

[butters]

Australian kisses

upsidedowners?

 

[lovetoread]

is that some sort of weird kink?

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

Yeah sure, we all know the females just suck the life out of you, among other things.

Denny------------------------ mosquitos right ?

 

[yossi]

upsidedowners?

is that some sort of weird kink?

I think it's when she hangs her head off the edge of the bed and then sucks your cock.

At least that's where my mind went.

 

[HarryHill]

upsidedowners?

..
They go down under *hoists red Dixie cup* Fuck All!

 

[pointless]

I fucking hate reading the last available book in a series and the new one isn't due out for AGGGGGEEESSSSS GOD HOW WILL I SURVIVE

that's never been a problem for me because i honestly get bored reading a whole series straight through. i actually prefer a break otherwise it all starts running together.

 

[trysail]

I fucking hate reading the last available book in a series and the new one isn't due out for AGGGGGEEESSSSS GOD HOW WILL I SURVIVE

The last time I went through that, I resolved never again. I wait for series to be complete, now.

So, you'd have waited the thirty (30) years from 1969's Master and Commander 'til the 1999 appearance of Blue At The Mizzen for Patrick O'Brian to complete the Aubrey-Maturin series?


Wikipedia article on the Aubrey-Maturin series by Patrick O'Brian

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f7/HMS_Surprise2%28c%29Ted_Rufus_Ross.JPG/322px-HMS_Surprise2%28c%29Ted_Rufus_Ross.JPG





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[pensivepoet]

Whoever invented rice krispie bars was a good person worthy of heaven.

 

[lovetoread]

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